Tell us a joke....

[elektibi75]

Warning, dark humor.

What's the difference between Hitler and the Boston Marathon Bombers? The bombers could end a race.

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that's wrong in so many ways and I don't think that because it's twisted, I think that because

1.they didn't end the race, the bomb exploded in the middle or something I think?
2.Hitler did a pretty good job, there are almost no Jews left in Europe

After the bomb went off,the race was over -TRUE STORY- 

[Vod]

I walked into a convenience store and said to the clerk, "Give me a KitKat Chunky"
She brought a Kitkat Chunky back to me.
I then said "I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch."

[Kiki112]

I walked into a convenience store and said to the clerk, "Give me a KitKat Chunky"
She brought a Kitkat Chunky back to me.
I then said "I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch."

oooh
nice one

before you read any of these you should know that weed and grass are one word in my language
so I was sitting down, minding my own business when my mom says our grass is too high
now I have a picture of grass holding a joint in my brain

[cybershawrk]

hmmm grass holding grass that sounds very interesting maybe grass is smarter than people think.

[mprep]

Found this gem :
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough.

[Kiki112]

Found this gem :
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough.

This +1

that's old

but gold

what's green and hanging out my balcony?

that's my nigger and I'll paint him as I wish

[evansearle42]

[coinerjoe]

Have you heard about the new Jewish Porsche?  It will stop on a dime, and it will even pick it up for you. 

[Kiki112]

Have you heard about the new Jewish Porsche?  It will stop on a dime, and it will even pick it up for you. 

damn, haven't seen a Jew go fast like that since Poland 1939.
because it's a Porsche

[coinerjoe]

Ok in advance u should all know im goin to hell for these ones.

Q:  Whats the difference between a circumcision and a crucifixion?
A:  In a crucifixion they get rid of the whole Jew

Q: Whats the diffence between a pizza and a jew?
A: The pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven

Q: Whats better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics?
A: Not being handicapped

Q: How do they know Princess Diana took good care of her hair?
A: They found her head and shoulders in the back of the limo

Q: Whats OJ's e-mail address
A: slash slash slash, backslash, delete, escape

Q Did you hear the pope made a proclimation on Micheal Jackson
A He said if he keeps touching boys hes going to have to make him a priest

Q:  Why doesnt Jesus play hockey
A: He kept getting nailed to the boards

Q: Whats the difference between Jelly and Jam?
A: You cant jelly your dick down some chicks throat.

[cybershawrk]

a guy calls a bar one night and asks for his friend Mr. I.P freely
then the bartender calls out I pee freely (bar patrons laugh).

[Initscri]

a guy calls a bar one night and asks for his friend Mr. I.P freely
then the bartender calls out I pee freely (bar patrons laugh).

Either that was funny, or I'm really tired and that was funny.

[Vod]

a guy calls a bar one night and asks for his friend Mr. I.P freely
then the bartender calls out I pee freely (bar patrons laugh).

Either that was funny, or I'm really tired and that was funny.

It wasn't funny.

[Initscri]

a guy calls a bar one night and asks for his friend Mr. I.P freely
then the bartender calls out I pee freely (bar patrons laugh).

Either that was funny, or I'm really tired and that was funny.

It wasn't funny.

Yeah so good sign to get some sleep then I guess.

[mprep]

a guy calls a bar one night and asks for his friend Mr. I.P freely
then the bartender calls out I pee freely (bar patrons laugh).

Either that was funny, or I'm really tired and that was funny.

It wasn't funny.

Yeah so good sign to get some sleep then I guess.

You had to be seriously tired to even think it was slightly humorous.

[Initscri]

a guy calls a bar one night and asks for his friend Mr. I.P freely
then the bartender calls out I pee freely (bar patrons laugh).

Either that was funny, or I'm really tired and that was funny.

It wasn't funny.

Yeah so good sign to get some sleep then I guess.

You had to be seriously tired to even think it was slightly humorous.

As the 24th hour hits... I tend to agree 

[Hazir]

A woman tells her friend she is getting married for the fourth time.
"How wonderful! I hope you don't mind me asking, what happened to your first husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."
"Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"
"He also ate poisonous mushrooms and died."
"Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."
"He died of a broken neck."
"A broken neck?"
"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."

[mprep]

A woman tells her friend she is getting married for the fourth time.
"How wonderful! I hope you don't mind me asking, what happened to your first husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."
"Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"
"He also ate poisonous mushrooms and died."
"Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."
"He died of a broken neck."
"A broken neck?"
"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."

I guess it's funny, but to me it's slightly terrifying.

[Kiki112]

you know those times when your girl/wife tells you to do something which you don't want and she says come on, do it for me

tell her I'll remember that when we go to bed

it's actually from two and a half men

[ItzMeThree]

lolz!!