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[FreeMoney]

I'm going to take the server down for some maintenance around 3am ET. I'll wait for the half hour game to complete and give plenty of warning to cash games.

My best guess is 20 minutes downtime. Come right back, there will be a 1BTC freeroll at 4am ET.

[FreeMoney]

And we're... BACK

**SEALS RELOADED** starts in about 30 min. 1BTC in prizes, totally free.

[Projects]

is the server down? i just get the seals with clubs logo when i try to login to lobby

[luv2drnkbr]

We had 30 players.  Dutch Boyd (formerly of "The Crew") made a celebrity appearance to win the 21.6BTC prize.  

THE Dutch Boyd, of PokerSpot fame, came into money?  Good news for the players OHWAIT

:-P

Edit:  Oh, I was feeling bad for mocking him about that, then I remembered he was recently up to douchebaggery with trying to register a similar twoplustwo domain.  Nope, no feeling bad for him.  Crazy bipolar giant douchenozzle.  Fuck him, maybe he can go join "poker's hardest working man" Scott Fishman over at the 5-10 mixed game at the Aria.

[SealsPromotions]

Back-to-Back jackpot making a return!  Through August our 8pm Nightly tournament will run with a B2B bonus -- 100% of the rake goes to a jackpot that gets paid in full to anyone who wins the tournament 2 nights in a row.

Anything that's leftover at the end of the month gets added to the prize pool of the August 31st tournament. 400+100 buyin, and we're starting it off with a minimum jackpot of 3000.  Good luck!

You can find the current jackpot and last night's winner on the promotions blog any time during the month.

[Projects]

I am still having problems logging in.
I know its my PC because it works on my partners laptop but I do not know how to fix my PC and it is frustrating me!
Anyone have any ideas or advice?
It just goes to the seals with clubs logo when I try to login to the lobby.
I have cleared the cache, history, settings etc. I have tried both firefox and i.e incase it was the browser, I have tried rebooting the pc, updating flash, making sure windows updates are done etc but it just will not work!

Any help greatly appreciated as this is driving me mad!

[FreeMoney]

I am still having problems logging in.
I know its my PC because it works on my partners laptop but I do not know how to fix my PC and it is frustrating me!
Anyone have any ideas or advice?
It just goes to the seals with clubs logo when I try to login to the lobby.
I have cleared the cache, history, settings etc. I have tried both firefox and i.e incase it was the browser, I have tried rebooting the pc, updating flash, making sure windows updates are done etc but it just will not work!

Any help greatly appreciated as this is driving me mad!

Did you try the suggestions in my last PM about the sound card and the flash plug-in? I'm not too hopeful about those, but they come from a guy who should know.

The few other people who had the same or similar problem never figured it out, it just eventually corrected itself.

You have done a full computer shut down right?

It's a little bit extreme, but if you are a windows user you can pretty easily install ubuntu using wubi. Jusut go to ubuntu.com, it installs almost as simply as any windows program. I think that has a good chance of working and if it didn't it would at least be a good data point to have.

[crosby]

Hi,

I have played extensively on this site, and I have earned over 19, 000  KRILL

I am supposed to get a 5% rake back but I quit playing your site because the rake back was never granted to me.  Ive asked about it over and over in the chat room... No one seems to know who is in charge...  

WHEN AM I GOING TO GET MY RAKEBACK?!  THIS IS ABSURD

xxx - large



I joke I joke

[SealsPromotions]

Hi,

I have played extensively on this site, and I have earned over 19, 000  KRILL

I am supposed to get a 5% rake back but I quit playing your site because the rake back was never granted to me.  Ive asked about it over and over in the chat room... No one seems to know who is in charge...  

WHEN AM I GOING TO GET MY RAKEBACK?!  THIS IS ABSURD

Fwiw, 5% rakeback doesn't begin until 20,000 Krill, you should be getting 2% rakeback: https://sealswithclubs.eu/promotions/

If there was an error with crediting your account, it will be corrected.  Freemoney will answer you when he sees this, it might help to post your Seals name if it's different than your name here.

Also you can always email admin@sealswithclubs.eu with questions like this (or posting here is fine too), there isn't always a support rep in chat.

[Scott J]

I wish you could move Sunday's guarantee tournament forward a couple of hours for UK players. It's a little too late for me when I have work in the morning 

[SealsPromotions]

Sunday Big BTC tourney today!  60 BTC guaranteed by the house as always -- keep your eyes peeled for overlay if there's less than 30 players. 6pm EST, 2BTC buyin.   

I wish you could move Sunday's guarantee tournament forward a couple of hours for UK players. It's a little too late for me when I have work in the morning 

Go to work late, do it for the love of the game!

We do try to balance it as best we can.. with most of our players in US time zones it's hard to make it too early, as evening is generally the most popular time to play, and we do hope for a big field.  We hope 10pm GMT still works OK for our UK/Euro players, but I can certainly see how it's a little late if you have to wake up early, we'll definitely keep it in mind.  In the future when everybody's using bitcoins we'll be able to run several Sunday guarantee tourneys to make everyone happy :p

[FreeMoney]

I responded to you within 3 hours of your first email, paid the very small amount owed and explained why you are confused about how much you are owed.

The main confusion is that we doubled old players krill in early June to apologize for the time that the krill  system was broken and to thank them for sticking around for so long.

Since his krill doubled without any play and he didn't realize it he is assuming he's been earning 2% for a very long time, but that is not the case.

[Scott J]

I am totally blown away by this now... The dude is going to deny he owes me rakeback...

This is a total lie that he says he doubled my Krill and thats why I made it to the next level.

The guy freemoney is a fucking liar and I am just blown away,  DUDE YOU ARE FUCKING LYING MAN

You never doubled my krill in JUNE OR I WOULD HAVE OVER 30,000 KRILL

I PLAYED THOUSANDS OF HANDS since I got to 10,000

this is a direct insult that you are going to lie and say that I didnt earn those krill, OH MY GOD, IM AM JUST BLOWN AWAY.

Its alright buddy, you will reap what you sow.  Unfortunately for your users, I will never make another deposit into you site

Beware about this site... this guy is a total liar, and if hes this desperate to keep player's money, not telling what other things they are doing to cheat players.  its common knowledge that with the software they use, administrative accounts can see all the user's cards and can even pick hands  

its fucking bullshit how this played out... being lured in with great promotions then the dude its going to flat out LIE and say that I didnt earn the krill but that I was given the krill

DUDES A FUCKING LIAR< I have had the 17000+ Krill since March of 2012  FUCKING LIARS... i guess you would expect  nothing less from idiots who run a fucking gambling website.

Ill be keeping all my coins in my wallet instead of ever handing them over to a shady website.  fucking desperate losers these mother fuckers are

If I were you, I would calm down and try to explain myself more productively.

How much do you think you are owed?

[FreeMoney]

You've played far less than you think since getting 10000 krill. Besides that, it is impossible to earn the amount of rakeback you are demanding in the amount of hands it takes to earn 7000 krill. If you only played 4 handed hands at the highest stakes (which is nothing like your actual play) the most rake you could pay is 700 * 25 = 17500. Two percent of that is 350. Your amount is much lower because you played in games that get you krill faster per rake paid and because some of that krill came without actually playing from the bonus that was paid in June.

Many many times I have given chips for free to new players, players returning after a break (including you), and players who are confused or inconvenienced because of something on the site. That's all at my discretion and I'm giving you nothing extra now or ever again.

I will pay your 19 chips manually if you like since it is below the threshold for withdrawals. Post an address here if you like.

[URSAY]

NaturalOrder8...

Seals is a great site with rep to match.

On the other hand...

You are verbally abusive and demanding.

Try patience.  Breathe.  Be kind.   

[crosby]

www.Sealswithclubs.eu is a GREAT site. The service level is above and beyond ordinary. They have always been more then accommodating with their clients including myself.

Contrary to what NaturalOrder8 was saying, there are currently around 60 players logged in playing at 8 different tables including one 60BTC Tournament with overlay. You can ALWAYS find me at the Half Hour 50 waiting for your btc.

Thanks for running such a fun site. Keep up the good work.

[illpoet]

this is the first time i've ever heard of someone not getting paid on there.  it rlly sounds more like to me someone lost a bunch of satoshis playin poker and was hopin the rakeback would save him then when the rakeback wasn't all that much (rakeback never is) he got all butthurt.

[dooglus]

it is impossible to earn the amount of rakeback you are demanding in the amount of hands it takes to earn 7000 krill. If you only played 4 handed hands at the highest stakes (which is nothing like your actual play) the most rake you could pay is 700 * 25 = 17500.

If he pays 25 rake per hand, doesn't he get root(25)=5 krill per hand, and so he plays 7000/5 = 1400 hands to earn 7k krill, pays 1400*25 = 35000 in rake, and gets 2% of that = 700 chips in rakeback?

I'm basing this on the explanation I found on the site:

Each player dealt in to a raked hand will receive Krill based on the following calculation: √(rake) rounded up.

It's still a long way from "the 5 bitcoins" he claims to be owed.

[LightRider]

I actually found a reason to use the ignore feature!

[FreeMoney]

it is impossible to earn the amount of rakeback you are demanding in the amount of hands it takes to earn 7000 krill. If you only played 4 handed hands at the highest stakes (which is nothing like your actual play) the most rake you could pay is 700 * 25 = 17500.

If he pays 25 rake per hand, doesn't he get root(25)=5 krill per hand, and so he plays 7000/5 = 1400 hands to earn 7k krill, pays 1400*25 = 35000 in rake, and gets 2% of that = 700 chips in rakeback?

I'm basing this on the explanation I found on the site:

Each player dealt in to a raked hand will receive Krill based on the following calculation: √(rake) rounded up.

It's still a long way from "the 5 bitcoins" he claims to be owed.

No, you get the square root of the rake taken as krill. But when you get whatever percent of your rake back it is of your share, not the total.

As I read the site it isn't wrong, but it could more clearly state 'total rake for that hand'.