A FUDsters response to God creating the world in 7 daysIn the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.
So your "God" is like the ultimate dev and just made the stuff from nothing? Who has the repo now? Where's the code and who's reviewed it? What a crock! You people are unbelievable! This was a scam from the beginning to try and explain stuff. All written in some supposed "holy" book that billions of you idiots have based societal values on. Ridiculous!
And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. God saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. God called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.
Oh so it's all light AND dark now! So where'd the light come from eh?! I guess your dev just invented it? What did he rub two sticks together? And what's the point of night and day? You can't see shit at night, but then you're all blind anyway so what does it matter? Stupid dooffuses!
And God said, “Let there be a vault between the waters to separate water from water.” So God made the vault and separated the water under the vault from the water above it. And it was so. God called the vault “sky.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the second day.
Yeah a vault where he keeps all the instamined stuff he hasn't told you about with special keys only he controls. Yet you douchebags just go along with it! You get up everyday and head off into "your little world" talking to each other, interacting, doing stuff....some of you even have kids that you supposedly "love" (ridiculous notion) and cherish.....pathetic!
Then God said, “Let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness, so that they may rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky, over the livestock and all the wild animals, and over all the creatures that move along the ground.”
Ooohhh right....the scam's just gone hyperbolic! Androids f^*~ing everywhere now! I suppose your dev claims they all carry a version the block chain too?! Yeah that'd be right. You guys would believe anything!
So God created mankind in his own image, in the image of God he created them; male and female he created them.
What's this crap? So there are two versions from your "wonderful" dev? And they're completely different? How the hell's that going to work? That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard! They'll never get on! I give this a max of a week before it all implodes. Idiots!
God blessed them and said to them, “Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky and over every living creature that moves on the ground.”
Multiply! Multiply. I call scam! Your dev's created code that makes them multiply! That's inflation my friends. What 2 becomes 4...then becomes 8...then 16....then where does it end? You're kidding me! What's the frigging point of this? Your dev's making the instamine look like a boy scout stealing cookies. Douchebags!
Thus the heavens and the earth were completed in all their vast array.
Finished!! It's about as "finished" as a pile of lego in front of a 3 year old who doesn't know where to start. I suppose you think because the world is such a stunning place and humans are so amazing this proves stuff? Fools...Mars and Venus are just as good; they just haven't been worked on much....
By the seventh day God had finished the work he had been doing; so on the seventh day he rested from all his work. Then God blessed the seventh day and made it holy, because on it he rested from all the work of creating that he had done.
Typical for your dev. Sitting around doing nothing. Shameful! After a criminal instamine of epic proportions across the first 6 days he's just backed right off! Unbelievable! The whole things just a complete crock. None of it exists....even me writing all this FUD probably doesn't. You're all buffoons. I call SCAM!
