Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny

[TycheChi]

This gotta be some kind of record: 1200+ posts and zero merits.



https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=1582795;sa=showPosts

60+ pages of bounty reports with an occasional pearl of wisdom like these (see if you can spot a bit of a problem here):

I also agree with this idea, I know that all management's work is better for this forum but be aware that there are many spammers in the system and that contributing is a good part of The natural law for this forum to be better so changing the law is also a good thing for everyone thanks to this forum for giving me more knowledge about bitcoin money as well as other currencies

I also agree with this idea, I know that all management's work is better for this forum but be aware that there are many spammers in the system and that contributing is a good part of The natural law for this forum to be better so changing the law is also a good thing for everyone thanks to this forum for giving me more knowledge about bitcoin money as well as other currencies this is not for Please do not give it as spam thank you

I also agree with this idea, I know that all management's work is better for this forum but be aware that there are many spammers in the system and that contributing is a good part of The natural law for this forum to be better so changing the law is also a good thing for everyone thanks to this forum for giving me more knowledge about bitcoin money as well as other currencies this is not for Please do not give it as spam thank you

Did they use the same words too frequently ?     Those quotes appear on the most recent page of their history. They do not appear to have made any posts where they spoke before that (other than bounty reports)

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[suchmoon]

as it were, you will have to accept these changes and adapt to them, you need a perit? then we will earn)

You'd think the first step in adapting to something would be to learn what it is you're adapting to.

Unless I missed an announcement of some new "perit" feature, which is quite likely with all this spamshit going on in Meta.

[Lafu]

I have never received merit for the post that I've made and I have always tried to be useful or give an opinion if the creator of the post wants one, let's see how this new forum mechanism enhance the forum dynamics

5 min later :

Thats realy good News about !

Thanks for that , hopefully this will be reduce a little the Spam ! 

But As a user I never look at Rank.

And 10 min later :

TRANSLATION
Bitcointalk username: FoxGtx
Native language: Russia
Email: foxbtc1000000@gmail.com
Telegram: @Foxgtx
Part of bounty you apply for : ALL    <----------------   LOL
Translation/moderation experience:
ETH address: 0x189a9F52AD2bE70276953351530b3fEf7b916Beb
Pm me if you need sir

Hope the Merit Army runs out of power soon lol

[Fmradio98]

This is absolutely funny. He really wants to post, I think he has done one (lols). Funny people around

[xtraelv]

as it were, you will have to accept these changes and adapt to them, you need a perit? then we will earn)

You'd think the first step in adapting to something would be to learn what it is you're adapting to.

Unless I missed an announcement of some new "perit" feature, which is quite likely with all this spamshit going on in Meta.

Perit = where you parrot others in an attempt to gain merit ?

[TopTort777]

I think that this effort is a very good effort to improve the quality of postings.
However, I think that the number of merit sauces is necessary a lot.

Mmm, nothing like a generous helping of merit sauce, especially with linguine and clams, garnished with a bit paprika and parsley.  Mmmm.

as it were, you will have to accept these changes and adapt to them, you need a perit? then we will earn)

You'd think the first step in adapting to something would be to learn what it is you're adapting to.

Unless I missed an announcement of some new "perit" feature, which is quite likely with all this spamshit going on in Meta.

Perit = where you parrot others in an attempt to gain merit ?

If you mix all the bold and underlined ingredients you would probably get this

"parrot sauce"
 

[crwth]

as it were, you will have to accept these changes and adapt to them, you need a perit? then we will earn)

You'd think the first step in adapting to something would be to learn what it is you're adapting to.

Unless I missed an announcement of some new "perit" feature, which is quite likely with all this spamshit going on in Meta.

Perit = where you parrot others in an attempt to gain merit ?

Probably the ”Perit” is also the Copy pasting type. Mimics and just repeats what others said. Lol

[xtraelv]

I think he means HODL 

[Lafu]

4*. Yiimp is an open source pool software that currently supports most coins with these algorithms

a5a argon2 bastion bitcore blake blake2s blake2b blakecoin c11 deep dmd-gr lyra2z330

fresh hive hmq1725 hsr jha keccak keccakc lbry luffa lyra2 Argon2d rainforest

lyra2v2 lyra2z m7m myr-gr neoscrypt nist5 penta phi polytimos quark vitalium

qubit scrypt scryptn sha sha256d sha256 sha256t sib skein skunk allium

timetravel tribus vanilla veltor velvet whirlpool x11 x11evo x12 x13 aergo

x14 x15 x16r x16s x17 xevan yescrypt yescryptR32 yescryptR16 groestl sonoa

Hello OP! Are all the coins mentioned above were already listed in exchanges? I asked this silly question because if the coin is not listed in any exchanges how can we or I am able to trade it and later on converted into fiat?

OMFG  Hahahahahahahaha   I fall from the chair laughing       WTF    lol

[stompix]

At least some shitposters realize they post crap and they do edit it:

Original:



Improved Enriched Fertilized version:

[hilariousandco]

Surely one more reason why we need more merit requirements or a demerit button.

At least some shitposters realize they post crap and they do edit it:

Original:



Improved Enriched Fertilized version:

It's amazing how many different ways there are to spell thornmas, theymos.

[suchmoon]

Honest shitposter - emphasis mine:

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=3646900.msg36816242#msg36816242

I go with the number 2 that's the hardware wallets. For me I think its very safe than any other wallets

Yes, sir signature spammer sir, your whole post history is number 2.


Sharing is delicious so I'm sharing this with y'all... mmmm....:

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=3646900.msg41289765#msg41289765

I think this is a good suggestion I agree with you. Sharing is indeed very delicious and what else we as bitcoiner. nothing new to me, but may be very useful for beginners and prevent scammers from happening.

[MagicSmoker]

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Yes, sir signature spammer sir, your whole post history is number 2.
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From that same person/bot is some excellent financial advice:

Doing these things only or always depends on you. Selling your car or goods to buy btc will be one of the greatest achievements one can do because the person will one day reap it.

[suchmoon]

Flora and fauna of Bitcoin:


Edited 2020-11-29 to fix a broken image

And WTF - 3000+ posts and still a newbie. How could this grave injustice possibly happen?  


Despite deep fried state fake news trying hard to convince you that Satoshi invented Bitcoin, previously unknown facts about his real role are emerging:

The government can not manage and control the bitcoin because Bitcoin has been completely eliminated by Satoshi and no one can control it, including Satoshi. The government can only impose and restrict bitcoin as long as they want.

[xtraelv]

Flora and fauna of Bitcoin:



And WTF - 3000+ posts and still a newbie. How could this grave injustice possibly happen?  

Awwww darn...you exposed our winner as a cheater !

Hunt for the no merit highest post count record. 0 Merit 3139 posts

Fiddle following the flora and fauna of bitcoin....

[Lafu]

Your topic is very important for me because i saw different words in your project

Lol what kind of shit some Users (Bots) posting .  Crazy      

[hilariousandco]

The activities in the bounty section should be cancel because it has no major effect in the forum. There is a lot of spam in there. I have been there for a while now. The activities don't prove your real self. I have changed to other sections of the forum to enable start getting the desirable merit I want.
Some people are there just because of the bounty program and not having the forum in mind.

Yes I absolutely agree with u, I would even prefer, if they prohibit all these bounty reports, it really nervs and disturb by reading the forum

really nervs and disturb

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Will the crypto coins get in trouble?

Naughty crypto. *spanks bottom*

[morvillz7z]

Hello, im looking for someone who can create a video games in PS4
you must must talk to sony to  be allowed to create this game
you must have a big budget : 100 millions $ at least for the developement and 150 million $ for marketing , I will not provide you any fund
I will take 20% in fees for every sale
I will promote the game in my facebook account

Business and marketing 101. It is tempting though , question is...do i jump in? 

[nutildah]

Hello, im looking for someone who can create a video games in PS4
you must must talk to sony to  be allowed to create this game
you must have a big budget : 100 millions $ at least for the developement and 150 million $ for marketing , I will not provide you any fund
I will take 20% in fees for every sale
I will promote the game in my facebook account

Business and marketing 101. It is tempting though , question is...do i jump in? 

Maybe its Mark Zuckerberg making anonymous deals on this forum?

[Crypto Girl]

ATM, these people deserve an award.
I don't intend to insult but they should be waking up on their wet dreams. I wander where did they got this.

Japan supposed to be number one with this list since bitcoin originated and created by a japanese. Hopefully one of this day Philippines will be one in the list also and soon every country!

Isn't Satoshi Nakamoto from Japan, and the most miners are from China?