Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny

[joniboini]

This one is classic, joined Security bounties by theymos.

Laughing so hard for this one!

Definitely funny, I've found several instances where bounty hunter who is so lazy to read, post proof of authentication on any thread as long as it has "bounty" in it. I did delete several posts like this on my local board.

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[xtraelv]

I have been banned from a bitcointalk login. Please change the spreadsheet to another login.
old login johnwoodworth598
new login johnwoodworth92

How to bypass a bitcointalk ban and get caught.

[marlboroza]

This one gives me a headache. Any ideas?

[mikeywith]

This one gives me a headache. Any ideas?

BESTER

[xtraelv]

This one gives me a headache. Any ideas?

BESTER

BESTARDS

[nutildah]

Disclaimer: redeemer may get punched in the face even after showing pass.

Have you ever wanted to gift N Word Pass to your friends? Have you ever wanted to collect N Word Passes like Yugioh cards?

Have you ever wanted to flex on your friends with the 1000 N Word Pass you are holding?

Imagine you meet with your friends and tell them: "yo yo yo I got 1000 N Word Pass, who wants sum? I can sell you from $2"

But most importantly have you ever wanted to trade the N Word Passes in exchange of real money? Well, know you can my...

Gift to your friends, trade the N Word Pass(NWP) coins. Sell it to your friends. Or say the word freely! (remember to show your N Word Pass coin before you say it!)

[TheBeardedBaby]

Let's find someone to give merit to.. here is one newbie.. maybe..

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... wait .. what???

OK, let's try again...

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No, I give up...

thither are various  method to money  away.....i similar  largely  motile banking and i get  furthermore a deposit  accounting.

[stompix]

That thread can give you brain cancer! Seriously , WTF???

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Actually, this is a bit fishy...
A lot of newbies with 3-5 posts and obviously using a cracked version of google translate

I think those are more like spambuster material than wall of shame.

[morvillz7z]

suchmoon reported some of them here. They actually have quite a few accounts dating back to August last year.

What I found out is that they use some sorta bot to steal/copy parts of sentences from different comments and then rephrase them, to put it mildly, in a weird way. I gave up after a few hours, thought that my brain cells would not benefit from such an exercise.

thither

Interesting way to learn a new word though, thank you bot.

[TheBeardedBaby]

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Actually, this is a bit fishy...
A lot of newbies with 3-5 posts and obviously using a cracked version of google translate

I think those are more like spambuster material than wall of shame.

Don't worry, if they are not on the CLUB thread it doesn't mean that they are not monitored ... often when they appear there, it's too late for them and they cannot react.
SO not everything that is going on is reflected there.

[nutildah]

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5% per day... FOREVER??!!!  

That means that if I invest $10 today, I can have $542,131,694.74 after just one year! What could go wrong, its guaranteed?!

And if the price of ETH goes up that means its even more.

Holy shit you guys, lambos on me, all the way around!

[cryptohunter]

This post is very funny for sure.

Hi everyone!
✨ETH777 is really project. We work more than 3 months. Hard Cap - 514.141 Ethereum.
✅Ethereum price $137
🏦Invest in ETH777 and get a guaranteed 5% ETH every day forever. 💥150% per month. 🏦💵Investment in ETH777 will save and increase your deposit against cryptocurrency risks on the exchanges📈
Don’t miss ypur chance💰
Get Your Profit every day Forever💥💰🚀

5% per day... FOREVER??!!!  

That means that if I invest $10 today, I can have $542,131,694.74 after just one year! What could go wrong, its guaranteed?!

And if the price of ETH goes up that means its even more.

Holy shit you guys, lambos on me, all the way around!

[AdolfinWolf]

🏦Invest in ETH777 and get a guaranteed 5% ETH every day forever. 💥150% per month. 🏦💵Investment in ETH777 will save and increase your deposit against cryptocurrency risks on the exchanges📈

Why am i not surprised that ponzi scheme operators don't understand the basic principles of compound interest.  

[tmfp]

This account is also owned by uyysidmc (got banned)

[Lafu]

LOL

hello, i know right now you guys have developed an attitude towards me, and may be my words may not be given attention but i run a taxi business in Uganda, some times you need extra money to do mechanics, sesiah is a Ugandan too, i learnt about him here on bitcointalk, i barrow some money from him and gave my bitcointalk account as collateral, i did not wish to delay payment but it happen, he was right to auction my account because it was collateral, but i managed to pay back and yes my account was not sold, he gave a positive feedback and it was not deleted. due to closeness i find it more important to build a bitcoin and alt-coin community here, when i need some money i contact him first, if i was doing something wrong, i would have hidden every trance of them, but i find nothing to hide. thanks

[nutildah]

This one is worth a read. This guy started a Scam Accusation thread on his own project. The ICO for his plant growing business is not off to a good start, I'm afraid.

Here's a snippet from the conversation he started with marlboroza:

where are you?

By the way, white paper is a fad or what?

We have white paper but I used it for toilet paper, for the ass. Are you worth it?

[qwertyup23]

This post really gave me a good chuckle. I mean if you are attempting to scam someone (please do not even attempt to do it!), at least make an effort in providing pictures or information about your project! The fact that he also replied to his own posts made it perfect!

Not sure if this was posted already but it really gave me a good laugh:

[nutildah]

This post really gave me a good chuckle. I mean if you are attempting to scam someone (please do not even attempt to do it!), at least make an effort in providing pictures or information about your project! The fact that he also replied to his own posts made it perfect!

Not sure if this was posted already but it really gave me a good laugh:

I think he must have gotten stage fright... you know, its a lot of pressure to start your own thread as a Newbie, and then knowing you are trying to scam money from people? Scamming isn't for everyone I guess.

[1miau]

There are good stablecoins on CMC 

Topic: Stable coins in cryptocurrency?

Lots of coins are stable on Coinmarketcap doge and trx, one of them is a stable coin at the moment, even though there is pumping and dumps, the price will return to normal.

[morvillz7z]

This is a weird reply one can make in a Masternode ANN topic. For reference, guy was recently banned from their discord channel. I just fail to get the meaning of it. So it's either him calling them liars/scammers or he had one too many drinks before posting (he appears to be from Russia).

I need answers.  

Here your wife will say, I deceived ... I do not expect a child. But before the wedding she said, I will soon give birth ...?