Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny

[The Sceptical Chymist]

Sorry, I had to post this here--it's not so bad that it's funny, but it made me slap my head.

The thread the post was in was about the bitcoin and ETH futures markets, and this Hero member contributed this gem of a shitpost:

they are much improving now so we cannot say this will not work for the future and they will have a bright future also to make our life more possibly the easiest when comparing to the jobs that will more higher than anything.

I haven't looked at this Einstein's post history, but I'm now wondering how a member who registered here in 2011 could misunderstand the meaning of 'futures' as it was used in the OP of that thread.  I'm actually wondering if this might be a purchased account.

Edit:

I'm 99.9% sure this is a bought account, because whoever wrote that hunk of garbage above probably would not have written this very eloquent post back in 2011:

That's some pretty harrowing imagery. Finally, it's good to see some intelligent posts up in this thread too, seems
 so far there's just been cranks and kids posting shit.

All them posts about "don't rest your card because of thermal stress" are talking nonsense. It's 100% straight up FACT
that resting your card will ease bearing tension in the fan and prolong silicon substrate integrity.

Probably worthhwile keeping strong magnetic fields at bay too, so don't get your speakers too near your rig. With respect
to that guys that said something about Motzart slowing hashrate, that's pretty hard to believe man.

I'll have to look into this further, and I know this thread isn't the place for discussion about it.

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[Bitcoin_Arena]

I'm 99.9% sure this is a bought account, because whoever wrote that hunk of garbage above probably would not have written this very eloquent post back in 2011:

Yeah, the account definitely changed hands
The original owner stopped using it somewhere in October 2018. I wasn't able to look at the seclog from BPIP showing a change in Email and password but the "mysterious newbies" working with Cyrus have this info.




Back to more shitposts

it is possible but the Bitcoin is in the moon and the ethereum and litecoin is in the earth so reaching the moon is not possible with normal vehicles it needs Rocket to enter into it so if the development is like a rocket then the facility is available for reaching the Bitcoin.

wait, Stake.com pays for such? 

[bones261]

I'm 99.9% sure this is a bought account, because whoever wrote that hunk of garbage above probably would not have written this very eloquent post back in 2011:

Yeah, the account definitely changed hands
The original owner stopped using it somewhere in October 2018. I wasn't able to look at the seclog from BPIP showing a change in Email and password but the "mysterious newbies" working with Cyrus have this info.




Back to more shitposts

it is possible but the Bitcoin is in the moon and the ethereum and litecoin is in the earth so reaching the moon is not possible with normal vehicles it needs Rocket to enter into it so if the development is like a rocket then the facility is available for reaching the Bitcoin.

wait, Stake.com pays for such?  

    You two are jumping to conclusions. I suspect that bonker had a stoke or brain trauma and is doing the best that he can to put a sentence together. I almost comprehend these three recent posts by Bonker, so he should be continuing his therapy. It's great that Stake.com is supporting the therapy for stoke and brain trauma victims. All members of DT should go to the signature campaign manager of Stake.com and give positive trust for implementing such a remarkable program.  

[nutildah]

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[eaLiTy]

Theymos doesn't care who he comes on, but when he does he does it hard.

make sure he does not spill over

had a good laugh with this thread and i have seen many funny responses in the past, just posting one i saw today.
the fun part is that the brain scrambles to understand what he really mean by those and that is a different high .

The current market is little like to forward so it is looks like a last year bull run because April and May it will move forward slowly so we expect some good profit in this moon. But 2017 uptrend is really interesting to achieve the good hype in crypto market. I think still bear market was continue in next week because still peoples are believe the Bitcoin and it will continue in upcoming months.

[3dOOm]

It's not a shit post, it's just a shit PM.

Enjoy!

Hi, please stop spamming the same thread.

Excuse me?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA SUCK MY COCK U STUPID LITTLE FAGGOT LOSER
BAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHA

AND Who the fuck do you think you are? LOL U FUCKING MAGGOT, U ARE LIKE THE MAGGOT INA  PILE OF DOG SHIT HERE, U FUCKING SQUARE BITCH  LOL U FUCKING HO , I WOULD SLAP U IN REAL LIFE, COULDNT EVEN PUNCH U, CUZ A PUNCH TO UR WEAK CHIN WOULD PROB KILL U, I WOULD HAVE TO BABY AND BITCH SLAP UR WEAK ASS JUST TO AVOID BREAKING UR SKUULL LOL U WEAK PANSY BITCH

LoL, you dumb piece of shit, I see we got another wanna be Mod try hard here.  Stfu and suck my dick bitch, yo u nobody ass fucking faggot with 20 damn posts.

DONT BE MAD AT ME THAT U CAUGHT HER IN THE OTHER ROOM GIVING 2 GUYS THE SALT SHAIER;;;; SALT SHAKR LOL SHE WAS GOBBLING UP THOSE COCKS FOR RENT, TO MAKE SURE HER SON COULD STAY IN HIS COZY LITTLE BASEMENT AND SLEEP ON HIS 1970S COUCH THAT WAS CUMMED ON MORE TIMES BY UR MAMA FROM EVERYONE BUT UR CUCK DADDY

Hahhaha remember that guy who has like 20 posts who pmed that other guy asking him to please stop spamming a thread?

OH WAIT THAT WAS YOUR DUMB INBRED ASS hahahhahah

oh gosh thanks for the funniest thing I have read in a long fucking time dude.





Your life has got to be pretty fucking pathetic for you to feel like you gotta pm someone, who u REMEMBER DOOM WHEN U THREATENED TO KILLURSELF SO PEOPLE WOULD THROW BITCOIN AT YOU IN THAT CHAT AT NITROGEN?  THOSE WERE THE DAYS.. U MOVED ON FROM BEGGING TO SCAMMINGhave no power or authority over, thinking they will listen to your baby dick haven ass.

Fuck off my forums u faggot.


I bet u get made fun of a lot, wait u prob 1 of those losers living in mommies basement that everyone always jokes about... the virgin or incel living in mommies basement playing video games.  No friends no girls no money no job no life.

REMEMBER DOOM WHEN U THREATENED TO KILLURSELF SO PEOPLE WOULD THROW BITCOIN AT YOU IN THAT CHAT AT NITROGEN?  THOSE WERE THE DAYS.. U MOVED ON FROM BEGGING TO SCAMMING
You should go kill urself if u are at the point in ur life where u think that ANYONE at this forum is gonna listen to you.   fucking pathetic shit for brains.

Seriously I will donate 0.01 to a live stream where u kill yourself.  It would basically be a charity stream, cuz we need less retards in the world like u.

HEY DOOM REMEMBER WHEN YOU SCAMMED THAT GUY IN THE MARKETPLACE FORUMS? 

Don't take my response to harshly... I just don't like a fucking loser with no friends , who is a incel virgin, who has no job or money, or say in anything, who lives in mommies basement, doing surveys all day for 0.0001 and I think u should hang urself.. that's all... do humanity a fovor u transgentarded inbred u were a mistake u were a anal leakage baby

DOOM REMEMBER WHEN U SCAMMED THAT CHICK IN THE DIGITAL GOOD FORUMS FOR 10 BUCKS LOL, WITH THE AMAZON CARDS?

Lmfao, you must really really like get bossed around at him and have no say or power in anything, like either ur dad or mom or teacher tells u what to fucking do and u jump, and u r just so sick of it... awwwww.. so u come on here trying to find someone whos lower ranked then you, which isn't easy to find, and try to tell someone what to do...


Excuse me, are u a mod?  Are u a admin?  Are you even a highly ranked regular member here?   ARE YOU EVEN SOMEONE WITH 30 POSTS LMFAO. HAHAHAHHA WHAT A FUCKING LOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSERRRRRRRR.




NOW, BE A GOOD BITCH AND GO FLAG MY POSTS, GET MY ACCOUNT SUSPENDED BE A GOOD BITCH AND WHINE AND COMPLAIN AND TATTLE AND CRY LIKE THE GOOD LITTLE BITCH U ARE, CRY TO THEM MODS AND ADMINS, THATS WHAT THEY THERE FOR, THEY ARE THERE TO SIT AND LISTEN TO LITTLE DICK DICK CRY BABY LIKE URSELF  CRY THAT SOMEONE POSTED TO QUICK FOR UR RETARD BRAIN TO KEEP UP WITH,

IF UR MOMMA WASNT SUCH A FAT FUCKING CRACK HEAD MB YOU WOULDNT HAVE SUCH A SHITTY LIFE U BROKE FUCKING LOSER

[xtraelv]

It's not a shit post, it's just a shit PM.

Enjoy!

Stfu and suck my dick bitch, yo u nobody ass fucking faggot with 20 damn posts.

Sellergirl1 is a T girl ?

[sirazimuth]

It's not a shit post, it's just a shit PM.

Enjoy!

Hi, please stop spamming the same thread.

Excuse me?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA SUCK MY COCK .....(snip ~deep thoughts and reflections ~ )..... FUCKING LOSER

Apparently, you hit the sellergirl1 PM sweetspot.

[3dOOm]

It's not a shit post, it's just a shit PM.

Enjoy!

Stfu and suck my dick bitch, yo u nobody ass fucking faggot with 20 damn posts.

Sellergirl1 is a T girl ?

maybe idk, send her/him a PM and find out  . Hope you'll get a nicer answer.

It's not a shit post, it's just a shit PM.

Enjoy!

Hi, please stop spamming the same thread.

Excuse me?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA SUCK MY COCK .....(snip ~deep thoughts and reflections ~ )..... FUCKING LOSER

Apparently, you hit the sellergirl1 PM sweetspot.

Yes i did, i'm a sweetspot finder.



PS: Read my trust for an extra fun, i'm thinking it's the same person above with multiple accounts.

[stompix]

Wow, there's so many things wrong with this post, I don't have time to point them all out, it would be far longer than the post itself.

If Craig Wright is Satoshi Nakamoto, then why he choose Chines name, and a huge people think that bitcoin is made by China. It is for me hilarious and confusing, and now i just quit to think who is Satoshi. Now I know bitcoin and i think it is enough that bitcoin give us profit.   

People here have no clue about a lot of stuff, for most of them Asia is China, Africa is a country, Europe is a country in the EU, Dubai is also a country and so on, good for people in Singapore, at least with that you can't go wrong. Names..that's insane difficulty level, be serious!

But I have to admit a thing, this guy, at least he is honest.
Everything is too complicated for him so he doesn't care what and who if "bitcoin give us profit".

[Quickseller]

The first four posts are for context.

IMO, the purpose of this is to see if people are willing to scam a scammer and if anyone is willing to do anything about it (leave negative trust).

Isn't the answer to that question already obvious? "It depends".
If 3-People scam then they will all receive different reactions.

If (almost) anyone else were running this experiment I would happily take the "loan" to aide in your research with the caveat of neutral feedback or no feedback, but given your current standing (inb4 hypocrite) I feel like participating in this might assist you in scamming members in the future.

I don't think this is about a "protected" person possibly scamming. I think it is more about what would happen if *anyone* scams TF.

Sure about that?

Besides the fact that i'm still able to read and understand what i'm reading off (jk), TF answered and clarified it already. So yes, pretty sure about that.

It's a one time experiment, sorry!

If (almost) anyone else were running this experiment I would happily take the "loan" to aide in your research with the caveat of neutral feedback or no feedback, but given your current standing (inb4 hypocrite) I feel like participating in this might assist you in scamming members in the future.

I don't think he would lend to you anyway, not with your current trust level.

No red trust for obvious reasons.

I don't think this is about a "protected" person possibly scamming. I think it is more about what would happen if *anyone* scams TF.

It's an interesting experiment, but the value of it is eludes me.  TF won't lend to a member with red trust, so it's almost like he wants, or needs a member with a good or neutral trust score to scam him for the experiment to work.  And if or when that happens, what then?  Does he expect DT members to stand by and not tag the scammer?

I don't think this is about a "protected" person possibly scamming. I think it is more about what would happen if *anyone* scams TF.

It's an interesting experiment, but the value of it is eludes me.  TF won't lend to a member with red trust, so it's almost like he wants, or needs a member with a good or neutral trust score to scam him for the experiment to work.  And if or when that happens, what then?  Does he expect DT members to stand by and not tag the scammer?

I previously stated that it is my belief that part of the experiment was to see if someone with reputation to lose would scam him, so he doesn't necessarily need to get scammed.

I am not sure what his end goals are, if any. He might be trying to see if it is safe for him to trade here.

...snip...
I am not sure what his end goals are, if any. He might be trying to see if it is safe for him to trade here.

Repaying 0.02BTC is going to prove nothing other than the person taking the loan is trustworthy enough to repay a small loan.

It is perfectly safe to trade here if you use a reputable escrow service.

I don’t see anything positive for TradeFortress to gain from this other than him hoping that he gets a DT member borrower so he can get a positive trust towards trying to repair his unrepairable trust score.

This is all a pointless waste of time imo.

[Quickseller]

The first four posts are for context.

Is this what passes for humor in your mind? Guess I just don't get it.

That guy just really irks me.

He is a spammer.

He doesn’t read threads prior to posting, but he clearly knows how to read English.

He appears to have the capacity to learn, but doesn’t appear to know what he is talking about most of the time.

I don’t know this for sure, but I speculate he doesn’t rely on his signature earnings to live. His signature spam appears to be the sole result of nothing other than greed.

[suchmoon]

He doesn’t read threads prior to posting

It appears you haven't read this thread or even the title of it. This is not about people who "irk" you, it's about shitposts that are "actually funny". I'm sure it sounded funny to you but you're gonna have to explain the punch line to others and let's face it - that kills the joke anyway.

[sirazimuth]

He doesn’t read threads prior to posting

It appears you haven't read this thread or even the title of it. This is not about people who "irk" you, it's about shitposts that are "actually funny". I'm sure it sounded funny to you but you're gonna have to explain the punch line to others and let's face it - that kills the joke anyway.

Well to be fair, quickie made a shitpost, it just wasn't very funny... so I guess it's half on topic...

[stompix]

Oh, I've got it!!!!
You had to read those messages from the bottom line upwards.
Start with this:

This is all a pointless waste of time imo.

As for another shitpost, google translate fails again:

surely the cost of the opera is very expensive for the power of the sun

LE:
One with context:

hi , i have discovered some vulnerability in bitcointalk in simple machine code , about emails & usernames , would be any bounty if i show them ?

Reply:

Still trying to figure the last part of your post @OP. If you meant would you be able to join a bounty after you must have shown your claimed discover. I don't think that's possible you don't have the needed rank or activities to join a bounty yet https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2818350.0

But after showing it if it's good then you can be awarded merit which you require.

[DireWolfM14]

Still trying to figure the last part of your post @OP. If you meant would you be able to join a bounty after you must have shown your claimed discover. I don't think that's possible you don't have the needed rank or activities to join a bounty yet https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2818350.0

But after showing it if it's good then you can be awarded merit which you require.

That's embarrassing for Sharon, but I'd cut her some slack.  It's obvious English isn't her native language, and we know that many English words can be used in a variety of ways.  In this case it appears she mistook the use of the word "bounty."

[Initscri]

You should honestly make a thread solely for trust feedback. The amount of BS I see in there is incredible.

[eaLiTy]

These are some posts which confused me and made me laugh

Decentralized Blockchain Technology grows will to affect the storage industry. Decentralized Blockchain Technology threatens the right hosting platform. The growing Blockchain platform, with this platform in the future, we will have an infinite repository through the blockchain network created by the network of interconnected devices.

This poster is already famous here but i cannot resist these posts 

Keep as much of you crypto out of exchanges and into the blockchain as you can. Exchanges are full of scammers at all levels

My point makes sense in that China produces the vast majority of hashing power and mining equipment, its invested in a huge range of blockchain startups and projects, it holds western capital in its exchanges and both it and the West are now arresting each other citizens for political gain.

Clearly both China and US have the capacity to disrupt crypto in a number of ways. Does that make things any more clear to you or too simple minded to take this onboard?

[nutildah]

The Life of a 1 Merit Legendary

BCH and BTC have the same function, namely as a means of payment,
that's why BCH is named Bitcoin Cash, the difference is probably because BCH is more focused on speed of delivery that BTC does not have,
but I am sure that as the era grows, the speed of delivery will also be very fast.

Did I mention this guy's account is from 2011?

I started trading in 2018, and my experience of trading was while studying and practicing the knowledge that I got.
and the most proud when we can predict where the chart will go.

The best luck is earned luck.

now it is very difficult to become a bounty hunter, because not a few who have worked hard but did not get the maximum results, so luck is needed.
and if someone's luck has been earned, it will get a lot of money.

I was pretty disturbed by this guy's comments, so I went to check his trust history, and it turns out I left him a neutral feedback in December 2018.

[Veleor]

When I was reading posts from banned user, I found this phrase

Native language: Englesh