Dank Bank Deposits - dank's soul is claimed! - New music Nov 30th

[MildBill]

See, banks usually use deposited funds in other investment opportunities which then make money.

That's what I do.

No it's not.  You used deposited funds to buy a guitar tuner.  That's just a normal everyday expense, not an investment.  How does a guitar tuner generate any money?  I can see that if you use it and become famous, yeah I can see that argument.  But what about until then?  You're not earning any money (yet) from your deposits.  So where does the money to pay the interest come from?

[dank]

See, banks usually use deposited funds in other investment opportunities which then make money.

That's what I do.

No it's not.  You used deposited funds to buy a guitar tuner.  That's just a normal everyday expense, not an investment.  How does a guitar tuner generate any money?  I can see that if you use it and become famous, yeah I can see that argument.  But what about until then?  You're not earning any money (yet) from your deposits.  So where does the money to pay the interest come from?

1.36 BTC is a substantial amount of 400+.

Dank lied when he said he'd make a custom beat for user 420.  He had no intention of doing so because he does not possess the skills to do so.  When called out on it he again lied by saying "you clearly have never produced an instrumental" implying that it takes much more time than two days to make an arrangement.  Clearly, as evidenced by his "guitar playing," dank has never produced an instrumental, nor does he possess the equipment to do so, or the slightest degree of knowledge to do so.  The fact that he spouted off such lies without a second thought  -- lies that he had absolutely no reason to even tell, i.e. completely unprovoked and voluntary lies -- indicates that he's a compulsive liar. 

Anyone can put together a shitty beat in a couple of minutes.  420 had already received another beat, that I feel was pretty good.  I did not have the time to make a beat of that quality.  I already corrected my error, but I will do it again, I shouldn't have talked in certainty, my bad.

The reason I was going to make a beat in the first place was that I was contemplating producing music with guitar, but I since chose to focus on guitar.

You only lie to yourself when you lie to others.

[MildBill]

No it's not.  You used deposited funds to buy a guitar tuner.  That's just a normal everyday expense, not an investment.  How does a guitar tuner generate any money?  I can see that if you use it and become famous, yeah I can see that argument.  But what about until then?  You're not earning any money (yet) from your deposits.  So where does the money to pay the interest come from?

1.36 BTC is a substantial amount of 400+.

Huh?  Even assuming you meant to say "isn't", I still don't know what you mean.  I'm just asking how you make money if you spend most of your deposits on personal items.  Say I were to send you $500 with the understanding that I'd get $600 back in a month.  Where does that extra $100 come from?

[repentance]

Say I were to send you $500 with the understanding that I'd get $600 back in a month.  Where does that extra $100 come from?

Karma.   

Maybe this time around the arrival of a mystery cheque made repayment easy, but that mystery cheque would have needed to go on rent had dank's parents not given him $2000 and neither parental aid nor mystery cheques are guaranteed the next time dank has personal loans (which is what they are) due for repayment.

If he said he used the money to buy drugs and sold them to his friends, at least that would be a business model which explained how he anticipated being able to pay back the money with high interest.  For all anyone knows, he could be playing online poker with the funds. Or just using it on living expenses and impulse purchases and hoping to hell that some way of paying it back comes along before it's due.

[dank]

No it's not.  You used deposited funds to buy a guitar tuner.  That's just a normal everyday expense, not an investment.  How does a guitar tuner generate any money?  I can see that if you use it and become famous, yeah I can see that argument.  But what about until then?  You're not earning any money (yet) from your deposits.  So where does the money to pay the interest come from?

1.36 BTC is a substantial amount of 400+.

Huh?  Even assuming you meant to say "isn't", I still don't know what you mean.  I'm just asking how you make money if you spend most of your deposits on personal items.  Say I were to send you $500 with the understanding that I'd get $600 back in a month.  Where does that extra $100 come from?

I don't spend most of my deposits on personal items.

[MildBill]

Huh?  Even assuming you meant to say "isn't", I still don't know what you mean.  I'm just asking how you make money if you spend most of your deposits on personal items.  Say I were to send you $500 with the understanding that I'd get $600 back in a month.  Where does that extra $100 come from?

I don't spend most of my deposits on personal items.

Okay, fine.  You still haven't answered where the heck your profits are coming from.  How are you generating revenue?

[dank]

I will not reveal Dank Bank trade secrets, at this time.

[MildBill]

I will not reveal Dank Bank trade secrets, at this time.

You know, that's almost exactly how Pirate phrased things...

[MildBill]

Wait a damn second.  I think I figured it out.  You think that if you get X dollars deposited, the universe will magically give you X + Y dollars shortly thereafter!  That's it, isn't it?  ROFL

[BorderBits]

Anyone can put together a shitty beat in a couple of minutes.  420 had already received another beat, that I feel was pretty good.  I did not have the time to make a beat of that quality.  I already corrected my error, but I will do it again, I shouldn't have talked in certainty, my bad.

The reason I was going to make a beat in the first place was that I was contemplating producing music with guitar, but I since chose to focus on guitar.

You only lie to yourself when you lie to others.

You continue to lie like a petulant little child.  You are simply a compulsive liar.  It's not that you "don't have the time," it's that you have absolutely no idea how.  You possess no talent; yet you lie about it.  Dank -- a compulsive lying child.  Grow the fuck up, child. 

If it's just that you didn't "have time," then post your previous production work.  Surely, if it's just a matter of having the time, you have at one point or another had the time to devote to such a venture -- if indeed that is a talent you possess. 

[dank]

Anyone can put together a shitty beat in a couple of minutes.  420 had already received another beat, that I feel was pretty good.  I did not have the time to make a beat of that quality.  I already corrected my error, but I will do it again, I shouldn't have talked in certainty, my bad.

The reason I was going to make a beat in the first place was that I was contemplating producing music with guitar, but I since chose to focus on guitar.

You only lie to yourself when you lie to others.

You continue to lie like a petulant little child.  You are simply a compulsive liar.  It's not that you "don't have the time," it's that you have absolutely no idea how.  You possess no talent; yet you lie about it.  Dank -- a compulsive lying child.  Grow the fuck up, child. 

Right, I have no idea how to make a beat, I just told 420 that to seem cool on the internet.

http://www.2shared.com/video/y5LGb5Zp/hhin.html
http://www.2shared.com/video/5OWUUFh7/hhin2.html

[MildBill]

Right, I have no idea how to make a beat, I just told 420 that to seem cool on the internet.

http://www.2shared.com/video/y5LGb5Zp/hhin.html
http://www.2shared.com/video/5OWUUFh7/hhin2.html

To be honest, that does seem to be a motivator of yours.

[BorderBits]

Right, I have no idea how to make a beat, I just told 420 that to seem cool on the internet.

http://www.2shared.com/video/y5LGb5Zp/hhin.html
http://www.2shared.com/video/5OWUUFh7/hhin2.html

IF those are even yours, you know that they're not even remotely close to what Zhou-Tonged posted.  What you posted are quite generic and wouldn't take more than 10 minutes to slap together.  So, you lied by saying that you "did not have the time to make a beat of that quality."  Given all the time in world, you would not be able to produce something of Zhou-Tonged quality.  So why did you lie about it, child?  

[dank]

Right, I have no idea how to make a beat, I just told 420 that to seem cool on the internet.

http://www.2shared.com/video/y5LGb5Zp/hhin.html
http://www.2shared.com/video/5OWUUFh7/hhin2.html

IF those are even yours, you know that they're not even remotely close to what Zhou-Tonged posted.

Exactly why I didn't bother after I heard his.

[BorderBits]

Right, I have no idea how to make a beat, I just told 420 that to seem cool on the internet.

http://www.2shared.com/video/y5LGb5Zp/hhin.html
http://www.2shared.com/video/5OWUUFh7/hhin2.html

IF those are even yours, you know that they're not even remotely close to what Zhou-Tonged posted.

Exactly why I didn't bother after I heard his.

That's fine and good, but you then stated that you just "didn't have the time."  People who don't lie wouldn't say they don't have the time, they would say, "I am not capable of that." 

[dank]

Right, I have no idea how to make a beat, I just told 420 that to seem cool on the internet.

http://www.2shared.com/video/y5LGb5Zp/hhin.html
http://www.2shared.com/video/5OWUUFh7/hhin2.html

IF those are even yours, you know that they're not even remotely close to what Zhou-Tonged posted.

Exactly why I didn't bother after I heard his.

That's fine and good, but you then stated that you just "didn't have the time."  People who don't lie wouldn't say they don't have the time, they would say, "I am not capable of that." 

I didn't have the time to produce something like Zhou Tonged did.  I'm sure I'm capable of it, but I did not feel it was worth the time.

[BorderBits]

I didn't have the time to produce something like Zhou Tonged did.  I'm sure I'm capable of it, but I did not feel it was worth the time.

Where did you get the snowflake complex from?  You have no self awareness of your abilities and believe you can do anything.  So why have you done nothing?  How's the Hookah lounge?  Not worth your time anymore, but I'm sure you think you're capable.  Why haven't you improved your guitar playing?  Not worth your time, but I'm sure you think you're capable.  Why haven't you taken the first steps in creating an epic music festival?  Not worth your time, but I'm sure you think you're capable.  The only thing you're capable of is taking handouts from your parents.   

[dank]

http://soundcloud.com/dankm/untitled-115
http://soundcloud.com/dankm/untitled-116

I'd say I got a lil better.  Not even half way.

[BorderBits]

http://soundcloud.com/dankm/untitled-115
http://soundcloud.com/dankm/untitled-116

I'd say I got a lil better.

How is that any better?  What do you believe you have gotten better at?  It's the same arrhythmic and atonal shit you've been posting for the last month or so. 

Out of curiosity, what kind of guitar and amp are you using? 

[repentance]

http://soundcloud.com/dankm/untitled-115
http://soundcloud.com/dankm/untitled-116

I'd say I got a lil better.

How is that any better?  What do you believe you have gotten better at?  It's the same arrhythmic and atonal shit you've been posting for the last month or so.  

Out of curiosity, what kind of guitar and amp are you using?  

He thinks that the second string from the top is a B string.  I think he's got bigger problems than the type of guitar and amp he's using. If he's flipping his guitar trying to emulate Hendrix, then he should at least look up Hendrix's stringing set-up (he used a non-standard G string and tuned high E down to E flat but he strung in conventional bass at the top order (which gives you a different sound on a flipped guitar for reasons that aren't worth explaining to dank).