People seem to have such a hard time understanding this. Perhaps it is because you cant cut a penny into 10,000 pieces and call each piece a dollar. Which you could do with a bitcoin.

Now the early adoption phase is over.

Grandchildren: Grandpa, is it true you own a whole bitcoin!  

I like this one. Cut something in half and post a pic/vid of it.

I am more excited about this than is warranted.  

To be profitable you need one of BFL's new ASIC shotguns.

I would sell you some love. Send me some BTC to the addy in my sig and I will love it. The more you send the more I will love you. True story.

Ah, that's a good idea. It would also keep you from loosing some coins that go unclaimed. I assumed you were thinking of a paper wallet or something.

The only one of those I know is love  ( 愛 ). Many words are written without Kanji. They also use Katakana and Hiragana.  Keep your money. I did it for  愛 .

here is what you need. http://translate.google.com/

the future of bitcoin mining! 

No offense, bitcoin faucet gave away BTC and was a huge success. But your plan starts with you receiving free bitcoins. It seems like an accounting nightmare to verify that you are giving away coins and not just collecting coins.

Because of me and you, they aren't going do $#!t. 

Hell yeah, I got them to go bitcoin!

I have been bombing intrade with emails about bitcoin. The loss of US customers was a shock to them and now they are thinking outside the box. This is what I just received from them:

I call any bounty. lol
Perhaps a mod could move this to the bitcoin discussions section. It is now specifically bitcoin related.

I received an email last night from Intrade. Intrade is a prediction market.  Participants buy and sell contracts that attempt to predict future events such as wars, elections, and other major events. The email stated that all US users must cash out their accounts and that no new US accounts can be created. They sighted regulatory pressure as their reason.
It was fun while it lasted. If you read the news carefully you can make money at it. Anyone else bummed out?

http://www.intrade.com/v4/home/

EDIT: Wait, it ain't over yet. Read my next post in this thread.

KimCoins would have no value to me.

I wonder if I would start believing in Gods if I tripped more? 

How much do I get when you loose it all? 

Welcome new peer! Now back up your wallet and don't ask for a loan. 
Just kidding, welcome.

I just sent him the question. Maybe he will say one way or the other?

I know a classic way to spot a fake Rolex was to look at the second hand. Real ones keep the second hand in constant smooth motion, while fakes ticked their way around. Not sure if that works here?