First of all, Why did you quote me as saying that?

Secondly, What in the fuck are you talking about?

Either way, pretty sure the cops aren't going to care about a stupid bet made by a bunch of anonymous people online. They have real criminals to chase.

Wait...someone is buying mnw debt?

My bet with him was for 2000btc, make me an offer.

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I've never used aftershave...then again I always have had a babyface, and didn't really need to start shaving regularly until my mid 20s.  Now I just use a trimmer and leave my facial hair at stubble length...

Trending.

First off, I wont jump in if the market is too flat. You can make money off the minor swings in a flat market, but you risk getting caught with your pants down because it could trend in either direction quickly. This may mean staying out of the market for a couple weeks until a trend forms.

When the price starts trending upward heavily, I find a comfortable entry point as close to the bottom of the trends trading range as possible. This takes a lot of chart watching, and a little bit of luck. I define my exit points right away. I plan the top price I want to sell at (generally a little above the current trade range) and my low price to minimize losses in case of a crash (generally 25% of my total unrealized gains).

If I'm not confident in the market, I stay out, and most importantly, I don't trade on emotion. I stick to my strategy.

I make plenty of money off of speculation. Daytrading/swingtrading on the exchanges is easy as long as you don't let emotion get in the way and set clear entrance and exit points.

Still risky, but way less so than throwing money away with ponzi schemes.

I'm not a "crypto-anarchist" (whatever that means), I'm a social democrat, and I would have no issue going to a central authority to get my money back (if I had gotten any money taken in one of these schemes, that is).

Not everyone here subscribes to your political affiliation.

No, the joke is you morons getting your money stolen, repeatedly, without ever learning your lesson.

Lucky you! For a low, low* fee you can store them in one of our offshore accounts in the Cayman Islands!**









*_high
**_{where they will be stolen}

See?

This.

This is why you don't give random anonymous people on the Internet your money (and why you probably deserve to get it stolen if you do).

Fucking amazing.
 

That depends, are you guys ready for The Opportunity of a Lifetime?

As savvy investors, I know you recognize a good opportunity when you see one, so I don't need to sell you. Just send me the private key and address of the wallet that contains all of your bitcoins (smart investors never use multiple wallets) and I will send you 1 vial filled with fairy dust and angel kisses.*

Just don't let my other investors catch wind of this, this offer is for you two only.






_{*may resemble potting soil}

Our stock of hobos had to be executed liquidated to make room for our newest offering (but dont worry, we are passing the massive loss savings on to you, our savvy investors!




And now for our newest offering:  Tapdancing Monkey Futures!

Thats right, you can now purchase the right to maybe one day own Tapdancing Monkeys^TM!!! *


"Holy fucking shit is that monkey tapdancing ?" they'll ask,

and you'll just reply,

"Thats right, grandma....and you can have one too, just open an account with Evolve Savings and Trust!!!"


That could be you. Also, you'd probably have a kick ass motorcyle. And a rocketship.






Buy a futures contract today for 5 btc. Sweet.








*not guaranteed to tapdance, monkeys may be replaced with rabid turtle

So, you "invested" in obvious scam, and now you are mad at bitcoins?

You only have yourself to blame. No where in the real world can you get the ROI's they promised, so why wouldn't it have been a scam here?

You got greedy, and con men taught you a lesson. Twice.

I wont defend the con men, or a forum that allows (encourages) them to operate freely, but I will say that bitcoin needs less suckers. Sorry that you lost your money, but people need to stop letting this bullshit happen.  






vvv  edit: ok that seems excessive, even by my low standards. vvvv

I had one of the largest bets with Matthew, and I repeatedly said he'd never pay.

 I'm kinda surprised at how everyone reacted...I mean, it was the most likely outcome right? Is anyone THAT shocked?  Really?

That said, he deserves the scammer tag (as it was a condition of his bet) everything else is just icing on the cake.

Apparently, there are still a ton of shills savvy investors on this forum, so lets necro this thread and keep making me rich!

Evolve savings and trust is open for business!! (Now with 50% less hobos)

The victims of the pirate scam are probably busy giving away the rest of their bitcoins to another scammer. Hell, half the victims still support and defend pirate.

Sooooooooo, never?

 We cant even get the active scammers shut down, much less track down the old ones.




This place makes me sad.

I trust my government to make poor decisions based on the whims of the corporations and special interest groups that pay for elected officials to get into office.

I trust my government to make the rich wealthier at the expense of (and on the backs of) the working class and the poor.

I trust the government to sway the public to vote against their best interests.

I trust the government quite a bit...

I go back and forth about ar's...the tight tolorences make for an accurate gun, but they can be a bit finicky (from what I can tell from other guys guns at the range) and prone to malfunction if they get a bit dirty.

The Ak is a fun toy...I cant keyhole shots at 300 yards, but I could dump that fucker in a mudpuddle or a sand pit and shoot without an issue.

I guess its all about what type of shooting you do... it all comes down to durability vs accuracy, really.

Because Americans know how to build guns.

Serious answer: it was the right price at the right time.