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541  Bitcoin / Bitcoin Discussion / Re: I just had 300 million sperm stolen on: June 23, 2011, 10:32:10 AM
Oh sure, turn sperm into currency- SO MEN HAVE ALL THE MONEY!!!

Just another plot by the Patriarchy...

But I've donated to everyone willing!
542  Bitcoin / Bitcoin Discussion / Re: I just had 300 million sperm stolen on: June 23, 2011, 03:32:34 AM
Now i am get that conception of negative value ... Your sperm, radioactive waste, bio-hazard trash ...

conception... lol too easy.
543  Bitcoin / Bitcoin Discussion / Re: Bitcoin Lost and Found on: June 23, 2011, 03:31:32 AM
I bought my BTC there and withdrew them the same day, like always.

eBay started off as a way for the guy's wife to collect Pez dispensers, and look at what a clusterfuck THAT has turned into.
544  Bitcoin / Bitcoin Discussion / Re: I just had 300 million sperm stolen on: June 23, 2011, 03:27:10 AM
My BitSperm have become so worthless that I have to pay someone to take them off my hands.
545  Bitcoin / Bitcoin Discussion / Re: For those that fear for their passwords - use LastPass on: June 23, 2011, 03:26:03 AM
Awesome!  A browser plugin?  Does it include Bonzai Buddy and MyWebSearch?  How about Weatherbug?

Just post all of your passwords on this forum, and if you forget, you can just look them up here.
546  Bitcoin / Bitcoin Discussion / Re: my linux box was hacked today and almost 400 BTC were stolen! on: June 23, 2011, 03:24:55 AM
I assure you, I'm capable of handling my job as congressman.  However, I can't say for certain if this cock that has been attached to me my whole life is mine or not.
547  Bitcoin / Bitcoin Discussion / Re: Mining on: June 23, 2011, 03:23:59 AM
Be careful, whenever someone posts a Mt.Gox thread or BTC Stolen threads, your video card may explode.

I think that is why they're so persistent.



I guess I just really resent these douche nozzles telling me where to post what... I don't see them going into all these stupid threads telling them just to post it somewhere else.  I try and start a productive thread, and its Snarky McSnark and Fuckwit the Twin Retard in here.
548  Bitcoin / Bitcoin Discussion / Re: I just had 300 million sperm stolen on: June 23, 2011, 03:21:26 AM
I had them all encrypted in two separate testicles, and now they're gone.

However, I've been mining since Sunday and now both testicle wallets are full again.
549  Bitcoin / Bitcoin Discussion / Re: Bitcoin Lost and Found on: June 23, 2011, 03:19:42 AM

I think I should probably sue you not only for the coins I lost out on today, but also for the emotional distress you are causing me in this thread.

Did you read the disclaimer for claimers and miners. It reads, "The Bitcoin Lost and Found is not responsible for your emotional distress."

That's on the Mt. Gox terms of service I never signed I think.  What about irritable bowels, am I covered for that?
550  Bitcoin / Bitcoin Discussion / Re: my linux box was hacked today and almost 400 BTC were stolen! on: June 23, 2011, 03:18:42 AM
OMGz my bitcoinz got losted or stolded or something!!!!11!!1!
551  Bitcoin / Bitcoin Discussion / Re: Bitcoin Lost and Found on: June 23, 2011, 03:17:03 AM
I found bitcoins.  prove they are yours and they're all yours.

I live a microfiber couch with multiple cigarette burns, a cushion that never stays fluffed, and probably some dog feces embedded in there somewhere.  I lost them in my couch.
552  Bitcoin / Bitcoin Discussion / Re: Mining on: June 23, 2011, 03:15:04 AM
Don't we have a board dedicated to Mining?

Right you both are.  Didn't mean to detract from the important OMG!!!!1!!!1!! I LOSTED ALL MINE BITCOINZ!??!!!11! OH SNAP!!! discussion threads.
553  Bitcoin / Bitcoin Discussion / Re: Bitcoin Lost and Found on: June 23, 2011, 03:11:04 AM
One of my video cards glitched out today and I lost out on something on the order of 0.05 bitcoins in mining over the course of a few hours.  If you could reimburse me, that would be great.

No no no, you don't quite understand. Thi sis a lost and found for "actual" bitcoins.
and I am not the one who does reimbursements, it's the person who found them, silly.

I think I should probably sue you not only for the coins I lost out on today, but also for the emotional distress you are causing me in this thread.
554  Bitcoin / Bitcoin Discussion / Re: Bitcoin Lost and Found on: June 23, 2011, 03:10:21 AM
25K stolen on June 13'th 2011 at around 12:00pm...all sent to: 1KPTdMb6p7H3YCwsyFqrEmKGmsHqe1Q3jg

Then laundered like hell...I'm keeping track of them though and so can you:

http://folk.uio.no/vegardno/allinvain-transactions.txt

http://folk.uio.no/vegardno/allinvain-addresses.txt

http://folk.uio.no/vegardno/allinvain-transactions-addresses.txt

The info above the transactions at the bottom are the newest...at the top the earliest.

Screenshots:

http://forum.bitcoin.org/index.php?topic=16457.msg215996#msg215996

I've talked to several people and many are working on a bitcoin stolen funds tracking service of some sorts.



If you love something, set it free.  If it comes back to you, it's not your bitcoins Smiley
555  Bitcoin / Bitcoin Discussion / Re: my linux box was hacked today and almost 400 BTC were stolen! on: June 23, 2011, 01:38:24 AM
It was probably one of the people you sold the video cards to.
556  Bitcoin / Bitcoin Discussion / Re: Visa and Banks After BTC on: June 23, 2011, 01:37:24 AM
If they were smart, they'd be allowing people to buy BTC with their credit cards... whether it succeeds or fails, they'd get their fees and interest.
557  Bitcoin / Bitcoin Discussion / Re: Visa and Banks After BTC on: June 23, 2011, 01:27:47 AM
Hey, don't you talk about Shirley like that. Shirley is a very nice lady. All her biker friends are so kind to me.

Well Shirley needs to stop stealing all the AA's from my xbox controller on friday nights!
558  Bitcoin / Bitcoin Discussion / Re: Visa and Banks After BTC on: June 23, 2011, 01:25:23 AM
Yo. Mama.

It's right there in the disclosures...

She's behind all tin-foil inducing stories....

Yo mama is so fat, she's almost as fat as yo OTHER MAMA that sleeps over on the weekend and wears timberlands and plaid shirts!!!
559  Bitcoin / Bitcoin Discussion / Re: Bitcoin Lost and Found on: June 23, 2011, 01:24:47 AM
One of my video cards glitched out today and I lost out on something on the order of 0.05 bitcoins in mining over the course of a few hours.  If you could reimburse me, that would be great.
560  Bitcoin / Bitcoin Discussion / Re: Visa and Banks After BTC on: June 23, 2011, 01:23:56 AM
check out the big donors to Shumer.

can you guess who?


I bet none of them are RICH WHITE PEOPLE WITH AN AGENDA!!!
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