What a fantastic Idea having newbie restrictions, I guess this is kind of like the spam for newbies section where any post you make is completely pointless unless you're just trying to get your post count up to 5!!

Well thanks for taking the time to read this guy's I'm already at 2 of 5 and I can't wait to get making a few more completely pointless posts where I can learn some of the great features of this site such as underline during posting.

Hi Guys,

I'm like totally new here and it's going to be an amazing ride getting to know you all, speculating on price and discussing general topics of interest with you all.

You'll find me a really approachable guy and if you need help with anything just give me a shout and I'll see what I can do.

My goals to get my feedback up really high, become a hero member than start a too good to be true high yielding investment scheme under a name that sounds like I'm subversively mocking myself to the point I must be a business genius (such as cowboy, I understand my first choice has already been taken by a user with a similar plan).

I can only realize my  goals with your help so please swallow any bullshit I feed you without question.

Think you can't? I bit ya can. Bitcoin.