[ANN][LSK] Lisk | Blockchain Application Platform for JavaScript Developers

[cannabanana]

\//\ ya'll

Lisk $25

[bitfish]

You guys are nuts. And from what I've read so far, I mean all of you.
...

*drops mic*

*don't know where to start? How about here: https://forum.lisk.io/viewforum.php?f=8
The Dapp-forum is public for a reason. Input is greatly appreciated.

Who the f*ck needs working Dapps for a prospering "Decentralized Application & Sidechain Platform"...

Yeah, this Lisk forum is really fascinating.

Would be a great research object about investor delusion.
We'll see what will happen when the pants are coming down on the 24th  (popcorn time  )

PS: funny pics are no replacement for a functioning dev community. 

[cannabanana]

You guys are nuts. And from what I've read so far, I mean all of you.
...

*drops mic*

*don't know where to start? How about here: https://forum.lisk.io/viewforum.php?f=8
The Dapp-forum is public for a reason. Input is greatly appreciated.

Who the f*ck needs working Dapps for a prospering "Decentralized Application & Sidechain Platform"...

Yeah, this Lisk forum is really fascinating.

Would be a great research object about investor delusion.
We'll see what will happen when the pants are coming down on the 24th  (popcorn time  )

your pants are coming down the 24th?  Probably only gonna show your small bitfishdick.

I don't even wan't to know what you consider "popcorn time" with your pants down.  I guess once you pop, you can't stop?

[Lutzow]

You guys are nuts. And from what I've read so far, I mean all of you.

On the one side all those "Lisk is gonna fail" fudsters. You said it several times now, we heard you. We got it, you don't like this project, Max is basically still wearing diapers or something along those lines, javascript sucks anyway and I'm sure, someone's mom is fat.
I wonder what it is that makes you go to this thread and click on the "reply" button. Do you really have nothing better to do? How about developing some smart contracts for Ethereum, that you seem to love so much? Or developing your own crypto 2.0 currency, that makes everything right Lisk did wrong? Or a nice walk in the sun? Summer is coming, go eat some icecream. You can tell the icecream guy afterwards that you had way better icecream at that other place, or whatever you do when you interact with real people.

On the other side you "Lisk = 10$!!!1!!" guys. Do you really think you can make this a reality, just by saying it often enough? Guess what: Dapps don't develop themselves and it will take time. So, how about instead of going here and enter this intense virtual screaming match, you come up with some ideas how Lisk can actually be used* for something else than waiting for the cryptocurrency-fairy, that turns the BTC you stored under your pillow in even more BTC? You want Lisk to become the best thing since sliced bread and become filthy rich? Guess what, you gotta do, what everyone else does: You gotta work for it.

*drops mic*

*don't know where to start? How about here: https://forum.lisk.io/viewforum.php?f=8
The Dapp-forum is public for a reason. Input is greatly appreciated.

Well said, work must be done and I think everyone is just waiting for Lisk to skyrocket forgetting that the community must also help.

[bitfish]

You guys are nuts. And from what I've read so far, I mean all of you.
...

*drops mic*

*don't know where to start? How about here: https://forum.lisk.io/viewforum.php?f=8
The Dapp-forum is public for a reason. Input is greatly appreciated.

Who the f*ck needs working Dapps for a prospering "Decentralized Application & Sidechain Platform"...

Yeah, this Lisk forum is really fascinating.

Would be a great research object about investor delusion.
We'll see what will happen when the pants are coming down on the 24th  (popcorn time  )

your pants are coming down the 24th?  Probably only gonna show your small bitfishdick.

I don't even wan't to know what you consider "popcorn time" with your pants down.  I guess once you pop, you can't stop?

My friend, I really feel empathy for you.
You cannot react in another way than you are doing here.
You are the slave of your own misery.  Good luck...

[Ayers]

I'm sure it's been said but this has to be the longest thread for a coin pre launch in the history of crypto. It is appalling and beautiful at the same time. Even if lisk fails you still won this trophy.

By end of 2016, Lisk will be more mainstream than Ethereum.

There are more chances for Ethereum to fail than for Lisk.

Eth is failing, no more funds for vitalik to blow.

As for Lisk, the aliens told me about $7 at launch

too extreme, etheruem is recovering a bit lately, and lisk still need to be launched, $7 at launch is overestimate imho, maybe it will be the peak?

[MGM]

For the 1000th time:

This thread is the equivalent of /r/bitcoin or /r/dogecoin where the community talks News, Speculation & Satire posts. This thread is unmoderated so freedom of speech runs free and wild around here, and you can't blame them, who wouldn't be excited before the launch of such a paradigm shift?

Do you see Bitcoin Devs having technical discussions on /r/bitcoin ?! Of course not, core devs are on Github.

So again, for technical discussions, please go to forum.lisk.io and http://chat.lisk.io

[CryptoNoob1]

Lisk Paper wallet released!!!

GETTING CLOSE!!

http://liskpaperwallet.com/

[iambitcoin5]

Lisk $2 FLOOR at launch.

My body is ready. 

[geotom]

You guys are nuts. And from what I've read so far, I mean all of you.

On the one side all those "Lisk is gonna fail" fudsters. You said it several times now, we heard you. We got it, you don't like this project, Max is basically still wearing diapers or something along those lines, javascript sucks anyway and I'm sure, someone's mom is fat.
I wonder what it is that makes you go to this thread and click on the "reply" button. Do you really have nothing better to do? How about developing some smart contracts for Ethereum, that you seem to love so much? Or developing your own crypto 2.0 currency, that makes everything right Lisk did wrong? Or a nice walk in the sun? Summer is coming, go eat some icecream. You can tell the icecream guy afterwards that you had way better icecream at that other place, or whatever you do when you interact with real people.

On the other side you "Lisk = 10$!!!1!!" guys. Do you really think you can make this a reality, just by saying it often enough? Guess what: Dapps don't develop themselves and it will take time. So, how about instead of going here and enter this intense virtual screaming match, you come up with some ideas how Lisk can actually be used* for something else than waiting for the cryptocurrency-fairy, that turns the BTC you stored under your pillow in even more BTC? You want Lisk to become the best thing since sliced bread and become filthy rich? Guess what, you gotta do, what everyone else does: You gotta work for it.

*drops mic*

*don't know where to start? How about here: https://forum.lisk.io/viewforum.php?f=8
The Dapp-forum is public for a reason. Input is greatly appreciated.

Refreshing to hear on this forum. Hope you're using the Lisk Rocket chat? Level headed folk are migrating there as this place has... degenerated in sanity somewhat.

Laughed at the ice cream suggestion. Though cannot see it happening. If many people spoke to people in the analog world as they do in the digital they would quickly get a smack.

[souljah1h]

Smart people don't do price predictions

[Vidale]

Potential is huge guys. Decentralised DAPPS coming to you soon. $50 per lisk. Holy fuck liskwill have so many killer DAPPS. Because it's in javascript, can't believe Ethereum/failtalik didn't think of that. Holy shit. And SIDECHAINS.

Meanwhile https://crypti.me/ has all of the above and still isn't even worth half a cent. Not even HALF a CENT.

GG dream more.

[notaek]

753 pages of trolls. Why don't we just wait for 24^th May?
I can see LISK having some potential than other sidechains.

If the developers are really securing the chain, I can guarantee it will move past Ethereum in the long run.
24^th May is the actual fate for that.

[Vidale]

753 pages of trolls. Why don't we just wait for 24th May?
I can see LISK having some potential than other sidechains.

All you have to do is look at the Crypti website and read their bitcointalk topic. Real gems in there, like:

Just got the idea of apps.  
This means Crypti will be like iTunes Store! Wow  

Wow dapps. Everyone can use it now. Thanks crypti. Wow.

6 more hrs...
ROI on Crypti?
I think abaut 20-25 for start, then sky is the limit

Hoah shit that all sounds very familiar.

Then people began to shit themselves when Crypti was finally 'released'.

LOL @ only 1.5x the return

I guess all those who missed the IPO probably got some anyway.

Do you think this is NXT man? LOL

I  was expecting at least 10x at least the first day, then down back to IPO prices

Weird, but I I think it will see a pump once on coinmarketcapp

Short story: Small short-lived pump after release due to hype. Complete crap ever since. That's exactly why I own some LISK, to dump it all over your HODLer face when it gets released. There is no MOON here. Either take my advice or post 'funny pictures'. We'll talk again in about a month (provided it's not delayed again, trolol).

[jamboy34]

how huge will the THE DAO and WAVES affect the price of LISK?

[bticgoinsuxial]

Lisk Paper wallet released!!!

GETTING CLOSE!!

http://liskpaperwallet.com/

Nice. This should be included in OP

[bandar]

You want to know what happens on release?  I'll tell you.  Gather 'round kids, granpa Crypto's gonna tell the tale of the new coin on the exchanges.

First there's this kind of thread with the 'floor is $x'-ess and all the 'I'm not gonna sell below $y'.  Alle the holders are very optimistic and all the realists and pessimists are just jealous of the fact they missed out on the ICO.

Then there's the release date.  FUN-time!  Getting your coins ASAP and I mean A-S-A-P to the exchanges and be the first to sell.  Granpa crypto once sold some NEM for really high prices these first moments.

But then something VERY interesting ALWAYS happens.  Suddenly the price drops 50-99% as more people start to flood the market with a trillion of coins.  AT FIRST the hodlers don't sell but then they think 'Well, I'll sell and buy back in much lower'  Huge sell walls appear and FEAR floods the market even more.  

Then your usual rebounce, mini pumps, big pumps, huge dumps and ICO-holders with nerves get semi-rich at some point.

Loot at the graphs of every coin out there (except for NXT, there it was different with very low prices and a huge BTC-lile peak afterwards).

[instacalm]

Lisk Paper wallet released!!!

GETTING CLOSE!!

http://liskpaperwallet.com/

Nice one!

[LiskYork]

Hi guys, it's quite normal for me to hear you cant, you don't, you never, thats no possible, haha I heard that 1000 times in my life,  I'm so glad that I have  never listened that people!

the Lisk project is amazing, in Max words, the cripti project was fine but has lack of leadership and lack of advertising.

 Lisk train never stops, but eventually will just to pick new valuable people, will be many that will leave the train and we thank them because that people supported on the ico and we wish them the Best in all they do and future projects, we can't be upset  if they sell, someone will jump in the Lisk train instead, every individual has his own vision, but one thing is 100% Lisk is here to stay.

The First Lisk Big gig with the Big names boys!!!!! Dont Miss out the news!!!!!!!!! ETH will be there, the DAO will be there and who else? Aparently Lisk? Yep Lisk will be there 😤 including (e.g. The Economist, The New York Times, Bloomberg).

Decentralized & Encrypted is an invitation only event limited to 150 people, attending from all around the world. Attendees include the founders & key people from: InterPlanetary File System (IPFS), Tor Project, Union Square Ventures, AdBlock Plus, DST, Ethereum, Electronic Frontier Foundation, Consensys, The DAO, OneName / Blockstack, Heroku, BigchainDB, Ethcore, Lightning, Plag, ERIS, Tendermint, storj, Slock.IT, Backfeed, Lisk, Qubes OS, BlueYard & many more individuals and representatives of international media (e.g. The Economist, The New York Times, Bloomberg).
 

[DM0000]

Hi guys, it's quite normal for me to hear you cant, you don't, you never, thats no possible, haha I heard that 1000 times in my life,  I'm so glad that I have  never listened that people!

the Lisk project is amazing, in Max words, the cripti project was fine but has lack of leadership and lack of advertising.

 Lisk train never stops, but eventually will just to pick new valuable people, will be many that will leave the train and we thank them because that people supported on the ico and we wish them the Best in all they do and future projects, we can't be upset  if they sell, someone will jump in the Lisk train instead, every individual has his own vision, but one thing is 100% Lisk is here to stay.

The First Lisk Big gig with the Big names boys!!!!! Dont Miss out the news!!!!!!!!! ETH will be there, the DAO will be there and who else? Aparently Lisk? Yep Lisk will be there 😤 including (e.g. The Economist, The New York Times, Bloomberg).

Decentralized & Encrypted is an invitation only event limited to 150 people, attending from all around the world. Attendees include the founders & key people from: InterPlanetary File System (IPFS), Tor Project, Union Square Ventures, AdBlock Plus, DST, Ethereum, Electronic Frontier Foundation, Consensys, The DAO, OneName / Blockstack, Heroku, BigchainDB, Ethcore, Lightning, Plag, ERIS, Tendermint, storj, Slock.IT, Backfeed, Lisk, Qubes OS, BlueYard & many more individuals and representatives of international media (e.g. The Economist, The New York Times, Bloomberg).
 

Amazing news for LISK!