The thing is, imho, the best TA will never make it onto this thread, it will be kept secret.
masterluc and OdaKrell share sme very useful information IMO. There's a couple of others, but as you imply, there's also also quite a lot of crap that flies around
Tradingview is also a good place to see what people are thinking (gotta be selective there too)
But at the end of the day, you gotta trade your own plan or you are mostly lost before you start. Just my 2c
But I do genuinely find your prediction amusing, and I could not resist a little jibe
Time will tell, plenty of time for omellettes to fly every which way !!