Would also love if you had an update regarding zerocoin/coinjoin dev etc
Just checking in. How is the MegaCoin community doing today?
i wonder what Hazw3rth thought about the pump last night ?
thank you Kimoto and everyone who's doing good things for the future of Megacoin! I've been reading all the great entertaining posts here every day. (if this forum had a facebook "like" button, I'd be pressing "like" on most of them.)
yes please Doctor, been a while for next step....
thanks
GRANDPA JOE: You're a crook! You're a cheat and a swindler!
That's what you are. How can you do a thing like this?
Build up a little boy's hopes and then smash all his dreams
to pieces. You're an inhuman monster!
DR. KIMOTO: I said Good Day!
GRANDPA JOE: Come on, Charlie, let's get out of here. I'll
get even with him if it's the last thing I ever do. If
Hazw3rth wants a Gobstopper, he'll get one.
(Long pause.)
CHARLIE: Dr. Kimoto . . .
(Charlie leaves the Gobstopper on Dr. Kimoto's desk.)
DR. KIMOTO: So shines a good deed in a weary world. Charlie . .
. my boy . . . You won! You did it! You did it! I knew
you would; I just knew you would. Oh, Charlie, forgive me
for putting you through this. Please, forgive me. Come in,
Mr. Pari$lover. Charlie, meet Mr. Pari$lover.. Born of
a Frenchman who found his Southern belle.
(Pari$lover--formerly known as Hazw3rth--enters.)
PARI$LOVER: Pleasure.
CHARLIE: Hazw3rth!
DR. KIMOTO: Non, no, that's not Hazw3rth. He's a supporter.
We share values. Everything is connected Charlie.
CHARLIE: A supporter?
DR. KIMOTO: The world had to test you, Charlie. And you passed
the test. You won!
GRANDPA JOE: Won what?
DR. KIMOTO: The jackpot, my dear sir, the grand and glorious
jackpot.
CHARLIE: The Megacoins?
DR. KIMOTO: The Megacoins, yes, the Megacoins, but that's just
the beginning. We have to get on, we have to get on; we
have so much time, and so much to do. Zerocoin. Strike that.
Reverse it. Yes. Coinjoin. This way please. We'll take the
Gravity Well. Step in, Charlie. Grandpa Joe, sir.
This is the Great Kimoto Gravity Well.
GRANDPA JOE: It's a diff algo.
DR. KIMOTO: It's a Gravity Well. Standard algos can only go up and
down, but the Gravity Well can go sideways and slantways and
longways and backways . . .
CHARLIE: And frontways?
DR. KIMOTO: . . . and squareways and frontways and any other ways
that you can think of. It can take you to any room in the
whole factory just by pressing one of these buttons. Any of
these buttons. Just press a button and ZING! You're off.
And up until now I've pressed them all . . . except one.
This one. Go ahead, Charlie.
CHARLIE: Me? (He pushes the button.)
DR. KIMOTO: There it goes. Hold on tight. I'm not exactly sure
what's going to happen. Faster, faster . . . If we don't
pick up enough speed, we'll never get through.
CHARLIE: Get through what?
DR. KIMOTO: Ah-ha!
GRANDPA JOE: You mean we're going . . .?
DR. KIMOTO: Up and out!
GRANDPA JOE: But this roof is made of gigahashes. It'll shatter
into a thousand pieces. We'll be cut to ribbons!
DR. KIMOTO: Probably. Hold on, everybody. Here it comes.
(The Gravity Well crashes through the roof and flies into
the sky.)
GRANDPA JOE: You did it, Dr. Kimoto, congratulations!
DR. KIMOTO: Get up. Take a look.
CHARLIE: Grandpa, our town looks so pretty from up here.
GRANDPA JOE: Yeah, look over here, Charlie. I think I see
our house.
CHARLIE: Wow.
GRANDPA JOE: It really looks beautiful.
CHARLIE: There's my school, Grandpa.
DR. KIMOTO: How did you like the Megacoin factory, Charlie?
CHARLIE: I think it's the most wonderful place in the whole
world.
DR. KIMOTO: I'm very pleased to hear you say that because I'm letting
you run it. That's all right, isn't it?
GRANDPA JOE: You're letting Charlie run the--?
DR. KIMOTO: The factory belongs to all the supporters, so who
can I trust to run the factory when I am busy and take care of the
Oompa Loompas for me? Not a grownup. A grownup would want to do
everything his own way, not mine. That's why I decided a long time ago
I had to find a free spirit. Unconstrained by any other coin.
Most deserving of a chance. A very honest, loving free spirit
to whom I can tell all my most precious coin making secrets.
CHARLIE: And that's why you released with those ports.
DR. KIMOTO: That's right. So the factory's all yours to command, Charlie;
you can start immediately.
GRANDPA JOE: And me?
DR. KIMOTO: Absolutely.
CHARLIE: What happens to the rest of--
DR. KIMOTO: The whole family. I want you to bring them all.
(Charlie hugs him.) But Charlie . . . don't forget what
happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always
wanted.
CHARLIE: What happened?
DR. KIMOTO: He lived happily ever after.
