FalconHeavy nailed it
successful launch to orbit
successful triple booster landing

wtg SpaceX


+1 WOsMerit

short to long...or would that be long to short?          anyway..   t-minus 44 minutes and counting

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the afternoon edition of the Wall report

All elements of our forces are fully engaged as the battle rages at $5k   Much needed reinforcements for the Bulls have been spotted slowly making their way to the field of battle. With no quarter offered or to be given, this battle could last for days. Due to high attrition rates upon the battlefield, all weekend passes are hereby suspended until further notice.

In other news

The Px reported a unusually high number of green dildos being sold lately and cautions that supplies might be running low. High Command wants to assure our troops that this is NOT the case and further more we wish to make it known publicly that we are here to make sure there will be plenty of green dildos for everyone. Now and far into the future. That is all.

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#stronghands'19

Good morning all.

A surprise counter-offensive by the Bears has allied forces reeling back on their heels. Strong support developing in the $5k range is giving our troops a fighting chance but overall moral is crumbling. A pull back to previous levels seems all most certain at this point.

As the Bulls retreat and gather up in that classic herd mentality, some say all hope is not yet lost. Rumors of the deployment of a top secret weapon later today continue to swirl around the compound. Stay tuned for further updates as they become available.

And now back to your regularly scheduled program.


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#dyor

What are your 20 year expectations? 

Here is a 20 year plot with the red line in the schiff fork representing the median price along a 4 year halving cycle with the price doubling each block along the x axis. As a permabull I have to constantly temper my expectations with heavy doses of reality no matter how bitter the draught.

 I am not saying things are bitter now..far from it as bitcoin trades on strong support in the $5.2k range tonight. I was just thinking some about some longer term projections and came up the the attached basic plot.

 I honestly think this might be a worst case scenario with the bottom blue line of the fork being least likely, the bottom green line possible: but less likely, the red line median, probable: and most likely. The upper two lines receive the same weight and range of the lower pair, that being less likely.

 I think there will be interesting collisions with the price and what I have drawn here but I am curious what the rest of you think.

 Its not like the high command would actually allow you degenerates a vote mind you..but they always like to know who to get rid of...I mean who they cant trust....scratch that..

  .ehem..where were we...ah yes.

 I think the price is about to move up to around $7.5k as we move towards 2020 and I dont think its going back under that price for the foreseeable future.

 I think the honey badger has one or two more boom/bust cycles once we reach the actual mania phase of adoption with peaks and valleys of course along the y axis. I also think a 10 fold increase in active users, going from roughly 5 million to 50 million by 2025 is beginning to happen as nocoiners become more educated about crypto in general and bitcoin in particular. These order of magnitude increase cycles are something to behold. I guess we have to start somewhere and thought this reasonable for a first swing. Anyway..carry on. 

 We shape our future out of the splinter of the minds eye and the wisps of dreams that eventually become reality.

 On further thought, I think you should buy the dips when possible and #dyor

*All responses will under go algorithmic sampling.


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*soundtrack for the above production recorded by Captain Twinkle Toe and the GAINZ ™,®,© Eight Track and Cassette available

quite a sound policy imho

herrow   daily candle jay....the daily candle....when it closes. are you with me son?


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Attention on deck!

There will be officially 5 and a 1/2 hours of extra FYJJG time added to this weeks Thursday. That is all.  Carry on.



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the noon wall report at 1830 hours


#stronghands

Its official. Todays FalconHeavy launch is scrubbed due to high upper atmospheric wind conditions. Launch is rescheduled for tomorrow April, 11th 

Better safe than sorry lads. Give it another shot tomorrow about the same time I think.

https://twitter.com/SpaceX/status/1116119932192690176

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Meanwhile bitcoin continues to set higher highs as we grind up into this resistance zone. Sporadic hotspots are flaring up as Bears engage in a running retreat towards $5.5k  Our forces have mounted another offensive in the $5.3k arena with strong support following at $5.2k  #dyor

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#stronghands'19

Breaking News

This just in folks..apparently SpaceX has decided to move the launch back a couple of hours to accommodate the closing of the daily bell. New launch window scheduled for 2032 hours EDT which is about 4 hours from now.

Hang in there hodlers and we will bring you more news as it becomes available.  Carry on.

For the record.

Let it be known that while the High Command appreciates and and encourages all ideas that promote a stronger more decentralized bitcoin ecosystem, it can not at this time issue funds for the prototyping and construction of a solar powered orbital mining farm. All such requests must pass through the House Oversight Committee for ratification. That is all.



Also in the news


going live in t-minus 100 minutes

https://www.spacex.com/webcast

 a falconheavy launch   another attempt at triple booster landing   things could be worse   buck up and enjoy the ride fellas    wednesdays are far superior to tuesdays i must say

#buythedip

rockets they say




mastodons everywhere I say




put the hammer down they say....ill put the hammer down alright   buy the dip


#stronghands

$5,531

once you break above this fib and find support it just starts to make less sense for going back downwards and instead seems more probable that we would continue upwards towards previous levels. thats all im saying

#dyor
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#stronghands'19

wheres your hat mister?

Good morning hodlers


Launch preparations are well under way this morning as crews complete a final ground sweep around the vehicle.  Looking good. Just under t-minus 6 hours and counting.



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The dreaded unicorn rabbit is in the vanguard leading the charge from the place of honor as the hordes advance.
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The pad is clear of fod and is go for launch. #dyor
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#stronghands

t-minus 15 hours and counting

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#stronghands

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wednesdays are much more manageable dont you agree?      off with their...wait..thats not it..marshal the hordes..yes..thats it.  go heavy.

One of those ugly onramp/offramp thingys they are so keen on developing I would think. Unsightly if you ask me but necessary perhaps if more nocoiners wish to join the ranks of the elite atop the Wall someday. Only good news for people in the US probably but more competition for market share means a better product for the consumer in the end hopefully.

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the evening wall report

its tuesday

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Due to a clerical error the wrong image was posted above. Please disregard the above message and concentrate on feels guy look of extreme pleasure. You are encourage to forget all the unpleasant memories the above image caused. All further inquires should be forwarded to Port Control. That is all.

also in the good news department tonight.... 'Stamp got their NYC bitlicense finally.    #bullish




https://www.bitstamp.net/article/bitstamp-obtains-bitlicense/

mm..this is a problem  pretty sure there is some unwritten rule stating that there is only one nut per relationship  oh well..hope springs eternal

Single? I believe there are future exwife positions available.