Okay guys I know we're all hurting due to this latest Bitcoin setback so I've decided to share with you a recipe for what I like to call
Chocolate Depression Cake Two Ways.
Since we're all poor again, we can't afford luxuries such as butter, milk and eggs so this recipe does not require those expensive items. You can continue to buy the dip and stack sats with your hard earned money while lowering your risk of depression and
age-related cognitive decline (since we're waiting soooo long for the moon) by consuming this delicious and cheap, chocolate cake! This is an actual recipe and it's vegan too (if you swing that way).
INGREDIENTSCHOCOLATE CAKE1½ cups all-purpose flour
1 cup sugar (granulated)
½ tsp salt
1 tsp baking soda
⅓ cup unsweetened cocoa powder
⅓ cup cooking oil
1 Tbsp vinegar
1 tsp vanilla extract
1 cup water
CHOCOLATE ICING1½ cups powdered sugar
¼ cup unsweetened cocoa powder
3 Tbsp water
1 tsp vanilla extract
INSTRUCTIONS
CAKE
Preheat the oven to 350ºF.
Mix together the flour, cocoa powder, sugar, salt and baking soda thoroughly (use a bowl if you can afford one otherwise and old plastic 2 liter cola bottle will do). Add the vinegar and the vanilla to the 1 cup of water then add the oil followed by the water mixture to the dry ingredients.
Stir (use an electric mixer if you can afford the utility bill) until smooth.
Pour the mixture into an 8 or 9 inch square baking pan.
Bake @ 350ºF for 35 minutes.
ICING
It is imporatant to let the cake cool before applying the icing.
Mix the powdered sugar, cocoa and vanilla extract together. Begin adding water to the mixture 1 tablespoon at a time, until it thickens but is still able to be poured. (This should be about 3 Tbsp).
Pour the icing over the cake and spread to cover the cake.
Enjoy! (the chocolate and sugar will cause your brain to release endorphins to help to take away the pain of your poverty)
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