I henceforth withdraw from this contest on the account of aversion to dancing
I thought the same, but I'm willing to do it if I can dance on my 55-gallon drum of WD-40.
No shitposters yet begging for merit here... so that's a good start.
Also learned a new word.
Dream big: beg for the Vulpine Order of Merit directly!
I'm glad I'm not the only one who had to Google the fox. And I'm glad it's not a vulture, which was my first thought.
However, that lifetime supply of WD-40 is appealing to me for reasons I can't put into words.
The amount of duct tape required to fix what it loosens will be beyond imagination.
This is the longest post I ever made on my phone. If that doesn't show appreciation, I don't know what will. Unless, of course, it's rewarding my first merit from my phone.
I'll compile a list of runner ups when I'm at my PC.