I don't understand the insider trading risk? Inside what?

I plan on doing this again and in a less remote location. I almost left one in Vancouver last week. As far as promotion... I only advertised it here. I was going to post at geocacheing.com but found out what a ridiculous system they had and gave up after two weeks of trying to get approval.
You also have a point about this being in the games section. I posted it here first because I thought it would go in hours. It later evolved into more of a game.

It might as well say "I'm a dummy!" 

You should start by reading up on wallets. They are not all the same and different systems have different considerations. As mentioned above, there are no accounts. Bitcoin is a protocol and you may want to think of it like the Internet protocol you already use. So you would not say " how do I open an Internet account"? There are all sorts of accounts that use the protocol, but you don't need any account to view the Internet. (in theory anyway).
You are also on your own with bitcoin. There is no business behind bitcoin. If you lose your money then it is gone and nobody can recover it. You and you alone own your bitcoin.

bitcoin.org

In America our toy guns are real guns. 

Wow, you have such a great system that you don't even need my money!!!!!

Let's do the math.
If you have just 1BTC you are going to be super rich very soon. Since being super rich is cool you can surely come up with $700 for the first coin. Then...

In 41 days you will have 1024BTC!!!!

In 83 days you will have 1,052,672BTC!!!!!!!!!!

Congrats man. You don't need any bitcoin, you have a system! Soon you will own all the coins.

我不相信中国的任何消息。 

Consider that any exchange in the U.S. that does not do the required AML and KYC diligence can not be trusted. All you can say about such an exchange is that it is not following the law. So why would they honor your withdraw? Why not just steal your money and leave you with no legal recourse?

I think you know why. I would not even consider using bank-chains. Hell bitcoin is exactly rejecting using a professional system fully integrated into society, i.e. fiat.

Unfortunately that is false. Technically if you found a diamond ring today you would owe taxes on it. At least in the U.S. ALL your income is taxable. No matter what it is or how you got it or what it's worth. Simply ask your tax preparer instead of a random Internet forum.

An account created today looking to use anonymous tools to do a transaction worth over $1200.  Sounds legit! 

That really is the answer. You can do what you want with bitcoin, but fiat currency is only yours to use under the terms and conditions of the actual owner. In the U.S. that owner is the federal reserve, not you.

So... is that a yes on the escrow?

I doubt either will make a difference.

Anyone else feel like me after voting today?

Yes, not a lot of people on the island. However there is at least 1 huge bitcoin mine within a few kilometers of the cache.

As long as bitcoin value rises it will go up. Even if it goes up very high I will leave it there until 2018. If no one claims it by then I will assume the ocean has claimed it.

Thank you for your kind words. I just like promoting bitcoin. I get nothing back except being part of this revolution in finance. I just thought it would be a fun game.

If you fly Iceland air to Scandinavia they have a great deal on a stopover in Iceland, I think it's free. Even if you had just a short layover you could reach this spot with a 5-10 min. cab ride.

That's a lovely sentiment. But completely incorrect. You may want to talk to your tax preparer before you get hopelessly in debt over your capitol gains taxes. Remember that all transactions are recorded forever.

60 days and no one picked up this money yet. As I write this the cache is worth over $80!

My point is you still can do any of the banned activities. And trying to shut down a distributed network vs. a website is much, much harder. Lastly there are no legal grounds for an attack nor any suggestion of a will to do so; nor any method by which to accomplish it. We won brother.  

Let's find out if it can be banned!

Ok guys, bitcoin if now banned!!!!!!! No more using it. I mean it guys, stop using it or else!

Hey, I see on block explorer that many transactions are still happening. Didn't you hear me? STOP USING BTC! I banned it and now you can't use it anymore.

S#!t, another block! WTF I banned it and you simply must obey! STOP STOP STOP it !!!! Waaaaa



Guess not 

You are about to make the exact same mistake he made. lol