JayJuanGee
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Self-Custody is a right. Say no to"Non-custodial"
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May 22, 2020, 10:32:02 PM |
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Hm. Tough poll: Does pizza girl bring you free pizza for 2 months? Do you get a new pizza girl every day? Does she go home when asked? These are important considerations. My understanding of "personal slave" means that they actually listen to you, which is the opposite of what regular chicks do. Regular chicks are kind of like Cryptotourist, they frequently do the opposite of what you want and often try your patience to its limits. Even a short-term "personal slave" is actually difficult to come by in the real world so would be well worth more than 1 whole bitcoin. I have enough bitcoin so I’ll take pizza girl please!
She doesn't look that different to your actual gf Probably you are looking for a fight Globb0, unless LFC revealed his GF so scantily clothed. Does she have the strategically placed tat, too?  I know opsec... opsec.... |
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The grue lurks in the darkest places of the earth. Its favorite diet is adventurers, but its insatiable appetite is tempered by its fear of light. No grue has ever been seen by the light of day, and few have survived its fearsome jaws to tell the tale.
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xhomerx10
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May 22, 2020, 10:42:58 PM |
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Hardest poll yet
Inside voice HairyMaclairy. |
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JimboToronto
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You're never too old to think young.
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May 22, 2020, 10:52:34 PM |
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Faulty poll.
You omitted "All of the Above".
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Globb0
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Free spirit
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May 22, 2020, 10:55:41 PM Merited by JayJuanGee (1) |
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 The dude is celebrating You should have seen it coming, el dude.... Where's the beef?  haha busted. Sausages have feelings too |
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xhomerx10
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May 22, 2020, 10:58:04 PM |
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Faulty poll.
You omitted "All of the Above".
Only El duderino_ is privy to that kind of a deal! |
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JimboToronto
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You're never too old to think young.
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Faulty poll.
You omitted "All of the Above".
Only El duderino_ is privy to that kind of a deal! Nonsense. Free everything for everybody. Of course you need to be wearing a hat to be anybody, just like IRL. |
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Ibian
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May 23, 2020, 12:17:21 AM |
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Anyone remember that poll we had a while back? Get 3 bitcoins but you can never have more than that, or a tulip farm with a guaranteed income without having to do any work, or marry {this hot chick} and you can never get divorced?
Not one of us chose marry.
Lets do a special pizza day edition of the poll. This poll is Very Different from the other one. |
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lightfoot
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I fix broken miners. And make holes in teeth :-)
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May 23, 2020, 12:45:44 AM |
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I'm going for the bitcoin. I think she has "you just blew a bitcoin on my tits" on her chest. Don't want to see that for 2 months.
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sirazimuth
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born once atheist
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May 23, 2020, 01:06:00 AM |
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Hm. Tough poll: Does pizza girl bring you free pizza for 2 months? Do you get a new pizza girl every day? Does she go home when asked? These are important considerations. Does she sit on the pizza? If so, you could take eating ass to a whole nuther level.... |
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This is an easy poll for me.
An occasional pizza can be nice, but eating pizza for 3 years straight. No, I don't think so. I'd probably develope diabetes and become morbidly obese, just like Donald Trump.
The girl is super hot and all, but having a slave at this time and age feels a bit outdated. Besides, intelligence beats looks. Sure, she might be a genious, but I'm not taking my chances.
I'll take the bitcoin, thanks.
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bitebits
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Flippin' burgers since 1163.
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May 23, 2020, 04:43:32 AM Merited by JayJuanGee (1) |
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https://medium.com/@coinmetrics/market-insights-spotting-and-exploiting-market-volatility-d4b82d188a9eNear midnight UTC on May 10, 2020, Bitcoin saw a rapid selloff that brought the price down to $8,000 from $9,500, an almost 16% decrease in less than 15 minutes. [...]
[...] Coin Metrics exchange flow data bot flagged an abnormally large deposit of 2,500 BTC on the Gemini exchange. Given the abnormally large nature of this deposit on an exchange that does not often provide liquidity to cover that volume, the bot triggered an alert notification.
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Cryptotourist
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May 23, 2020, 05:13:47 AM |
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Well, you got that much right. Is it too early to celebrate?
Bots celebrate? How? On twitter? Do you have a lag switch installed too? As for my question, don't worry - I know that you can never give a definite answer if you're human or not.That said, I do take pleasure in crash testing and exploring your technical limits. Try not to be so salty about it. My understanding of "personal slave" means that they actually listen to you, which is the opposite of what regular chicks do.
Regular chicks are kind of like Cryptotourist, they frequently do the opposite of what you want and often try your patience to its limits. Even a short-term "personal slave" is actually difficult to come by in the real world so would be well worth more than 1 whole bitcoin.
How da fuck would you understand? It depends on the role play, you fucking moron. +1 for humor J, and as I said, loose the salt. |
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VB1001
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<<CypherPunkCat>>
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May 23, 2020, 05:21:12 AM |
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That is disgusting. The makeup, the look on her face, all points to a person with Problems. Would not fuck with your dick.
Ibian, Ibian, Ibian..., if the pizza girl comes to your house, your avatar will melt.  |
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HairyMaclairy
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May 23, 2020, 05:37:30 AM |
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Hertz has filed for Chapter 11
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VB1001
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May 23, 2020, 05:44:51 AM |
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 This is going to be difficult, but obviously I voted 1BTC, it will take me a long time to see 1 BTC again. |
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AlcoHoDL
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A personal slave girl letting me do the things I want to do to her is still very expensive, much more expensive than 1 BTC (currently)... And I believe I've got the BTC side of things covered... I'm taking the girl.
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Krubster
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May 23, 2020, 06:32:52 AM
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Breaking News: North Korean Founder Kim Il Sung Did Not Have the Ability to Teleport, State Media Admits https://www.rfa.org/english/news/korea/chukjibop-05222020173452.htmlSome of the official Kim myths that have been popularized in international media include Kim Jong Un being able to drive at age three, and Kim Jong Il shooting a 38 under par round of golf with five holes-in-one in his first attempt at the sport.
One myth, however, is so widely believed in the reclusive country that North Korea’s official newspaper, Rodong Shinmun, has had to step in and say it was not true: Kim Il Sung, the founder of the country, did not have the ability to use the chukjibop technique, which is a type of “folding space” like teleporting fighters in Kung Fu movies. |
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xhomerx10
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May 23, 2020, 06:37:48 AM |
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Hertz has filed for Chapter 11
The entire travel industry has been decimated. This is the tip of the iceberg. Hotels are next. |
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HairyMaclairy
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May 23, 2020, 06:41:09 AM |
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Yup. Stock market is way too high. Too early to buy the blood in the streets. Need to wait.  |
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