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how do you address satoshi when he answers his t mobile phone?
HELLO naka MOTO
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Once was a man his name was Jed..had a lot of hair but it wasn't on his head !
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Each block is stacked on top of the previous one. Adding another block to the top makes all lower blocks more difficult to remove: there is more "weight" above each block. A transaction in a block 6 blocks deep (6 confirmations) will be very difficult to remove.
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June 30, 2013, 07:20:49 AM |
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What is the difference between a bitcoin and a US Dollar?
A Bitcoin is worth 100 US Dollars!!!
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Why does Bitrebel have 65+ Ignores?
Because Bitrebel says things that some people do not want YOU to hear.
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June 30, 2013, 09:34:05 AM |
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Why do the Germans like BTC so much?
Because of the Merkle-Tree.
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June 30, 2013, 11:55:28 AM |
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Why do the Germans like BTC so much?
Because of the Merkle-Tree.
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June 30, 2013, 03:49:55 PM |
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What was Bruce Wagner's pet name for all of the private keys on Bitcointalk?
MyBitcoin.
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June 30, 2013, 04:26:20 PM |
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How many Bitcoiners does it take to mine all the coins?
50,000. One to mine the coins and 49,999 to bitch about the early adopter.
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June 30, 2013, 04:36:25 PM |
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What do physical Bitcoins and sex have in common?
When you unzip your package it's spent right away and you start crying because it didn't last longer.
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June 30, 2013, 04:40:27 PM |
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What does mining hardware have in common with a turd?
When it first comes you feel good but the longer you have it around the more it starts to stink.
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June 30, 2013, 05:32:32 PM |
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If the Fed can't save America watts can.
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June 30, 2013, 05:41:31 PM |
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When it came time to pay for dinner at a restaurant each person at the table offered to pay the waiter.
All of the people at the table offered up a Visa credit card but one - he offered Bitcoins.
They couldn't decide who should pay so they asked the waiter to decide.
The waiter responded, All I know is that guy paying with Bitcoins is excluded because I get off shift in two hours and I can't wait around for 6 confirmations.
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June 30, 2013, 06:38:29 PM |
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What did the garage tell the talking house when it asked what Bitcoin was?
Ask the foundation.
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June 30, 2013, 06:52:17 PM |
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Why is getting drunk in a Hells Angels bar like trading Bitcoins?
Because you get high from the experience but eventually you do the wrong thing and end up being fucked.
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Definitions:
A Bitcoin Bull -- A Bitcoin investor watching Clark Moody that mistakes himself for a financial genius.
A Bitcoin Bear -- A midget Bitcoin investor watching Bitcoin Charts that constantly swears he isn't short.
The Bitcoin Wiki -- A playhouse for vandals that entertain themselves by changing outdated info. This occasionally backfires when the vandalized info ends up being more correct than what was there to begin with.
The Bitcoin Foundation (TBF) -- A group of young entrepreneurs hellbent on self destruction.
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June 30, 2013, 11:04:20 PM |
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Do you know why Bitcoin miners can't cheat on their girlfriend?
They don't have one.
Do you know what makes Bitcoin miners cool and trendy?
Invisible pocket protectors.
Why were the police called on the neighborhood Bitcoin miner?
The pot farm down the street complained he was using all the neighborhood electricity.
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June 30, 2013, 11:17:24 PM |
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Why did the Bitcoin miner swear he was a marine?
Because it takes hardcore bravery to give BFL all your Bitcoins.
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June 30, 2013, 11:23:37 PM |
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Why did the Bitcoin miner cross the road?
To tap into his neighbors electricity.
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June 30, 2013, 11:35:22 PM |
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What's the difference between a Bitcoin miner and a pot head?
A pot head tries to mine Bitcoins to buy pot but is so high he forgets to mine.
A miner gets high on mining Bitcoins, starts hoarding and forgets to buy pot.
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June 30, 2013, 11:42:56 PM |
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Why do Bitcoin raffles attract so much attention?
Because 12 year olds aren't allowed to mine on their dads computer.
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July 01, 2013, 12:18:42 AM |
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Q: Who is a Bitcoin miner's least favorite rapper?
A: 2 Chainz
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