Bitcoin Forum
December 04, 2016, 08:27:01 PM *
News: Latest stable version of Bitcoin Core: 0.13.1  [Torrent].
 
   Home   Help Search Donate Login Register  
Pages: « 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 [8] 9 10 11 12 13 14 »  All
  Print  
Author Topic: Bitcoin Jokes  (Read 27746 times)
melon
Full Member
***
Offline Offline

Activity: 134



View Profile
June 29, 2013, 11:44:11 PM
 #141

how do you address satoshi when he answers his t mobile phone?
HELLO naka MOTO

Once was a man his name was Jed..had a lot of hair but it wasn't on his head !
1480883221
Hero Member
*
Offline Offline

Posts: 1480883221

View Profile Personal Message (Offline)

Ignore
1480883221
Reply with quote  #2

1480883221
Report to moderator
1480883221
Hero Member
*
Offline Offline

Posts: 1480883221

View Profile Personal Message (Offline)

Ignore
1480883221
Reply with quote  #2

1480883221
Report to moderator
1480883221
Hero Member
*
Offline Offline

Posts: 1480883221

View Profile Personal Message (Offline)

Ignore
1480883221
Reply with quote  #2

1480883221
Report to moderator
Advertised sites are not endorsed by the Bitcoin Forum. They may be unsafe, untrustworthy, or illegal in your jurisdiction. Advertise here.
Alicia90
Member
**
Offline Offline

Activity: 62



View Profile
June 30, 2013, 02:31:46 AM
 #142

Started from the bottom

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pID03RrmKow

<3 BTC
bitrebel
Sr. Member
****
Offline Offline

Activity: 364


View Profile
June 30, 2013, 07:20:49 AM
 #143

What is the difference between a bitcoin and a US Dollar?

A Bitcoin is worth 100 US Dollars!!!

lol






Why does Bitrebel have 65+ Ignores?
Because Bitrebel says things that some people do not want YOU to hear.
MarpleTrading
Full Member
***
Offline Offline

Activity: 191


View Profile WWW
June 30, 2013, 09:34:05 AM
 #144

Why do the Germans like BTC so much?

Because of the Merkle-Tree.

An easy to use API for price information from the most import crypto exchanges
https://www.cryptodb.com
herzmeister
Legendary
*
Offline Offline

Activity: 1764



View Profile WWW
June 30, 2013, 11:55:28 AM
 #145

Why do the Germans like BTC so much?

Because of the Merkle-Tree.

nah, that would be a counter-indicator for us

https://localbitcoins.com/?ch=80k | BTC: 1LJvmd1iLi199eY7EVKtNQRW3LqZi8ZmmB
QuestionAuthority
Legendary
*
Offline Offline

Activity: 1442


You lead and I'll watch you walk away.


View Profile
June 30, 2013, 03:49:55 PM
 #146

What was Bruce Wagner's pet name for all of the private keys on Bitcointalk?

MyBitcoin.

QuestionAuthority
Legendary
*
Offline Offline

Activity: 1442


You lead and I'll watch you walk away.


View Profile
June 30, 2013, 04:26:20 PM
 #147

How many Bitcoiners does it take to mine all the coins?

50,000. One to mine the coins and 49,999 to bitch about the early adopter.

QuestionAuthority
Legendary
*
Offline Offline

Activity: 1442


You lead and I'll watch you walk away.


View Profile
June 30, 2013, 04:36:25 PM
 #148

What do physical Bitcoins and sex have in common?

When you unzip your package it's spent right away and you start crying because it didn't last longer.

QuestionAuthority
Legendary
*
Offline Offline

Activity: 1442


You lead and I'll watch you walk away.


View Profile
June 30, 2013, 04:40:27 PM
 #149

What does mining hardware have in common with a turd?

When it first comes you feel good but the longer you have it around the more it starts to stink.

QuestionAuthority
Legendary
*
Offline Offline

Activity: 1442


You lead and I'll watch you walk away.


View Profile
June 30, 2013, 05:32:32 PM
 #150

If the Fed can't save America watts can.

QuestionAuthority
Legendary
*
Offline Offline

Activity: 1442


You lead and I'll watch you walk away.


View Profile
June 30, 2013, 05:41:31 PM
 #151

When it came time to pay for dinner at a restaurant each person at the table offered to pay the waiter.

All of the people at the table offered up a Visa credit card but one - he offered Bitcoins.

They couldn't decide who should pay so they asked the waiter to decide.

The waiter responded, All I know is that guy paying with Bitcoins is excluded because I get off shift in two hours and I can't wait around for 6 confirmations.

QuestionAuthority
Legendary
*
Offline Offline

Activity: 1442


You lead and I'll watch you walk away.


View Profile
June 30, 2013, 06:38:29 PM
 #152

What did the garage tell the talking house when it asked what Bitcoin was?

Ask the foundation.

QuestionAuthority
Legendary
*
Offline Offline

Activity: 1442


You lead and I'll watch you walk away.


View Profile
June 30, 2013, 06:52:17 PM
 #153

Why is getting drunk in a Hells Angels bar like trading Bitcoins?

Because you get high from the experience but eventually you do the wrong thing and end up being fucked.

QuestionAuthority
Legendary
*
Offline Offline

Activity: 1442


You lead and I'll watch you walk away.


View Profile
June 30, 2013, 09:27:38 PM
 #154

Definitions:

A Bitcoin Bull -- A Bitcoin investor watching Clark Moody that mistakes himself for a financial genius.

A Bitcoin Bear -- A midget Bitcoin investor watching Bitcoin Charts that constantly swears he isn't short.

The Bitcoin Wiki -- A playhouse for vandals that entertain themselves by changing outdated info. This occasionally backfires when the vandalized info ends up being more correct than what was there to begin with.

The Bitcoin Foundation (TBF) -- A group of young entrepreneurs hellbent on self destruction.

QuestionAuthority
Legendary
*
Offline Offline

Activity: 1442


You lead and I'll watch you walk away.


View Profile
June 30, 2013, 11:04:20 PM
 #155

Do you know why Bitcoin miners can't cheat on their girlfriend?
 

They don't have one.




Do you know what makes Bitcoin miners cool and trendy?


Invisible pocket protectors.





Why were the police called on the neighborhood Bitcoin miner?


The pot farm down the street complained he was using all the neighborhood electricity.

QuestionAuthority
Legendary
*
Offline Offline

Activity: 1442


You lead and I'll watch you walk away.


View Profile
June 30, 2013, 11:17:24 PM
 #156

Why did the Bitcoin miner swear he was a marine?


Because it takes hardcore bravery to give BFL all your Bitcoins.

QuestionAuthority
Legendary
*
Offline Offline

Activity: 1442


You lead and I'll watch you walk away.


View Profile
June 30, 2013, 11:23:37 PM
 #157

Why did the Bitcoin miner cross the road?


To tap into his neighbors electricity.

QuestionAuthority
Legendary
*
Offline Offline

Activity: 1442


You lead and I'll watch you walk away.


View Profile
June 30, 2013, 11:35:22 PM
 #158

What's the difference between a Bitcoin miner and a pot head?


A pot head tries to mine Bitcoins to buy pot but is so high he forgets to mine.
A miner gets high on mining Bitcoins, starts hoarding and forgets to buy pot.

QuestionAuthority
Legendary
*
Offline Offline

Activity: 1442


You lead and I'll watch you walk away.


View Profile
June 30, 2013, 11:42:56 PM
 #159

Why do Bitcoin raffles attract so much attention?



Because 12 year olds aren't allowed to mine on their dads computer.

BigPimpinSpendinCoins
Newbie
*
Offline Offline

Activity: 13


View Profile
July 01, 2013, 12:18:42 AM
 #160

/thread

Q: Who is a Bitcoin miner's least favorite rapper?
A: 2 Chainz

All I want for my birthday is a big bitcoin hoe!
Pages: « 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 [8] 9 10 11 12 13 14 »  All
  Print  
 
Jump to:  

Sponsored by , a Bitcoin-accepting VPN.
Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.19 | SMF © 2006-2009, Simple Machines Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!