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June 22, 2011, 08:03:01 AM
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  • You’ve wondered about what would be on the ‘Tails’ side of a bitcoin.



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June 22, 2011, 08:06:16 AM
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ONE can NOT roll A bitcoin, BUT you CAN always ROLL it BACK!!

You can not roll a BitCoin, but you can rollback some. Cheesy
Roll me back: 1NxMkvbYn8o7kKCWPsnWR4FDvH7L9TJqGG
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June 22, 2011, 08:11:27 AM
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What did the GPU say to the Miner?

Get back to work, bitch!

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June 22, 2011, 08:21:50 AM
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Guy walks into a bank and asks the teller if he can withdraw his money in bitcoins.
Tells asks him "what are bitcoins?"
Guy responds "And you call yourself a bank?" and walks out.


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June 22, 2011, 08:23:36 AM
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I'll bet you 10 bitcoins, that if you give me 100 bitcoins, I'll give you back 1000 bitcoins.




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June 22, 2011, 08:25:17 AM
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My bitcoins worth more than your's.  Cool

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June 22, 2011, 08:27:46 AM
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Wanted: Bitcoins minted before 2011 - Will Pay top dollar! Uncirculated only!

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June 22, 2011, 08:30:57 AM
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My bitcoins so fat, it takes over 9000KB to send.  Grin

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June 22, 2011, 08:36:26 AM
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June 22, 2011, 08:39:27 AM
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Just got my new Mining Rig set up.

I'm getting 44mhs

How long till I get my first block?

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June 22, 2011, 08:40:53 AM
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 Cheesy Cheesy That pic deserves tips, surely Cheesy Cheesy

That reminds me, I haven't checked out witcoin in a while...

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June 22, 2011, 08:43:03 AM
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Breaking News: Bitcoin's Developer Satoshi set to introduce Quantitative easing and Austerity measures for the booming bitcoin market.

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June 22, 2011, 08:55:44 AM
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Damn, Bitcoin is dead, chuck norris got a calculator :/
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June 22, 2011, 08:57:55 AM
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I don't use my login or password on any other sites!

hahaha,, wait.. that isn't funny. Sad
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June 22, 2011, 09:00:33 AM
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To whom it may concern:

Please make your bitcoin jokes funnier next time, so I know they're jokes.

How do you know when someone tells a bitcoin joke? NO ONE LAUGHS!
Hahahah... heh..  oh. Nevermind.
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June 22, 2011, 09:02:44 AM
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To whom it may concern:

Please make your bitcoin jokes funnier next time, so I know they're jokes.

How do you know when someone tells a bitcoin joke? NO ONE LAUGHS!
Hahahah... heh..  oh. Nevermind.
Now that was funny!  Cheesy

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June 22, 2011, 09:27:24 AM
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What did the dollar tell the bitcoin?

Take over the world, son? Why, you can't even get into a stripper's pants!
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June 22, 2011, 09:33:11 AM
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Geek Chick: I don't date miners any more.

Nerd Chick: Why not?

Geek Chick: All they want to do is see my bits!

Nerd Chick: I once flashed by bits and crashed gox

Geek Chick: (does a Betty Rubble laugh)

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

ALL YOUR BITS ARE BELONG TO GOX

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

What did one exchange say to potential members?

Don't be a Gox sucker.

My Litecoin address: Lf9WKM61AhmXchG2Ph2cftHKSQhxHutcdk
My Bitcoin address: 1Hwem4GSQWPCtBTKcSpXg2jYwxF6PtTjZx
--> Have you tried Triplemining.com? <--
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June 22, 2011, 09:44:15 AM
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hahaha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1oizRS531Q&NR=1

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June 22, 2011, 10:01:53 AM
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Bitcoin joke is funny only if at least more than 50% laugh to it.

All good Bitcoin jokes were told last year. Now its really tough to find a new one.




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