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February 02, 2015, 10:25:16 AM
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Jack and jill went up a hill, both with half a bitcoin.

Jill came down with 1 bitcoin, that fucking whore.

Jack and Jill fought up the hill, each with half a bitcoin.
Jill came down with 1 BTC, now known as the Battle of the Boyne.

There once was a blonde lady who lived in a shoe.
She had so many bitcoins, for she knew what to do.

Ol' Sam Cole was a merry old soul
And a merry ol' soul was he;
He called for his pipe, and he called for his bowl
And he called for his fiddlers three.
Every fiddler he had a fiddle,
And a very fine fiddle had he;
Oh there's none so rare, as can compare
With Sam Cole and his fiddlers three.

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February 02, 2015, 04:07:19 PM
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Uh, those jokes were not funny. Are you from Albania or something?

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February 02, 2015, 07:24:42 PM
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Uh, those jokes were not funny. Are you from Albania or something?

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Counting her bitcoins one day;
Along came a scammer,
Sold her pre-order miners
Taking her bitcoins away

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February 02, 2015, 07:40:18 PM
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What starts with an N and rhymes with Bitcoin? Namecoin

What do you get when you cross a CPU, power supply, and GPU? A mining machine

What's the most Bitcoins anyone could ever create? 21 million.


Those are my best. I hope they were funny. Does anyone else have any good ones?  Grin

What the Shocked With all my respect to your sense of humor but those are definitly not jokes but they are Facts as I can see
I can't laugh because I can't do better then that hahaha . but I will give it a shot .

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Okey I took this one from reddit to be honest



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February 02, 2015, 07:40:37 PM
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Nice shoes.  Wanna Fork!



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These memes as well are pretty funny:






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February 02, 2015, 07:46:39 PM
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Bitcoin will be $1000 by the end of the year!

I heard this joke in July of 2014, hahaha, still cracks me up.

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February 02, 2015, 07:56:54 PM
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February 02, 2015, 08:21:35 PM
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Bitcoin will be $1000 by the end of the year!

I heard this joke in July of 2014, hahaha, still cracks me up.

They were saying it in July of 2013, too.

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February 02, 2015, 08:22:17 PM
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and everything that has to do with puking rainbows and laughing into the toilet


this one was nice too:





another good one:

"A Gavincoin and an MPCoin meet in a bar. Says Gavincoin to MPcoin: 'fork you!' Says Mpcoin to Gavincoin: 'No, fork you!' "
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February 02, 2015, 08:30:31 PM
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What starts with an N and rhymes with Bitcoin? Namecoin

What do you get when you cross a CPU, power supply, and GPU? A mining machine

What's the most Bitcoins anyone could ever create? 21 million.


Those are my best. I hope they were funny. Does anyone else have any good ones?  Grin
I still cannot get that if they were jokes or just mere facts.

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February 02, 2015, 08:31:31 PM
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What starts with an N and rhymes with Bitcoin? Namecoin

What do you get when you cross a CPU, power supply, and GPU? A mining machine

What's the most Bitcoins anyone could ever create? 21 million.


Those are my best. I hope they were funny. Does anyone else have any good ones?  Grin
I still cannot get that if they were jokes or just mere facts.

jokes about bitcoin aren't funny  Angry

why should they be?
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February 02, 2015, 08:37:59 PM
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What starts with an N and rhymes with Bitcoin? Namecoin

What do you get when you cross a CPU, power supply, and GPU? A mining machine

What's the most Bitcoins anyone could ever create? 21 million.


Those are my best. I hope they were funny. Does anyone else have any good ones?  Grin
I still cannot get that if they were jokes or just mere facts.

jokes about bitcoin aren't funny  Angry

why should they be?
I expect them to be funny because you said that they are "jokes". Just say that they are facts if they arnt funny. I came to this thread thinking that the OP would have got some awesome joke. But what I get is that there are only 21million bitcoins that can be ever created! Am I supposed to laugh at this?

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February 02, 2015, 08:46:50 PM
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Uh, those jokes were not funny. Are you from Albania or something?


what the relation between albania and bad jokes?
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February 02, 2015, 09:05:49 PM
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I expect them to be funny because you said that they are "jokes". Just say that they are facts if they arnt funny. I came to this thread thinking that the OP would have got some awesome joke. But what I get is that there are only 21million bitcoins that can be ever created! Am I supposed to laugh at this?

Bitcoin itself is the joke. Not everyone has to get it.
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February 02, 2015, 09:08:29 PM
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what the best joke its a price bitcoin
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February 02, 2015, 11:24:08 PM
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John and Mary went to a bar. They had some drinks, a few laughs, and finally were ready to leave. John pulls out his wallet, but then Mary says, "No I'll pay."


LOL!  Some of the best jokes are the most absurd.  It's funny because it's the opposite of real life, where women spend men's money and don't offer to pay.

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February 03, 2015, 06:23:41 AM
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Uh, those jokes were not funny. Are you from Albania or something?


what the relation between albania and bad jokes?

lol..I dont think there is a relation..that was just random stuff.
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February 03, 2015, 09:11:58 AM
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A Bitcoiner jumps into a cab...

Cabbie: Where to, bud?
Bitcoiner: Just take me for a ride.

A Shitcoiner jumps into a cab...

Cabbie: Where to, bud?
Shircoiner: What makes you think I'm goin' anywhere?

A Dogecoinger jumps into a cab...

Cabbie: Where to, bud?
Dogecoiner: Very far. Much fast. Wow.
Cabbie: Wow, as in Bow?
Dogecoiner: So clever.

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February 03, 2015, 01:57:08 PM
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A frustrated miner walks past a bar.

HAHAHA
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February 03, 2015, 02:01:21 PM
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How did the bitcoiner get on the sex offenders registry?

He touched a miner.
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