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June 18, 2011, 06:33:54 AM
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Q: What do you do when someone steals your Bitcoins?

A: Bitch on the Internet about it until every newspaper is talking about you, and obfuscate the details enough to make people think you're lying, and then have lengthy debates about the truth.
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June 18, 2011, 07:13:51 AM
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Any good alice & bob jokes?


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June 18, 2011, 08:49:09 AM
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This isn't working, someone make some philosoraptor bitcoin sayings, or create a bitcoin themed hitler parody video

Someone already did the Hitlet bitcoin bit

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June 18, 2011, 09:07:17 AM
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No funny joke yet.


PS: My girlfriend actually likes bitcoin, but her father was upset that I introduced her to it. Fortunately her father is a mathematician, so it took me only three lines of email to get him totally fascinated about bitcoin.

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June 18, 2011, 09:08:07 AM
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Any good alice & bob jokes?



Bruce Schneier knows their shared secret.

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June 18, 2011, 09:17:10 AM
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Why can deflationary currencies never get dates?

Because they won't go down on you.

Bu dum chi.

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June 18, 2011, 09:26:00 AM
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No funny joke yet.


PS: My girlfriend actually likes bitcoin, but her father was upset that I introduced her to it. Fortunately her father is a mathematician, so it took me only three lines of email to get him totally fascinated about bitcoin.

The 3 lines:

I'm a huge pervert and love doing crazy things with women.

I've seen your daughter naked and I like it.

Bitcoin is a new crypto-currency that is starting to take up so much of my time and thoughts that if it really takes off then I'll have no time to focus on anything else.

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June 18, 2011, 09:33:42 AM
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What did the banker say when he heard the news about bitcoin?

Can anyone point me to the nearest bridge?  Grin


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June 18, 2011, 09:35:45 AM
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How many Bankers does it take to mine a bitcoin?

None, thank God!

 Cool

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June 18, 2011, 09:41:36 AM
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what did the whore say to the banker?

no bitcoins, no service!   Grin  Tongue



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June 18, 2011, 09:43:28 AM
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A bitcoin walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The bitcoin sighs and replies, "I lost my key." The bartender say, "maybe someone will find it."

Trillions of years later, no one has.

I trade bitcoin options at https://bitoption.org/ ... Join me.
I play poker at https://betco.in/ ... Join me.
Support the bitcoin economy, what do you do?
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June 18, 2011, 09:43:50 AM
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How long before bitcoins become worth more than the US dollar?

They already have!!!

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June 18, 2011, 09:48:16 AM
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What's the difference between a bitcoin and a buck?

People want bitcoins!

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June 18, 2011, 10:55:54 AM
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A frustrated miner walks past a bar.

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June 18, 2011, 11:09:41 AM
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What's funnier than a dead baby?

A dead baby in a Bitcoin costume.

Note sure what this says about me, but this one made me laugh

Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex and more violent. It takes a touch of genius and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction.
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June 18, 2011, 11:13:48 AM
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allinvain walks into a bar, and hooks up with a gorgeous blonde.
Next morning: "Hey, WHERE'S MY WALLET.DAT ??!!!!"


You have my permission to turn this into an Oscar nominated movie script. It has drama, love, betrayal, historical references and jews.
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June 18, 2011, 02:07:06 PM
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A man walks in to a bank and asks if he can convert his dollars to bitcoin.

His account is frozen and he is reported as a possible terrorist to the FBI.
I lol'd.
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June 18, 2011, 02:19:48 PM
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allinvain walks into a bar, and hooks up with a gorgeous blonde.
Next morning: "Hey, WHERE'S MY WALLET.DAT ??!!!!"


LOOOOOOOOOL  Grin Grin Grin

Poor Allinvain, sorry...
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June 18, 2011, 02:23:55 PM
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To whom it may concern:

Please make your bitcoin jokes funnier next time, so I know they're jokes.

Sincerely,

Shfinks

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June 18, 2011, 02:28:16 PM
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Begun, the meme wars have.
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