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July 01, 2013, 12:21:17 AM
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Why did the last CIA raid on Al-Qaeda fail?


They couldn't get their money out of MtGox fast enough to buy guns.

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July 01, 2013, 12:30:23 AM
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Why did the Mars Rover overheat?


A hacker turned it into a zombie to mine Bitcoins.

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July 01, 2013, 12:47:58 AM
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Why did the Winklevoss twins get into Bitcoin?



Because Charlie convinced them that hanging out with a bunch of real coders would make them look like they know what a computer is.

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July 01, 2013, 01:06:06 AM
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What's the correct professional salutation when writing a letter to the head of a Bitcoin stock market?


Goodby Scammer.

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July 01, 2013, 01:26:54 AM
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How can you tell when your wife is lying to you on the phone to get you to come home from the bar?


Honey a package just arrived for you from Butterfly Labs.






How can Bitcoin cause a heart attack?


You get home and there actually IS a package from Butterfly Labs.







Can Bitcoin cause suicide?


You open the box and there's only a letter telling you - just two more weeks.

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July 01, 2013, 02:02:48 AM
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I was talking to a friend about his SatoshiDice habit while looking at his huge mining setup. He was complaining  that he lost all his Bitcoins gambling. I asked him how he could be stupid enough to gamble that much yet smart enough to set up this amazing cooling/mining system. He replied, you built that for me last year. Don't you remember?

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July 01, 2013, 02:12:01 AM
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I thought I was gambling too much at Seals with Clubs. To stop myself I bought 5 Bitcoins worth of Casascius coins and hid them in the house. My dog found them and tore them up. I lost the money anyway.  Undecided

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July 01, 2013, 02:55:31 AM
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Q. When will question authority say something funny?

A. When someone with a sense of humor hacks his account.


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Because Bitrebel says things that some people do not want YOU to hear.
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July 01, 2013, 02:57:52 AM
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Q. When will question authority say something funny?

A. When someone with a sense of humor hacks his account.



lol - now that is good!

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July 01, 2013, 03:24:05 AM
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okay, okay....I've got one!

Q. What is the most expensive thing ever bought with bitcoins?

A. A couple Pizzas

 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

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July 01, 2013, 03:29:21 AM
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No, I got a great one.


Those guys are the subject of this film, huh?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8bG5NxQ66g
Bunch of racist, hate mongering zionist fascist piglets.
Fuck the ADL, and Fuck you if you support them and their bullshit.



Bitrebel you crack me up all the time. At least you're always true to your name. LOL

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July 01, 2013, 07:52:14 AM
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My grandma said she'd really like to visit the silk road one day.

So i took her there, and now she's in the kitchen shooing away the dragons with a glowstick.
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July 01, 2013, 07:59:32 AM
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It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!


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July 01, 2013, 05:57:47 PM
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How did the alt. coins cross the street?


They didn't, they got hit by a mack truck and died instantly.

It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!
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July 01, 2013, 08:23:43 PM
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A man walks in to a bank and asks if he can convert his dollars to bitcoin.

His account is frozen and he is reported as a possible terrorist to the FBI.




i just bust out laughing at work

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July 01, 2013, 08:48:20 PM
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What's a Bitcointalk moderators logical instinct tell him to do when something bad happens at the forum?




Ban Matthew N. Wright then find out what's going on.

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September 27, 2013, 02:47:11 PM
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What do you say to a women after a date?
"wanna come up and see my Avalon miner?"

Another pick-up line
"your place or mine?"

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October 13, 2013, 07:21:42 PM
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http://imgur.com/OoSyuKB
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October 14, 2013, 03:30:30 AM
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Sorry, but those weren't funny.  Embarrassed

Lol they were all antijokes.

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October 14, 2013, 04:44:09 AM
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So Secp256k1 walks into a bar and the bartender asks "can I have your order" and the curve group replies "115792089237316195423570985008687907852837564279074904382605163141518161494337"

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