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January 04, 2013, 11:26:35 PM
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Sorry but those were truly the worst jokes i've ever witnessed...

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March 11, 2013, 07:34:41 PM
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"On the blockchain, still nobody knows you're a dog."

(maybe only funny for elderly people like me who have been around in the early days of the internet: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_the_Internet,_nobody_knows_you're_a_dog).

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March 11, 2013, 08:04:42 PM
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Person 1: Knock Knock

Person 2: Who's there?

Person 1: GP

Person 2: GP who?

Person 1: No, I'm waiting for my ASIC.

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March 12, 2013, 02:49:22 AM
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A man walks in to a bank and asks if he can convert his dollars to bitcoin.

His account is frozen and he is reported as a possible terrorist to the FBI.



now this is good
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March 13, 2013, 01:32:50 AM
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This joke will become fun in 3 confirmations.
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March 13, 2013, 01:34:09 AM
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Knock knock

Who's there

Punchline is in different fork!

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March 13, 2013, 01:42:19 AM
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A Litecoin enters a bar, and seats at the counter beside a Bitcoin.

Litecoin: Hey!
Litecoin: Let me introduce myself, I'm Litecoin.
Litecoin: Nice ambiance here, huh?
Litecoin: And so how shall I address you?
Litecoin: ...
Litecoin: You're note the talkative type, are you Wink
Litecoin: Alright.. then.. I'll be over there chatting with this I0Coin chick with big pre-mines...
(Litecoin leaves)
(10 minutes later)
Bitcoin (alone): Hi! Nice to meet you! Yeah, this bar rocks. My name is Bitcoin. What do you mean? Can I offer you a drink? Eh, where are you going?
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March 13, 2013, 01:50:54 AM
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So it's the story of a Bitcoin, a Litecoin, a Namecoin and a Solidcoin who are on a boat, and the boat is sinking.
Wait, where is the Solidcoin?
What? It's undergoing maintenance?
Oh well...
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March 13, 2013, 02:14:37 AM
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March 13, 2013, 06:16:03 PM
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Change it to "Forking Bitcoins, how do they work?"

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March 13, 2013, 07:06:51 PM
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Knock knock

Who's there

Punchline is in different fork!

I lol'd

A Litecoin enters a bar, and seats at the counter beside a Bitcoin.

Litecoin: Hey!
Litecoin: Let me introduce myself, I'm Litecoin.
Everyone: Yes, we know. Nobody cares

FTFY

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June 28, 2013, 10:46:20 PM
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Chuck Norris has more keys than the Bitcoin blockchain.

Following the crypto revolution since 2011.
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June 28, 2013, 11:11:46 PM
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Anyone who buys a Block Erupter  does not sell it on Ebay but instead tries to mine with it.

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June 28, 2013, 11:50:58 PM
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Person 1: Knock Knock

Person 2: Who's there?

Person 1: GP

Person 2: GP who?

Person 1: No, I'm waiting for my ASIC.

/thread

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A: 2 Chainz

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June 29, 2013, 12:07:47 PM
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bitcoin will never have good jokes, it takes 10 minutes to get the punchline

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June 29, 2013, 03:18:39 PM
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bitcoin will never have good jokes, it takes 10 minutes to get the punchline

ROFLMMFAO!!!

This one is perfect! It incorporates delayed wit and a triple entendre, hence needing the time to appreciate the joke to its fullest.
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June 29, 2013, 03:27:15 PM
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Chuck Norris has a Brain Miner.
No block dares to hash to 1 he thinks of.
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June 29, 2013, 03:34:04 PM
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bitcoin will never have good jokes, it takes 10 minutes to get the punchline

Lol, I had a little smile on that one. It's the best one so far in my opinion.
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June 29, 2013, 05:05:47 PM
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How to get instant BTC transactions without having to wait;

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June 29, 2013, 11:24:43 PM
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why doesn't chuck Norris own bitcoin?
bcz even w a katana he cant hack it

what do you get when you cross Idaho potatoes w a btc mining rig?
American hash fries

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