furrycoat
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January 04, 2013, 11:26:35 PM |
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Sorry but those were truly the worst jokes i've ever witnessed...
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The grue lurks in the darkest places of the earth. Its favorite diet is adventurers, but its insatiable appetite is tempered by its fear of light. No grue has ever been seen by the light of day, and few have survived its fearsome jaws to tell the tale.
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Elwar
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Viva Ut Vivas
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March 11, 2013, 08:04:42 PM |
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Person 1: Knock Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: GP
Person 2: GP who?
Person 1: No, I'm waiting for my ASIC.
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First seastead company actually selling sea homes: Ocean Builders https://ocean.builders Of course we accept bitcoin. |
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tkbx
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March 12, 2013, 02:49:22 AM |
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A man walks in to a bank and asks if he can convert his dollars to bitcoin.
His account is frozen and he is reported as a possible terrorist to the FBI.
now this is good |
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freequant
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March 13, 2013, 01:32:50 AM |
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This joke will become fun in 3 confirmations.
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Ekaros
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March 13, 2013, 01:34:09 AM |
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Knock knock
Who's there
Punchline is in different fork!
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freequant
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March 13, 2013, 01:42:19 AM |
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A Litecoin enters a bar, and seats at the counter beside a Bitcoin. Litecoin: Hey! Litecoin: Let me introduce myself, I'm Litecoin. Litecoin: Nice ambiance here, huh? Litecoin: And so how shall I address you? Litecoin: ... Litecoin: You're note the talkative type, are you  Litecoin: Alright.. then.. I'll be over there chatting with this I0Coin chick with big pre-mines... (Litecoin leaves) (10 minutes later) Bitcoin (alone): Hi! Nice to meet you! Yeah, this bar rocks. My name is Bitcoin. What do you mean? Can I offer you a drink? Eh, where are you going? |
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freequant
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March 13, 2013, 01:50:54 AM |
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So it's the story of a Bitcoin, a Litecoin, a Namecoin and a Solidcoin who are on a boat, and the boat is sinking.
Wait, where is the Solidcoin?
What? It's undergoing maintenance?
Oh well...
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Richy_T
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March 13, 2013, 06:16:03 PM |
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Change it to "Forking Bitcoins, how do they work?" |
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mccorvic
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March 13, 2013, 07:06:51 PM |
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Knock knock
Who's there
Punchline is in different fork!
I lol'd A Litecoin enters a bar, and seats at the counter beside a Bitcoin.
Litecoin: Hey!
Litecoin: Let me introduce myself, I'm Litecoin.
Everyone: Yes, we know. Nobody cares
FTFY |
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dego
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June 28, 2013, 10:46:20 PM |
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Chuck Norris has more keys than the Bitcoin blockchain.
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razorfishsl
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June 28, 2013, 11:11:46 PM |
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Anyone who buys a Block Erupter does not sell it on Ebay but instead tries to mine with it.
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threeip
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June 28, 2013, 11:50:58 PM |
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Person 1: Knock Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: GP
Person 2: GP who?
Person 1: No, I'm waiting for my ASIC.
/thread Q: Who is a Bitcoin miner's least favorite rapper? A: 2 Chainz |
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franky1
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June 29, 2013, 12:07:47 PM |
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bitcoin will never have good jokes, it takes 10 minutes to get the punchline
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I DO NOT TRADE OR ACT AS ESCROW ON THIS FORUM EVER.
Please do your own research & respect what is written here as both opinion & information gleaned from experience. many people replying with insults but no on-topic content substance, automatically are 'facepalmed' and yawned at
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Phinnaeus Gage
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Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
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June 29, 2013, 03:18:39 PM |
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bitcoin will never have good jokes, it takes 10 minutes to get the punchline
ROFLMMFAO!!! This one is perfect! It incorporates delayed wit and a triple entendre, hence needing the time to appreciate the joke to its fullest. |
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grau
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June 29, 2013, 03:27:15 PM |
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Chuck Norris has a Brain Miner.
No block dares to hash to 1 he thinks of.
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Welsh
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June 29, 2013, 03:34:04 PM |
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bitcoin will never have good jokes, it takes 10 minutes to get the punchline
Lol, I had a little smile on that one. It's the best one so far in my opinion. |
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melon
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June 29, 2013, 11:24:43 PM |
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why doesn't chuck Norris own bitcoin?
bcz even w a katana he cant hack it
what do you get when you cross Idaho potatoes w a btc mining rig?
American hash fries
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Once was a man his name was Jed..had a lot of hair but it wasn't on his head !
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