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June 22, 2011, 10:04:35 AM
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In Russia, the bitcoin joke's on you.

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Donate to the BitKitty Foundation instead! -> 1Fd4yLneGmxRHnPi6WCMC2hAMzaWvDePF9 <-
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June 22, 2011, 10:12:38 AM
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In Russia, the bitcoin joke's on you.

In America, the Ruble was a joke.

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Because Bitrebel says things that some people do not want YOU to hear.
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June 22, 2011, 11:21:46 AM
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Hilarious  Cheesy

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June 22, 2011, 12:01:30 PM
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What's the difference between bitcoins and rape?

You can tell a funny rape joke.

Bitcoin combines money, the wrongest thing in the world, with software, the easiest thing in the world to get wrong.
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June 22, 2011, 12:46:40 PM
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Hey! Don't forget comics I published at Bitcoin Weekly.

http://www.bitcoinweekly.com/comics/bitcoin-mascots

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June 22, 2011, 01:55:49 PM
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ONE can NOT roll A bitcoin, BUT you CAN always ROLL it BACK!!

yeah you cant tell bitvoin jokes until something horrible or embarassing happens.

d.james is on the right track here lol.
the rest just makes me sad =(

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June 22, 2011, 02:12:15 PM
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June 22, 2011, 02:15:39 PM
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Begun, the meme wars have.

heres the original




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June 22, 2011, 02:26:58 PM
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Bitrebel: two very funny jokes:

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What did the banker say when he heard the news about bitcoin?

Can anyone point me to the nearest bridge?  Grin


How many Bankers does it take to mine a bitcoin?

None, thank God!

Also Nosfera; very funny:

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What did the dollar tell the bitcoin?

Take over the world, son? Why, you can't even get into a stripper's pants!

How can you tell when a politician is lying? His lips are moving. A little girl asked her father, 'do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"? The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.' How come political leaders don't have all the answers until they write their memoirs?
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June 22, 2011, 03:24:32 PM
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I've found this at mtgox support forum:
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June 22, 2011, 04:33:36 PM
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How did the miner lose his bitcoins?
He was too busy with the dollars he saw!
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June 22, 2011, 04:37:32 PM
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Hey Imperi,

Is your bitcoin donation address meant to be a joke?

1FSDIJFKJFDSKJFDSFDSLKJFDSLKJFDSLKJDSLKFDSLKJFDSKJFDSKJFDS

Looks like someones been playing piano on their keyboard.

Yes, it's a joke. However, if you say it backwards into a microphone and run a Fourier analysis, the most significant digits of the frequencies form my real address...

So let me get this straight then. you bothered to put a signature in there, and give it an address which you could be collecting bitcoin donations to, but instead, you don't have a bitcoin account and you are on this forum with a thread about jokes about bitcoins......

Maybe we need to start a thread for "outed" bitcoin flamers.



I have Bitcoins... I just like my signature more.

lol i like your sig too.  i don't even want a donate link in my sig... if someone wants to thank me for a post they can thank me. 

if I did something big enough to warrant donations (like release some uber miner that didn't actually steal wallets) then i'd solicit donations directly in that post
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June 22, 2011, 04:44:51 PM
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How did the bitcoin cross the road?

Carefully, as it was made of silk.

p.s. I wonder if these guys are now doing more business because of bitcoin: http://silkroad.com/

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June 22, 2011, 05:02:21 PM
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Bruce Wagner asked Magical Tux what he thought about the Flash Crash. Magical Tux replied that it was his favorite punk rock group.

The US Military has invented a new weapon which destroys people but leaves buildings standing. It's called MtGox.

Magical Tux had a horseshoe logo on his website. Asked what it was for, he said that it was a good luck charm which kept the site secure. When asked if he believed that superstitious nonsense, Magical Tux replied “Of course not! But I’ve been told that it works whether you believe in it or not.”


^^^^ ^^^^
Ahahaha!

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June 22, 2011, 06:06:08 PM
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Original credits to the dude who created haxor economist......we really should get him on here.
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June 22, 2011, 06:37:50 PM
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http://i53.tinypic.com/34ep1yb.jpg
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June 22, 2011, 06:53:30 PM
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Not only is the Bitcoin client multi-platform but Bitcoin itself tries to adhere to the philosophies and expectations of several platforms:

Linux: Created by enthusiastic amateurs.
Mac: A futuristic idea with traction.
Windows: Crashes frequently.
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June 22, 2011, 06:55:39 PM
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Not only is the Bitcoin client multi-platform but Bitcoin itself tries to adhere to the philosophies and expectations of several platforms:

Linux: Created by enthusiastic amateurs.
Mac: A futuristic idea with traction.
Windows: Crashes frequently.


I like this one. hehe  Wink

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June 22, 2011, 06:55:48 PM
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June 22, 2011, 07:12:07 PM
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