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October 14, 2013, 01:55:52 PM
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One evening the bitcoin blockchain came to a halt, it turns out Chuck Norris had mined all the remaining bitcoins, and the difficulty was larger than Graham's number.

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October 14, 2013, 01:59:44 PM
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One evening the bitcoin blockchain came to a halt, it turns out Chuck Norris had mined all the remaining bitcoins, and the difficulty was larger than Graham's number.

Chuck Norris started mining bitcoin, he left it with target of 0.

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October 14, 2013, 02:08:16 PM
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Why did the Bitcoin miner cross the road?


To tap into his neighbors electricity.
This is a good one! Lol  Cheesy
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Hamster ate my bitcoin


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October 14, 2013, 05:04:48 PM
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Q: Why is there no gold at the end of the rainbow?
A: The Leprechaun took it and traded it for bitcoins!

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Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending


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October 14, 2013, 05:07:50 PM
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So Secp256k1 walks into a bar and the bartender asks "can I have your order" and the curve group replies "115792089237316195423570985008687907852837564279074904382605163141518161494337"

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Whereupon the bartender replies, "We're all out of  115792089237316195423570985008687907852837564279074904382605163141518161494337, but can I interest you fine lads with Optimus Prime? I use only the finest raspberry vodka.?
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October 14, 2013, 05:10:21 PM
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Q: Why is there no gold at the end of the rainbow?
A: The Leprechaun took it and traded it for bitcoins!

I've personally seen their wallet:

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October 30, 2013, 02:28:23 PM
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I asked my banker what he thinks about bitcoin:

"Bitcoin should be banned", he replied as he sniffed up a line of coke with a hundred dollar bill in his nostril, "'because people use bitcoin to buy drugs".

Sincerely I am, Johnny BitcoinSeed .com
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VIS ET LIBERTAS


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October 31, 2013, 10:08:04 AM
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"Es ist kein Zeichen geistiger Gesundheit, gut angepasst an eine kranke Gesellschaft zu sein."
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bits of proof


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December 31, 2013, 02:54:07 PM
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December 31, 2013, 03:59:31 PM
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A bitcoin walks into a bar..

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December 31, 2013, 04:01:54 PM
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A frustrated miner walks past a bar.

I loled
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December 31, 2013, 07:20:20 PM
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vertex output parameter not completely initialized


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December 31, 2013, 07:28:35 PM
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It's real.
Protect your wallet.

Protect your cat  Grin

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Cryptocurrency is my new obsession


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February 28, 2014, 07:39:57 PM
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From: https://explosm.net/comics/3479/

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July 31, 2014, 11:47:27 PM
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Chuck Norris mined 22 million Bitcoins with one hand


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August 01, 2014, 09:35:02 AM
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You want to hear a cryptocurrency joke? Just check out Biebercoin...

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August 01, 2014, 09:44:56 AM
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haha I think bitcoin best and funniest: P

and also with a lot of the funniest coin with very strange names strange: D

but the coin is not long term, so a month is dead: D
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August 01, 2014, 09:52:20 AM
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A bitcoin walks into a bar... and walks out as a very drunk Satoshi.
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Focus Bitcoin Trader . Wait and Get it out


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August 01, 2014, 10:02:50 AM
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lol bitcoin its orange .
orange not give happines
but always gives money Cheesy
how my jokes cans makes you laugh right ?

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August 27, 2014, 12:41:33 AM
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I believe in future
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