Bitcoin Forum
April 29, 2017, 01:50:54 AM *
News: Latest stable version of Bitcoin Core: 0.14.1  [Torrent]. (New!)
 
   Home   Help Search Donate Login Register  
Pages: « 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 [15]  All
  Print  
Author Topic: Bitcoin Jokes  (Read 29426 times)
streazight
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Activity: 518


View Profile
December 29, 2016, 08:56:43 PM
 #281

I asked a hooker if she accepted bitcoin. She told me no because it goes up and down more than she does, how many miners does it take to change a light bulb? A million. One miner to change it, and a million miners running in circles to determine who gets to do it.Knock Knock! Who's there? Satoshi Nakamoto. Satoshi nakamoto who? You will never know.


 
         ▄▄█████████▄▄
      ▄█████████████████▄
   ▄████▀            ▀████▄
  █████                █████▄
 ███████████████████████████▄
████▀▀▀▀▀▀▀████████▀▀▀▀▀▀▀███▄
████        ██████        ████
████        ██████        ████
████        ██████        ████
████        ██████        ████
 ████▄      ██████      ▄████
  ▀████     ██████    ▄████▀
    ▀████▄▄▄██████▄▄▄████▀
      ▀▀██████████████▀▀
TIDEX



1493430654
Hero Member
*
Offline Offline

Posts: 1493430654

View Profile Personal Message (Offline)

Ignore
1493430654
Reply with quote  #2

1493430654
Report to moderator
Advertised sites are not endorsed by the Bitcoin Forum. They may be unsafe, untrustworthy, or illegal in your jurisdiction. Advertise here.
1493430654
Hero Member
*
Offline Offline

Posts: 1493430654

View Profile Personal Message (Offline)

Ignore
1493430654
Reply with quote  #2

1493430654
Report to moderator
1493430654
Hero Member
*
Offline Offline

Posts: 1493430654

View Profile Personal Message (Offline)

Ignore
1493430654
Reply with quote  #2

1493430654
Report to moderator
teknohog
Sr. Member
****
Offline Offline

Activity: 428


minor developer


View Profile WWW
March 02, 2017, 11:59:58 PM
 #282

I wanted to quit trading, so I decided to take all my remaining coins home. But for some reason I just couldn't... I was having withdrawal symptoms.

xianbits
Full Member
***
Offline Offline

Activity: 126


View Profile
March 03, 2017, 12:07:44 AM
 #283

Reading the first post was "okay, nice try but wasn't good enough". Then the latest post was "hahahahahaha". Conclusion, it's funnier to me when it's a green joke.

xSkylarx
Sr. Member
****
Offline Offline

Activity: 280



View Profile
March 03, 2017, 12:26:49 AM
 #284

I don't know what to react on this "joke" that OP were saying because it was not funny at all, besides, I am wondering what is this joke all about? I mean it is not helpful at all and just full of nonsense. Maybe it would be better if it would be post on the Off-topic and not on the Bitcoin Discussion because bitcoin is not a joke OP, take it seriously to help someone out there which has not idea about bitcoin by posting a post that makes sense, and not like this one.

     █
    █
   █
  █
 █


 █
  █
   █
    █
     █
Revolution for Users/Partners
▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
Main ICO — 6th of April - 27th of April 2017
     █
    █
   █
  █
 █


 █
  █
   █
    █
     █
          ███
          ███  ▄▄▄▄                                             ▄▄▄▄▄                                 ▄▄▄▄▄
          ███████████▄    ███        ███  ███▄       ▄███    ▄█████████▄    ███▄       ███  ███    ▄█████████▄
          ████▀▀  ▀▀███▄  ███        ███  █████▄   ▄█████   ████▀   ▀████   █████▄     ███  ███   ████▀   ▀████
          ███        ███  ███        ███  ███▀███████▀███  ███▀       ▀███  ███▀███▄   ███  ███  ███▀       ▀███
          ███        ███  ███▄      ▄███  ███  ▀███▀  ███  ███         ███  ███  ▀███▄ ███  ███  ███         ███
          ███        ███   ███▄    ▄███   ███   ███   ███  ███▄       ▄███  ███    ▀██████  ███  ███▄       ▄███
          ███        ███   ▀██████████▀   ███   ███   ███   ████▄   ▄█████  ███      ▀████  ███   ████▄   ▄█████
          ▀▀▀        ▀▀▀      ▀▀▀▀▀▀      ▀▀▀   ▀▀▀   ▀▀▀    ▀█████████▀██  ▀▀▀        ▀▀▀  ▀▀▀    ▀████████████
                                                                ▀▀▀▀▀    ▀                            ▀▀▀▀▀  ███
                                                                                                             ███
Discover the Unbanked

 █
  █
   █
    █
     █
     █
    █
   █
  █
 █
Banking 4.0 at your fingertips
▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
We bring 2 billion unbanked people to Global Economy

 █
  █
   █
    █
     █
     █
    █
   █
  █
 █
Pages: « 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 [15]  All
  Print  
 
Jump to:  

Sponsored by , a Bitcoin-accepting VPN.
Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.19 | SMF © 2006-2009, Simple Machines Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!