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I wanted to quit trading, so I decided to take all my remaining coins home. But for some reason I just couldn't... I was having withdrawal symptoms.
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No Gods or Kings. Only Bitcoin
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xianbits
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March 03, 2017, 12:07:44 AM |
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Reading the first post was "okay, nice try but wasn't good enough". Then the latest post was "hahahahahaha". Conclusion, it's funnier to me when it's a green joke.
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March 03, 2017, 12:26:49 AM |
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I don't know what to react on this "joke" that OP were saying because it was not funny at all, besides, I am wondering what is this joke all about? I mean it is not helpful at all and just full of nonsense. Maybe it would be better if it would be post on the Off-topic and not on the Bitcoin Discussion because bitcoin is not a joke OP, take it seriously to help someone out there which has not idea about bitcoin by posting a post that makes sense, and not like this one.
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December 05, 2017, 03:46:26 PM |
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January 28, 2018, 12:52:58 PM |
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Today everything is simple:
If drunk and happy - then I managed to buy bitcoin
If sober and sad - then tomorrow morning to the office, telling the guys why bitcoin is a pyramid all crumbling lies, the crash of the pyramid falls down late, and then in the toilet quietly cry
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JohnsonX
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January 28, 2018, 01:10:31 PM |
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how many miners does it take to change a light bulb? A million. One miner to change it, and a million miners running in circles to determine who gets to do it.
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January 28, 2018, 01:23:29 PM |
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What starts with an N and rhymes with Bitcoin? Namecoin What do you get when you cross a CPU, power supply, and GPU? A mining machine What's the most Bitcoins anyone could ever create? 21 million. Those are my best. I hope they were funny. Does anyone else have any good ones?  A son talked to his dad and asked for a bitcoin. Son: Hey Dad, can I have a bitcoin? Dad: WHAT?! You're asking me for a bitcoin?! You know much is 1 Bitcoin today?! It's worth $11,748.86! Where do you think am I gonna get $12,286.78?! You think you can barge in on me and ask for $10,254.78?! Ask your mom if she has $13,480.97 Check. Mate. |
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January 28, 2018, 04:42:31 PM |
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Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Satoshi!
Who is Satoshi?
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AmericanBit
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January 28, 2018, 04:45:25 PM |
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A man walks in to a bank and asks if he can convert his dollars to bitcoin.
His account is frozen and he is reported as a possible terrorist to the FBI.
It is not joke it is drama |
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January 28, 2018, 04:52:35 PM |
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SWhen I start reading this topic i had big expectations, the idea of topic is good, jokes are not funny. So, maybe bitcoin is not funny at all?
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January 28, 2018, 04:53:37 PM |
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Why we won't see moon colonies ever? Because moon is already covered with tokens and altcoins.
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January 28, 2018, 04:54:30 PM |
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1btc = useless! 1 btc coverted to USD = FUN!
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January 28, 2018, 04:55:04 PM |
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Why we won't see moon colonies ever? Because moon is already covered with tokens and altcoins.
Ha ha, that’s a good one. |
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January 28, 2018, 05:03:27 PM |
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This is probably the best bitcoin joke out there because it's so true, even though they got the price wrong   1btc = useless! 1 btc coverted to USD = FUN!
You got it all wrong, son. How's that homework coming out? |
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April 22, 2018, 10:14:38 AM |
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I asked my grandmy if she heard about bitcoin, she said "of course, there are hundreds of it in the garage" |
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munareal
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April 22, 2018, 10:46:26 AM |
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I like this bitcoin joke:
Why do bitcoiners want a Lambo?
Because Ferrari is owned by Fiat.
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April 22, 2018, 11:30:47 AM |
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where is the funny part supposedly?  |
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April 22, 2018, 06:56:15 PM |
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I think you should practice some cryptocurrency-related jokes. But it wasn't a bad attempt.
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olegblinov86
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April 22, 2018, 06:59:49 PM |
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Maybe I'm not so bitcoin investor yet to understand jokes on that topic... Or you're not very good with a sense of humor. Sorry if I offended you  |
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