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December 29, 2016, 08:56:43 PM
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I asked a hooker if she accepted bitcoin. She told me no because it goes up and down more than she does, how many miners does it take to change a light bulb? A million. One miner to change it, and a million miners running in circles to determine who gets to do it.Knock Knock! Who's there? Satoshi Nakamoto. Satoshi nakamoto who? You will never know.


 
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March 02, 2017, 11:59:58 PM
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I wanted to quit trading, so I decided to take all my remaining coins home. But for some reason I just couldn't... I was having withdrawal symptoms.

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March 03, 2017, 12:07:44 AM
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Reading the first post was "okay, nice try but wasn't good enough". Then the latest post was "hahahahahaha". Conclusion, it's funnier to me when it's a green joke.

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March 03, 2017, 12:26:49 AM
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I don't know what to react on this "joke" that OP were saying because it was not funny at all, besides, I am wondering what is this joke all about? I mean it is not helpful at all and just full of nonsense. Maybe it would be better if it would be post on the Off-topic and not on the Bitcoin Discussion because bitcoin is not a joke OP, take it seriously to help someone out there which has not idea about bitcoin by posting a post that makes sense, and not like this one.


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