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March 02, 2017, 11:59:58 PM
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I wanted to quit trading, so I decided to take all my remaining coins home. But for some reason I just couldn't... I was having withdrawal symptoms.

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March 03, 2017, 12:07:44 AM
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Reading the first post was "okay, nice try but wasn't good enough". Then the latest post was "hahahahahaha". Conclusion, it's funnier to me when it's a green joke.

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March 03, 2017, 12:26:49 AM
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I don't know what to react on this "joke" that OP were saying because it was not funny at all, besides, I am wondering what is this joke all about? I mean it is not helpful at all and just full of nonsense. Maybe it would be better if it would be post on the Off-topic and not on the Bitcoin Discussion because bitcoin is not a joke OP, take it seriously to help someone out there which has not idea about bitcoin by posting a post that makes sense, and not like this one.

   
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December 05, 2017, 03:46:26 PM
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Found a bitcoin joke website:



http://100xhahaha.com/trading
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January 26, 2018, 08:41:42 AM
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Crypto-based humor webcomic at https://www.rhymeswithfiat.com/

Check it out if you like bitcoin jokes.
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January 28, 2018, 12:52:58 PM
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Today everything is simple:
If drunk and happy - then I managed to buy bitcoin
If sober and sad - then tomorrow morning to the office, telling the guys why bitcoin is a pyramid all crumbling lies, the crash of the pyramid falls down late, and then in the toilet quietly cry
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January 28, 2018, 01:10:31 PM
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how many miners does it take to change a light bulb? A million. One miner to change it, and a million miners running in circles to determine who gets to do it.

I like that. Great explanation of POW mining.

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January 28, 2018, 01:23:29 PM
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What starts with an N and rhymes with Bitcoin? Namecoin

What do you get when you cross a CPU, power supply, and GPU? A mining machine

What's the most Bitcoins anyone could ever create? 21 million.


Those are my best. I hope they were funny. Does anyone else have any good ones?  Grin

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January 28, 2018, 04:42:31 PM
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Knock Knock.

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Satoshi!

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January 28, 2018, 04:45:25 PM
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A man walks in to a bank and asks if he can convert his dollars to bitcoin.

His account is frozen and he is reported as a possible terrorist to the FBI.





It is not joke it is drama  Grin

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January 28, 2018, 04:52:35 PM
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SWhen I start reading this topic i had big expectations, the idea of topic is good, jokes are not funny. So, maybe bitcoin is not funny at all?

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January 28, 2018, 04:53:37 PM
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Why we won't see moon colonies ever? Because moon is already covered with tokens and altcoins.
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January 28, 2018, 04:54:30 PM
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1btc = useless! 1 btc coverted to USD = FUN!

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January 28, 2018, 04:55:04 PM
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Why we won't see moon colonies ever? Because moon is already covered with tokens and altcoins.

Ha ha, that’s a good one.

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January 28, 2018, 05:03:27 PM
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This is probably the best bitcoin joke out there because it's so true, even though they got the price wrong Tongue





1btc = useless! 1 btc coverted to USD = FUN!


You got it all wrong, son. How's that homework coming out?


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April 22, 2018, 10:14:38 AM
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I asked my grandmy if she heard about bitcoin, she said "of course, there are hundreds of it in the garage"
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April 22, 2018, 10:46:26 AM
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I like this bitcoin joke:

Why do bitcoiners want a Lambo?

Because Ferrari is owned by Fiat.

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April 22, 2018, 11:30:47 AM
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where is the funny part supposedly?  Shocked
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April 22, 2018, 06:56:15 PM
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I think you should practice some cryptocurrency-related jokes. But it wasn't a bad attempt.

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April 22, 2018, 06:59:49 PM
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Maybe I'm not so bitcoin investor yet to understand jokes on that topic... Or you're not very good with a sense of humor. Sorry if I offended you Smiley

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