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June 18, 2011, 02:37:36 PM
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June 18, 2011, 02:39:58 PM
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From http://paper.li/bitcoinmedia/1290146007/2011/02/03


https://localbitcoins.com/?ch=80k | BTC: 1LJvmd1iLi199eY7EVKtNQRW3LqZi8ZmmB
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June 18, 2011, 02:46:38 PM
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not directly related to Bitcoin but to the US Dollar:


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June 18, 2011, 02:49:13 PM
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June 18, 2011, 02:51:49 PM
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wife: honey stop checkin ur iPhone.  y don't u make love 2 me?

husband: I am a perv and like to mt. gox.
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Whats common with shuttle columbia and bitcoin?
Well, the shuttle took off like a rocket you had never seen, stayed there for a while and came down in burning pieces. Just like bitcoins.

My bitcoin: 1MCGqbGZNwSqoMSVmdWQbhDn8CepLrMJb6
My Namecoin: N8X8wVAkW5zf25XMF7GiHYtL3dDUEqoTQV
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June 18, 2011, 03:08:28 PM
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Cheesy
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June 18, 2011, 04:03:15 PM
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What's funnier than a dead baby?

A dead baby in a Bitcoin costume.

Any good alice & bob jokes?



Bruce Schneier knows their shared secret.


I lold so hard at these.

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June 18, 2011, 05:49:12 PM
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Bitcoiners' do it without an external stimulus
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June 18, 2011, 05:59:42 PM
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The dollar bill after its valued has been reduced to its equivalent in paper and Bitcoin takes over the world:

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June 18, 2011, 06:14:56 PM
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Who knew!
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June 18, 2011, 06:19:30 PM
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why did the bitcoin leave your wallet?

because, your wife bought your hillbilly ass some alpaca socks.

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June 18, 2011, 10:40:41 PM
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According to Southpark, the reason Bitcoin isn't funny is because it hasn't been 23 years yet.

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June 19, 2011, 12:07:39 AM
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Allinvain wakes up from a nap, half asleep with bed head, goes for his keys and wallet.
"where the hell is my wallet" Just at that moment, outside he hears a revving engine and a car door.
In walks his wife, "HI honey, I needed a few bucks, hope you dont mind..."
Allinvain looks out in the driveway.....new Pink Lambourgini Murcielago.

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June 19, 2011, 12:11:48 AM
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How many bitcoins does it take to eat some food? I don't know because the price usually fluctuates.

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Get excited and do stuff!


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June 19, 2011, 12:36:23 AM
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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and greets them with a smile.
"What can I get you?" asks the bartender.
"Three pints of lager, please."
"Certainly, sir."
The bartender goes to pour the drinks and brief banter is had between the customers.
When it comes time to pay, no cash is produced. Instead the Englishman gets out his laptop.
"Do you take Bitcoins?" he asks.
"We do, in fact. Aren't they great?"
"Yes." answers the Englishman, as he transacts the Bitcoin funds, and drinks are had. Because neither customer nor retailer had to pay taxes, both benefited from the ability to spend their income exactly as they please.

BTC gratefully received;
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June 19, 2011, 09:23:54 PM
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It looks like someone should contact satoshi.


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June 19, 2011, 09:25:45 PM
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It looks like someone should contact satoshi.



HAHAHA, lol.

Oh man, epic.
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June 20, 2011, 11:50:06 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTSWiotKoZA pretty funny

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June 20, 2011, 11:58:27 AM
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Chuck Norris can kick a bitcoin clear over the moon.

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June 22, 2011, 07:57:57 AM
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Allinvain wakes up from a nap, half asleep with bed head, goes for his keys and wallet.
"where the hell is my wallet" Just at that moment, outside he hears a revving engine and a car door.
In walks his wife, "HI honey, I needed a few bucks, hope you dont mind..."
Allinvain looks out in the driveway.....new Pink Lambourgini Murcielago.



That one made my day...



I must say that it's surprising no one has mentioned http://BitcoinAddict.com yet, so here's a handful from there:

  • You didn’t even go to the grocery store this month. Instead you went to bitmunchies.
  • The only pool you’ll be entering this summer is a bitcoin mining pool.
  • So bitcoin price is down 50% ? Sweet. Now you can get twice as many for the same price.
  • You hesitate when asked what your occupation is, because you think they won’t believe you if you say both ‘miner’ AND ‘day trader’
  • You can’t wait to leave a Bitbill in your brother’s stocking come December.
  • Your feet will be hot all summer long because you exclusively wear alpaca socks.
  • Envisioning dining with a fine woman, you’ve practiced saying “Well, I’m a bitcoin miner …” in the mirror.
  • You have a recurring nightmare that somehow your wallet.dat got erased.
  • Your friends and family sense a lifestyle change and think you’ve gotten into drugs … but you’ve gotten into Bitcoin.
  • Leonardo da Vinci. Johannes Gutenberg. Benjamin Franklin. Thomas Edison. Satoshi Nakamoto.
  • You’ve wondered about what would be on the ‘Tails’ side of a bitcoin.

And finally, one last one, courtesy of http://BitcoinAddict.com:
"You brought your mining rig to a LAN party just to piss them off by playing Minesweeper while mining with six graphics cards."


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