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February 03, 2015, 08:52:41 PM
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What does a miningpool say to transactions without fee?

Nothing. It just ignores them.

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February 03, 2015, 08:54:21 PM
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One year later...

Ok here's one.

John and Mary went to a bar. They had some drinks, a few laughs, and finally were ready to leave. Mary pulls out her purse, but then John says, "No I'll pay." So he says to the bartender, "Do you accept Bitcoins?" "What the hell's that?" "It's a crypto-currency that you can mine and it creates 256 bit encryption keys, decentralized and it has no fees." The bartender and Mary give John a weird look. John says "Look, want to see my GPU?" He reaches into his coat pocket to pull out his spare Radeon HD 5770. The bartender blinks. Mary says "Ok, I'll pay." and hands the bartender two twenties. She then says to John, "You're such a freak." The end.

John and Mary went to a bar. They had some drinks, a few laughs, and finally were ready to leave. John pulls out his wallet, but then Mary says, "No I'll pay." She kindly asked the bartender, "Do you accept Bitcoins?" "Sure do!", replies the bartender, whereupon Mary and the bartender give John a weird look. Mary pulls out her smart phone, and after a few seconds the bill is paid. John then says to Mary, "You're such a freak!" The end.[s/]

John and Mary went to a bar. They had some drinks, a few laughs, and finally were ready to leave. John pulls out his wallet, but then Mary says, "No I'll pay." She kindly asked the bartender, "Do you accept dollars?" "What the hell's that?", "It's a currency controlled by a central bank which can create indefinite amounts of money for itself at its own will" The bartender and John give Mary a weird look. Mary hands the bartender two pieces of old and dirty paper. The bartender blinks. John pulls out his smart phone, and after a few seconds the bill is paid. John then says to Mary, "You're such a freak!" The end.
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February 04, 2015, 01:06:37 PM
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King of the real Bitcoin Foundation https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=934517.0
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February 04, 2015, 01:46:41 PM
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All ICOs go to zero on a long enough timeline.
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April 29, 2015, 09:15:35 PM
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Why did a bartender lost his job after getting into bitcoin?
He gave away the pub key.

What's the major difference between dollar and bitcoin?
Dollar has better jokes.
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April 30, 2015, 01:34:26 AM
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What is the name of the son of Bitcoin?

It's Bitcent. lol
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April 30, 2015, 03:20:44 PM
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Some more Bitcoin joke contributions:








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May 13, 2015, 01:37:49 PM
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Q.What is Bitcoin?
Ans. Bitter+Coin = Bitcoin  Tongue
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November 13, 2016, 09:34:42 AM
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We have made a series of funny pictures. Here are some of them.
If anyone got any more ideas, let me know. Smiley

http://imgur.com/m9HFSdo.png

http://imgur.com/ta3RZO2.png

http://imgur.com/Duua6Ug.png

http://imgur.com/aBJMqTb.png

http://imgur.com/96yuuLO.png


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November 14, 2016, 04:11:10 PM
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I have one  Grin

A bum asks a man for ฿0.002. The man says, “Will you buy booze?” The bum says, “No.” The man says, “Will you gamble it away?” The bum says, “No.” So the man says, “Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn’t drink or gamble?”

A man walks into a butcher’s shop and asks the butcher: “Are you a gambling man?” The butcher says “Yes”, so the man said: “I bet you ฿10 that you can’t reach up and touch that Beef hanging on the hooks up there.” The butcher says “I’m not betting on that.” “But I thought you were a gambling man” the man retorts. “Yes I am” says the butcher “but the steaks are too high.”

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