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August 27, 2014, 07:09:22 AM
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100% utilized brain tell you to buy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c5ZHDVuUug
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August 27, 2014, 07:18:18 AM
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Why did the bitcoin cross the road?

To get to the china bubble

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just made that up

Bitcointalk is my second life (:
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August 27, 2014, 08:07:53 AM
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Well, one of my best jokes is one which played out in a thread after I created a poll.
This is what it was:

Ok, let's assume that the following scenario is actually possible, I would like to know how you feel when all these thing happen at the same time:

Bitcoin is under a 66% attack (double spends are happening)
Is also banned by the US, Russian, EU and China government by threat of 30 years jail time.
The real satoshi (proven by something) is found dead, killed.
Uh, you mean 51% attack?
No actually 66,6% attack
Whats the difference between a 51% attack and 66.6% attack?

15,6%

If you get the point it's hilarious. People should donate to me for it  Wink

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August 27, 2014, 05:54:38 PM
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Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Bitcoin.

Bitcoin Who?

A peer-to-peer decentralized crypto-currency that utilizes open source software and public ledger called the blockchain to provide proof of work in solving the encrypted transactions ultimately increasing security and control in your personal finances.

WTF r u Talking about?!

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August 29, 2014, 05:37:25 AM
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Whats the first thing satoshi said to his girlfriend the first time he showed her his blockchain?
Stand back honey, I don't know how big this thing will get.
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August 29, 2014, 05:55:23 AM
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"Good god, I'm selling."  Grin
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August 29, 2014, 06:28:19 AM
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Q: Why did the Bitcoiner get thrown in jail?
A: He touched a miner.
/rimshot
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August 29, 2014, 08:04:46 AM
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Whats the first thing satoshi said to his girlfriend the first time he showed her his blockchain?
Stand back honey, I don't know how big this thing will get.

Cool...
And then he said but I do know how long this thing will last Smiley
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August 29, 2014, 09:01:27 AM
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How many Bitcoins does it take to screw the banking system?
Moon.
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August 30, 2014, 10:25:40 AM
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Dogecoin  Grin
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August 30, 2014, 12:51:37 PM
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China will ban bitcoin again!

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and again!!

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August 30, 2014, 02:23:55 PM
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Treat your currencies with respect. Only pump and dump people.

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September 11, 2014, 01:02:01 AM
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http://coinbrief.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/BlockChainBackup.jpg
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September 11, 2014, 01:07:25 AM
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A little fun but not laughing.
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September 11, 2014, 01:09:11 AM
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were gonna profit, this ship is about to sail!
sell?
SELL!!
SELLLL!!!
im out, good bye
good buy?
BUY!
BUYY!!
BUYYYY!!!!
were gonna profit, this ship is about to sail...

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September 11, 2014, 05:05:10 AM
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LOL. I really like this one. Although it is important to have a copy of the blockchain so you can run a full node for the greatest security.
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September 11, 2014, 01:52:19 PM
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pretty sad..

More than 5 years of Bitcoin and not a single good joke has emerged...

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September 12, 2014, 12:46:33 AM
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What is the equivalent of a guy that doesnt buy sub 1K bitcoin like crazy? a retard.
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September 12, 2014, 07:14:55 AM
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there is no funny joke Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided
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October 28, 2014, 11:23:40 PM
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http://memeaholic.com/c/e9692.png
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