zumzero
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August 13, 2013, 10:45:26 AM Last edit: August 13, 2013, 11:08:12 AM by zumzero |
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ActM-PR and Ken alike are probably as keen to post news as much as we are to hear it. Be patient. 
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Stuartuk
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August 13, 2013, 11:46:06 AM Last edit: August 13, 2013, 12:39:35 PM by Stuartuk |
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EDIT: this is parody, not to be taken seriously.Funnily enough here's some pretty exciting news that I've just received over the wires. Not really supposed to release this but as this is so good I just had to: THIS Friday ACtM will take delivery of the first Fast Turnaround eASIC Nextreme-2 prototype chip at there Springfield Unit. This is 2weeks earlier than expected! here is a link to the chip description http://www.easic.com/Spatr7ve/website-wp1/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/eASIC-Nextreme-2-Product-Brief.pdfKen is planning to glue the chip onto a mock-up Klondike-16 board over the weekend and do some preliminary voltage checks on drawdown and 'hashing-mash frequency' with his voltage meter. MONDAY morning Ken is having a small team of engineers come over to assist with the preparation for FULL BATCH glueing. TUESDAY next week Full prep of all surfaces and floors at ACtM Unit in readiness for delivery of 400 eSAIC hashmash 'glue ready' TM chips. Klondike-16 boards arrive mid to late afternoon. WED Chips are due to be delivered to Springfield! THURS Ken collects chips from DHL depot as he wont be in on WED. FRIDAY ASIC chips will be unpacked and voltage checked for paritry before FULL PRODUCTION of gluing to boards begins. Expected timeline following that is 2weeks MAX! Ken and the engineers have ordered special 'glue guns' from 'Tim's Springfield Hardware Store' so the process should be quite rapid! More news to follow from PR. EDIT: this is parody, not to be taken seriously.
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lewicki
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August 13, 2013, 12:02:20 PM |
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Which wire would that be? The one where you are talking to Ken while he's asleep at 6 am?
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AngelSky
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August 13, 2013, 12:02:46 PM |
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Funnily enough here's some pretty exciting news that I've just received over the wires. Not really supposed to release this but as this is so good I just had to: THIS Friday ACtM will take delivery of the first Fast Turnaround eASIC Nextreme-2 prototype chip at there Springfield Unit. This is 2weeks earlier than expected! here is a link to the chip description http://www.easic.com/Spatr7ve/website-wp1/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/eASIC-Nextreme-2-Product-Brief.pdfKen is planning to glue the chip onto a mock-up Klondike-16 board over the weekend and do some preliminary voltage checks on drawdown and 'hashing-mash frequency' with his voltage meter. MONDAY morning Ken is having a small team of engineers come over to assist with the preparation for FULL BATCH glueing. TUESDAY next week Full prep of all surfaces and floors at ACtM Unit in readiness for delivery of 400 eSAIC hashmash 'glue ready' TM chips. Klondike-16 boards arrive mid to late afternoon. WED Chips are due to be delivered to Springfield! THURS Ken collects chips from DHL depot as he wont be in on WED. FRIDAY ASIC chips will be unpacked and voltage checked for paritry before FULL PRODUCTION of gluing to boards begins. Expected timeline following that is 2weeks MAX! Ken and the engineers have ordered special 'glue guns' from 'Tim's Springfield Hardware Store' so the process should be quite rapid! More news to follow from PR. Good to know a little bit more about the planning.
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August 13, 2013, 12:04:06 PM |
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Funnily enough here's some pretty exciting news that I've just received over the wires. Not really supposed to release this but as this is so good I just had to: THIS Friday ACtM will take delivery of the first Fast Turnaround eASIC Nextreme-2 prototype chip at there Springfield Unit. This is 2weeks earlier than expected! here is a link to the chip description http://www.easic.com/Spatr7ve/website-wp1/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/eASIC-Nextreme-2-Product-Brief.pdfKen is planning to glue the chip onto a mock-up Klondike-16 board over the weekend and do some preliminary voltage checks on drawdown and 'hashing-mash frequency' with his voltage meter. MONDAY morning Ken is having a small team of engineers come over to assist with the preparation for FULL BATCH glueing. TUESDAY next week Full prep of all surfaces and floors at ACtM Unit in readiness for delivery of 400 eSAIC hashmash 'glue ready' TM chips. Klondike-16 boards arrive mid to late afternoon. WED Chips are due to be delivered to Springfield! THURS Ken collects chips from DHL depot as he wont be in on WED. FRIDAY ASIC chips will be unpacked and voltage checked for paritry before FULL PRODUCTION of gluing to boards begins. Expected timeline following that is 2weeks MAX! Ken and the engineers have ordered special 'glue guns' from 'Tim's Springfield Hardware Store' so the process should be quite rapid! More news to follow from PR. That's FAKE ofc...  From eAsic's latest PR, I'm pretty sure the 28nm chips will be called Nextreme-3! Great imagination otherwise, but let's leave stuff like this on the speculation thread please.
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Plazma
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August 13, 2013, 12:05:21 PM |
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Funnily enough here's some pretty exciting news that I've just received over the wires. Not really supposed to release this but as this is so good I just had to: THIS Friday ACtM will take delivery of the first Fast Turnaround eASIC Nextreme-2 prototype chip at there Springfield Unit. This is 2weeks earlier than expected! here is a link to the chip description http://www.easic.com/Spatr7ve/website-wp1/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/eASIC-Nextreme-2-Product-Brief.pdfKen is planning to glue the chip onto a mock-up Klondike-16 board over the weekend and do some preliminary voltage checks on drawdown and 'hashing-mash frequency' with his voltage meter. MONDAY morning Ken is having a small team of engineers come over to assist with the preparation for FULL BATCH glueing. TUESDAY next week Full prep of all surfaces and floors at ACtM Unit in readiness for delivery of 400 eSAIC hashmash 'glue ready' TM chips. Klondike-16 boards arrive mid to late afternoon. WED Chips are due to be delivered to Springfield! THURS Ken collects chips from DHL depot as he wont be in on WED. FRIDAY ASIC chips will be unpacked and voltage checked for paritry before FULL PRODUCTION of gluing to boards begins. Expected timeline following that is 2weeks MAX! Ken and the engineers have ordered special 'glue guns' from 'Tim's Springfield Hardware Store' so the process should be quite rapid! More news to follow from PR. I thought Klondike boards can be used only for Avalon chips, otherwise why aren't they getting used for BFL chips too?
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snowdropfore
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August 13, 2013, 12:06:45 PM |
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Funnily enough here's some pretty exciting news that I've just received over the wires. Not really supposed to release this but as this is so good I just had to: THIS Friday ACtM will take delivery of the first Fast Turnaround eASIC Nextreme-2 prototype chip at there Springfield Unit. This is 2weeks earlier than expected! here is a link to the chip description http://www.easic.com/Spatr7ve/website-wp1/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/eASIC-Nextreme-2-Product-Brief.pdfKen is planning to glue the chip onto a mock-up Klondike-16 board over the weekend and do some preliminary voltage checks on drawdown and 'hashing-mash frequency' with his voltage meter. MONDAY morning Ken is having a small team of engineers come over to assist with the preparation for FULL BATCH glueing. TUESDAY next week Full prep of all surfaces and floors at ACtM Unit in readiness for delivery of 400 eSAIC hashmash 'glue ready' TM chips. Klondike-16 boards arrive mid to late afternoon. WED Chips are due to be delivered to Springfield! THURS Ken collects chips from DHL depot as he wont be in on WED. FRIDAY ASIC chips will be unpacked and voltage checked for paritry before FULL PRODUCTION of gluing to boards begins. Expected timeline following that is 2weeks MAX! Ken and the engineers have ordered special 'glue guns' from 'Tim's Springfield Hardware Store' so the process should be quite rapid! More news to follow from PR. Good to know a little bit more about the planning. is that true??if it is true, that actm will hit 0.008 again
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ArcticWolf
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August 13, 2013, 12:09:24 PM |
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Funnily enough here's some pretty exciting news that I've just received over the wires. Not really supposed to release this but as this is so good I just had to: THIS Friday ACtM will take delivery of the first Fast Turnaround eASIC Nextreme-2 prototype chip at there Springfield Unit. This is 2weeks earlier than expected! here is a link to the chip description http://www.easic.com/Spatr7ve/website-wp1/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/eASIC-Nextreme-2-Product-Brief.pdfKen is planning to glue the chip onto a mock-up Klondike-16 board over the weekend and do some preliminary voltage checks on drawdown and 'hashing-mash frequency' with his voltage meter. MONDAY morning Ken is having a small team of engineers come over to assist with the preparation for FULL BATCH glueing. TUESDAY next week Full prep of all surfaces and floors at ACtM Unit in readiness for delivery of 400 eSAIC hashmash 'glue ready' TM chips. Klondike-16 boards arrive mid to late afternoon. WED Chips are due to be delivered to Springfield! THURS Ken collects chips from DHL depot as he wont be in on WED. FRIDAY ASIC chips will be unpacked and voltage checked for paritry before FULL PRODUCTION of gluing to boards begins. Expected timeline following that is 2weeks MAX! Ken and the engineers have ordered special 'glue guns' from 'Tim's Springfield Hardware Store' so the process should be quite rapid! More news to follow from PR. I lol'd. Im pretty sure this is a joke, to parody all the people clamouring for up to the second updates. Timing 8/10 Content 7/10 Intent 8/10 overall, not too bad
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ActiveMining-PR
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August 13, 2013, 12:10:00 PM |
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Funnily enough here's some pretty exciting news that I've just received over the wires. Not really supposed to release this but as this is so good I just had to: THIS Friday ACtM will take delivery of the first Fast Turnaround eASIC Nextreme-2 prototype chip at there Springfield Unit. This is 2weeks earlier than expected! here is a link to the chip description http://www.easic.com/Spatr7ve/website-wp1/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/eASIC-Nextreme-2-Product-Brief.pdfKen is planning to glue the chip onto a mock-up Klondike-16 board over the weekend and do some preliminary voltage checks on drawdown and 'hashing-mash frequency' with his voltage meter. MONDAY morning Ken is having a small team of engineers come over to assist with the preparation for FULL BATCH glueing. TUESDAY next week Full prep of all surfaces and floors at ACtM Unit in readiness for delivery of 400 eSAIC hashmash 'glue ready' TM chips. Klondike-16 boards arrive mid to late afternoon. WED Chips are due to be delivered to Springfield! THURS Ken collects chips from DHL depot as he wont be in on WED. FRIDAY ASIC chips will be unpacked and voltage checked for paritry before FULL PRODUCTION of gluing to boards begins. Expected timeline following that is 2weeks MAX! Ken and the engineers have ordered special 'glue guns' from 'Tim's Springfield Hardware Store' so the process should be quite rapid! More news to follow from PR. This is clearly fake, Stuartuk is not affiliated with ActiveMining and his account was probably hacked.
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ArcticWolf
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August 13, 2013, 12:14:23 PM |
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At least he didnt call anyone names, which I feel is a step in the right direction for this thread.
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VolanicEruptor
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August 13, 2013, 12:15:16 PM |
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he was obviously playing around when he said "special glue guns from tims hardware store" You can't really say that a joke is "fake" .. 
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VolanicEruptor
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August 13, 2013, 12:16:18 PM |
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At least he didnt call anyone names, which I feel is a step in the right direction for this thread.
asshole
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ArcticWolf
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August 13, 2013, 12:19:27 PM |
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At least he didnt call anyone names, which I feel is a step in the right direction for this thread.
asshole 
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deizel
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August 13, 2013, 12:25:38 PM Last edit: August 14, 2013, 10:24:48 AM by deizel |
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Ken and the engineers have ordered special 'glue guns' from 'Tim's Springfield Hardware Store' so the process should be quite rapid!
Someone bought 12k shares on BTCT shortly after that post  Edit: http://codepen.io/anon/full/JHlfL
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Stuartuk
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August 13, 2013, 12:26:30 PM Last edit: August 13, 2013, 12:37:47 PM by Stuartuk |
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This is clearly fake, Stuartuk is not affiliated with ActiveMining and his account was probably hacked.
EDIT - IT was a joke, apologies for any offence.lol I thought most of the regulars would have spotted that a mile away especially after reading the complaining posts before. The 'Hardware Store' line was for the really slow ones. Apologies to PR, in the UK were are used to irony which clearly doesn't translate well sometimes. Congrats to VE and AW. 
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VolanicEruptor
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August 13, 2013, 12:37:04 PM |
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The only reason I knew it was a joke is because I know for a fact that Ken is planning on using Scotch tape, not glue!
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knybe
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August 13, 2013, 12:42:56 PM |
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This is clearly fake, Stuartuk is not affiliated with ActiveMining and his account was probably hacked.
EDIT - IT was a joke, apologies for any offence.lol I thought most of the regulars would have spotted that a mile away especially after reading the complaining posts before. The 'Hardware Store' line was for the really slow ones. Apologies to PR, in the UK were are used to irony which clearly doesn't translate well sometimes. Congrats to VE and AW.  Ok Benny Hill. You'll be hard to take seriously from now on.
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CoinHoarder
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August 13, 2013, 12:45:37 PM |
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The guy that just posted fake news should seriously be banned.
Do you realize someone could of bought a million shares expecting them to have prototypes this week, only to learn later that the post was fake?
Someone could of lost a lot of money because of your stupid joke. I hope you're happy with yourself...
PS: I hardly ever call someone out like this on the forums, but this is just plain wrong.
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Stuartuk
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August 13, 2013, 12:49:03 PM |
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The guy that just posted fake news should seriously be banned.
It wasn't 'fake news' it was an obvious joke - not to some however, and for that I am regretful. Do you realize someone could of bought a million shares expecting them to have prototypes this week, only to learn later that the post was fake?
Now that IS funny.
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