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[QuestionAuthority]

Why did Satoshi Nakamoto cross the road?


To get to the free lunch.

that doesn't make any sense

http://www.latimes.com/business/technology/la-fi-tn-satoshi-nakamot-chose-reporter-video-20140306,0,400825.story#axzz2vOORqGg9

[Kiki112]

I've got a good joke.... womens rights






i kid i kid

we know, women have more rights then man in western countries

This explains it all

Actually if you suddenly kiss a woman you'd likely go in jail, so it's not only just perverted

yeah, but if it was the other way around nooo

[rohnearner]

And woman shares this pic Then its called : Humor
When A man shares it then its called : Being Sexiest

[rohnearner]

Girl : Am I Pretty?
Boy: No

G: Do you want to be with me Forever?
B: No.

G: Would you be upset if I walked away?
B: No.

G:Would you cry if I died?
B: No

She had heard enough and was hurt so she walked away with tears rolling down her face.

The boy grabbed her arm, and said.......... " Also, I f@cked your best Friend ."

[Kiki112]

Girl : Am I Pretty?
Boy: No

G: Do you want to be with me Forever?
B: No.

G: Would you be upset if I walked away?
B: No.

G:Would you cry if I died?
B: No

She had heard enough and was hurt so she walked away with tears rolling down her face.

The boy grabbed her arm, and said.......... " Also, I f@cked your best Friend ."

hahahahahha
nice one man, nice one

[E.exchanger]

Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke He asks the other guy if he has a lighter He replies "Yes I do!" and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter Surprised the guy asks "Where did you get this?" The guy replies "Oh I have a personal genie." The first man asks "Can I make a wish? " Sure says the other man "Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing" "Ok I will" says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants The man says " I want a Million Bucks " The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head And the guy says to the other " Your genie realy sucks at hearing doesnt he?" The other man replies "I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC"

 

[mdude77]

Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke He asks the other guy if he has a lighter He replies "Yes I do!" and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter Surprised the guy asks "Where did you get this?" The guy replies "Oh I have a personal genie." The first man asks "Can I make a wish? " Sure says the other man "Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing" "Ok I will" says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants The man says " I want a Million Bucks " The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head And the guy says to the other " Your genie realy sucks at hearing doesnt he?" The other man replies "I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC"

 

The version I heard was the piano player at the bar.  There was this wee little guy running up and down the piano keys playing music.  The piano player's genie heard "10 inch pianist".

M

[st4nl3y]

Mark Karpeles lost his fondness and stopped liking his cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.  As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.  The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home.  Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!  He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached Sangubashi and what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.  Hours later Mark calls home to his security: "John, is the cat there?"  "Yes", the security guard answers, "why do you ask?"  Frustrated, Mark answered, "Put that ginger son of a bitch on the phone, I'm lost and need directions!"

[st4nl3y]

A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Departmental Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes on their car failed. The car careened almost out of control down the road, bouncing off the crash barriers, until it miraculously ground to a halt scraping along the mountainside. The car's occupants, shaken but unhurt, now had a problem: they were stuck halfway down a mountain in a car with no brakes. What were they to do?

"I know," said the Departmental Manager, "Let's have a meeting, propose a Vision, formulate a Mission Statement, define some Goals, and by a process of Continuous Improvement find a solution to the Critical Problems and we can be on our way."

"No, no," said the Hardware Engineer, "That will take far too long, and besides, that method has never worked before. I've got my Swiss Army knife with me and in no time at all I can strip down the car's braking system, isolate the fault, fix it, and we can be on our way."

"Well," said the Software Engineer, "Before we do anything, I think we should push the car back up the road and see if it happens again."

[Neotox]

the best one

"like we have seen many people claiming that - I m satoshi"

i laugh when some one write this while the real legend is silent somewhere
i have seen post here on forum too a new user claiming that he is satoshi

[mprep]

the best one

"like we have seen many people claiming that - I m satoshi"

i laugh when some one write this while the real legend is silent somewhere
i have seen post here on forum too a new user claiming that he is satoshi

I have seen many. Just ask him to sign a message and verfy it using the public key known to the public. They usually shut up then.

[railzand]

http://books.google.co.uk/books?id=vsZYihpCoHMC&pg=PA173&lpg=PA173&dq=bargee+jokes&source=bl&ots=q5p2bxyfXA&sig=9kAmGDLyydxDouwPLsCKW6iz_tQ&hl=en&sa=X&ei=mNgmU6S8Cq344QTm24DwBw&ved=0CEgQ6AEwAw#v=onepage&q=bargee%20jokes&f=false

[apsvinet]

http://books.google.co.uk/books?id=vsZYihpCoHMC&pg=PA173&lpg=PA173&dq=bargee+jokes&source=bl&ots=q5p2bxyfXA&sig=9kAmGDLyydxDouwPLsCKW6iz_tQ&hl=en&sa=X&ei=mNgmU6S8Cq344QTm24DwBw&ved=0CEgQ6AEwAw#v=onepage&q=bargee%20jokes&f=false

Haha, interesting book. Could definitely be worth a read.

[(oYo)]

A few times to read it, although it did take,
making me chuckle, this joke ended up! 

[bornil267645]

Konck Knock....

Litecoin: "Who is it?"

{anonymous}: "Satoshi Nakamoto...."

 

[btcton]

A few times to read it, although it did take,
making me chuckle, this joke ended up! 

I laughed quite a bit even though I'm sure I didn't get what I was supposed to.

[KonstantinosM]

A limerick:


There once was a man from east Kent
Whose tool was so long that it bent
to save her some trouble
he folded it double
and instead of coming he went

[r1f696]

one day, in elementary school, the teacher asking student, how many alphabet they remember

Teacher : harry how many you remember ?
Harry : i remember all,because i want to be a teacher like you  maam
Teacher : good, now annie ?
Annie : i remember the vocal alphabet, because i want to be a choir
Teacher : good,now Jeanice ?
Jeanice : i remember a,u,o,h
Teacher : why?
because i want to be rich, just said ah ah uh uh oh oh, like my mom did

[BTCat]

A few times to read it, although it did take,
making me chuckle, this joke ended up! 

I laughed quite a bit even though I'm sure I didn't get what I was supposed to.

Try again!

[Nowi]

one day, in elementary school, the teacher asking student, how many alphabet they remember

Teacher : harry how many you remember ?
Harry : i remember all,because i want to be a teacher like you  maam
Teacher : good, now annie ?
Annie : i remember the vocal alphabet, because i want to be a choir
Teacher : good,now Jeanice ?
Jeanice : i remember a,u,o,h
Teacher : why?
because i want to be rich, just said ah ah uh uh oh oh, like my mom did

Ahahhah :DD really good joke man post more jokes like this one and I will love you. I like that easy to understand jokes-people like can get relaxed from his so high IQ  :