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You lead and I'll watch you walk away.
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March 08, 2014, 05:15:50 PM |
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Kiki112
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March 09, 2014, 12:59:42 PM |
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I've got a good joke.... womens rights
i kid i kid
we know, women have more rights then man in western countries This explains it all ![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.themetapicture.com%2Fmedia%2Ffunny-women-men-double-standards.jpg&t=665&c=XpmCXChkUE_9Qw) Actually if you suddenly kiss a woman you'd likely go in jail, so it's not only just perverted ![Cheesy](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/cheesy.gif) yeah, but if it was the other way around nooo ![Cheesy](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/cheesy.gif)
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rohnearner
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March 09, 2014, 05:39:40 PM |
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And woman shares this pic Then its called : Humor When A man shares it then its called : Being Sexiest
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rohnearner
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March 09, 2014, 06:16:19 PM |
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Girl : Am I Pretty? Boy: No
G: Do you want to be with me Forever? B: No.
G: Would you be upset if I walked away? B: No.
G:Would you cry if I died? B: No
She had heard enough and was hurt so she walked away with tears rolling down her face.
The boy grabbed her arm, and said.......... " Also, I f@cked your best Friend ."
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Kiki112
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March 09, 2014, 07:58:44 PM |
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Girl : Am I Pretty? Boy: No
G: Do you want to be with me Forever? B: No.
G: Would you be upset if I walked away? B: No.
G:Would you cry if I died? B: No
She had heard enough and was hurt so she walked away with tears rolling down her face.
The boy grabbed her arm, and said.......... " Also, I f@cked your best Friend ."
hahahahahha nice one man, nice one ![Cheesy](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/cheesy.gif)
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March 12, 2014, 11:36:38 PM |
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The version I heard was the piano player at the bar. There was this wee little guy running up and down the piano keys playing music. The piano player's genie heard "10 inch pianist". M
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I mine at Kano's Pool because it pays the best and is completely transparent! Come join me!
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March 13, 2014, 12:03:08 AM |
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Mark Karpeles lost his fondness and stopped liking his cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat! He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached Sangubashi and what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there. Hours later Mark calls home to his security: "John, is the cat there?" "Yes", the security guard answers, "why do you ask?" Frustrated, Mark answered, "Put that ginger son of a bitch on the phone, I'm lost and need directions!"
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st4nl3y
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March 13, 2014, 12:20:21 AM |
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A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Departmental Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes on their car failed. The car careened almost out of control down the road, bouncing off the crash barriers, until it miraculously ground to a halt scraping along the mountainside. The car's occupants, shaken but unhurt, now had a problem: they were stuck halfway down a mountain in a car with no brakes. What were they to do?
"I know," said the Departmental Manager, "Let's have a meeting, propose a Vision, formulate a Mission Statement, define some Goals, and by a process of Continuous Improvement find a solution to the Critical Problems and we can be on our way."
"No, no," said the Hardware Engineer, "That will take far too long, and besides, that method has never worked before. I've got my Swiss Army knife with me and in no time at all I can strip down the car's braking system, isolate the fault, fix it, and we can be on our way."
"Well," said the Software Engineer, "Before we do anything, I think we should push the car back up the road and see if it happens again."
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March 13, 2014, 06:34:01 AM |
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the best one
"like we have seen many people claiming that - I m satoshi"
i laugh when some one write this while the real legend is silent somewhere i have seen post here on forum too a new user claiming that he is satoshi
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Available PM me to rent this space.
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March 13, 2014, 06:46:56 AM |
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the best one
"like we have seen many people claiming that - I m satoshi"
i laugh when some one write this while the real legend is silent somewhere i have seen post here on forum too a new user claiming that he is satoshi
I have seen many. Just ask him to sign a message and verfy it using the public key known to the public. They usually shut up then.
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March 17, 2014, 11:16:26 AM |
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apsvinet
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April 19, 2014, 10:09:48 PM |
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Haha, interesting book. Could definitely be worth a read.
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March 31, 2015, 02:03:15 AM |
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A few times to read it, although it did take, making me chuckle, this joke ended up! ![Grin](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/grin.gif) ![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FkYAk0QP.jpg&t=665&c=QBKkhzXVb0YZmg)
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March 31, 2015, 09:36:22 PM |
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A few times to read it, although it did take, making me chuckle, this joke ended up! ![Grin](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/grin.gif) ![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FkYAk0QP.jpg&t=665&c=QBKkhzXVb0YZmg) I laughed quite a bit even though I'm sure I didn't get what I was supposed to.
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The signature campaign posters adding useless redundant fluff to their posts to reach their minimum word count are lowering my IQ.
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KonstantinosM
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April 01, 2015, 02:23:34 AM |
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A limerick:
There once was a man from east Kent Whose tool was so long that it bent to save her some trouble he folded it double and instead of coming he went
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Syscoin has the best of Bitcoin and Ethereum in one place, it's merge mined with Bitcoin so it is plugged into Bitcoin's ecosystem and takes full advantage of it's POW while rewarding Bitcoin miners with Syscoin
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May 02, 2015, 07:25:40 AM |
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one day, in elementary school, the teacher asking student, how many alphabet they remember
Teacher : harry how many you remember ? Harry : i remember all,because i want to be a teacher like you maam Teacher : good, now annie ? Annie : i remember the vocal alphabet, because i want to be a choir Teacher : good,now Jeanice ? Jeanice : i remember a,u,o,h Teacher : why? because i want to be rich, just said ah ah uh uh oh oh, like my mom did
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May 04, 2015, 12:04:15 PM |
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A few times to read it, although it did take, making me chuckle, this joke ended up! ![Grin](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/grin.gif) ![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FkYAk0QP.jpg&t=665&c=QBKkhzXVb0YZmg) I laughed quite a bit even though I'm sure I didn't get what I was supposed to. Try again! ![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fs-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com%2F236x%2Fd7%2Fed%2Fd7%2Fd7edd73207c746b95390eaa3c64a2aeb.jpg&t=665&c=nW-370ZggenDhA)
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May 10, 2015, 06:27:58 PM |
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one day, in elementary school, the teacher asking student, how many alphabet they remember
Teacher : harry how many you remember ? Harry : i remember all,because i want to be a teacher like you maam Teacher : good, now annie ? Annie : i remember the vocal alphabet, because i want to be a choir Teacher : good,now Jeanice ? Jeanice : i remember a,u,o,h Teacher : why? because i want to be rich, just said ah ah uh uh oh oh, like my mom did
Ahahhah :DD really good joke man ![Cheesy](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/cheesy.gif) post more jokes like this one and I will love you. I like that easy to understand jokes-people like can get relaxed from his so high IQ : ![Cheesy](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/cheesy.gif)
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