I must admit this S/N less than 0dB
didn´t really convince me.
So tried this
suggested by agony aunt google
and got slightly very truely absolutely amazed.
This birth chart shows the positions of the planets of nickname
The planets in the signs
The position of the planets in the signs of the Zodiac has an influence on the character of the individual and these influences form a large part of the individual psyche.
blah blah blah ... but now
He has a strong personality and an entrepreneurial spirit. He is ambitious and self-willed, stubborn, obstinate and tenacious.
Weaknesses: nervousness, impulsiveness, wastefulness, provoking nature, restlessness and changeability.
Who the f*ck shows up to deny that?
He is sociable, intelligent and lucid. Thanks to great sociability, he has many friends. He is modern, original, inventive, non-conformist and brings new life.
Weaknesses: he is eccentric, with sharp mood swings. Complex love life.
uhm ... could be not so wrong at all.
... not so many, but that is on purpose. Guess what that´s coming later. (although I probably omit that part)
Fertile imagination, kind, good. Capable and flexible mind, but a little artificial.
Weaknesses: melancholy, gullibility. Tendency to illusions, fears and apprehensiveness.
Hey bugger, you can work on your weaknesses though, can´t you?
Me ... and ... gullibility ... hey damned maybe unawareness should pop up somewhere?!?
Amiability and fidelity. Likes to please and dress up. Earns a good living. He is generous but not extravagant. Affectionate, sensual and loving in nature, he likes the good things of Life, sensitive to beauty, melodious sounds, perfumes. Love arrives slowly, without passion but with force. Love is lasting.
Weaknesses: indolence, laziness, immoderate taste for pleasures of Life, gambling, entertainment and luxury.
... me dress up? Now come on! Perfumes? No way! Real Flowers or a Forest just after a heavy rain that´s ok with me.
But wait ... indolence in the sense of who cares for pain? What the f*ck is pain? ... rode my trycicle down the stairs when I was age 3 or so ... mom already hardend by some month of experience with me picked up her sewing kit and did the job. Saved me some boring hours at the medic, still thankful for her good job! ... just one story of that kind.
Oh no? Blame me for showing off? Guess what, just try it at home and .... learn how stupid a single human can be even without any help.
Aggression is quite simply repressed. He stores up the setbacks without letting it show, but too much can be difficult to support. Appreciates the Arts, beauty.
Weaknesses: he is quick to criticize the society in which he lives. He likes to please and plays on the affection of others.
You are the judge, and meant to shut up, aren´t you?
Peaceful, calm nature. Fertile imagination. Likes home life and material comforts. A good cook, because he is relatively greedy and takes pleasure in conjuring up little things that are good to eat.
Weakness: He likes to eat too much, likes own home and comfort too much and has the tendency to be a stay-at-home, going out without any pleasure because home is always best.
Peaceful, calm ... who dares to object? But when it comes to cooking my ambitiousness is legendary.
btw ignore those weaknesses! They are my strength! You dare to oppose? I´ll choose the weapon, whilst you choose place and time!
Exploration, investigation, research.
Weaknesses: defiance, uneasiness. He takes revenge and is indifferent.
As I just showed off! ... its my strength!
tl;dr? ... very true but such is science anyhow.
The rest is as well as the above. Might be correct, but hopefully isn´t so much as you might agree to it.
OK ... now the scientific thing!
We have a profound although slightly biased one-point-statistic!
Who dares to give another point?