Dank Bank Deposits - dank's soul is claimed! - New music Nov 30th

[dank]

I'm running a limited promotion to raise funds for an upcoming venture of mine.  Add a deposit >20 BTC to Dank Bank in the next week and your last interest payment will be doubled.  Applicable for new and recurring customers.  Offer ends next monday, 8-13-12.

Feel free to PM me if you'd like more details or have any questions.

[OneEyed]

You mean a > 20 BTC monthy deposit will get a 5.4% last weekly payment? Does that make 13.5% a month?

[dank]

Yes, this may be your last chance before I lower the interest for new deposits, depending on my finances. So far everything has been good enough that I've added an extra bonus for every payout.

One day, I'll further show my appreciation to the people that supported me.

[dank]

This weeks payout will be shifted to Saturday.

[Tomatocage]

This weeks payout will be shifted to Saturday.

Need me to loan you some coins to make payout?

[AndrewBUD]

awww, be nice

[dank]

This weeks payout will be shifted to Saturday.

Need me to loan you some coins to make payout?

No, I just have a life and couldn't do it today.

[Ilikeham]

When you are in business your life is your client base. To tell them that they come second on a normal workday is not generally a positive thing.

Just saying as I look around for more places to stash coins.

Be well.

[dank]

Every other payout has been made several days early, it's one payout and I'll probably give a bonus.

And if you're interested, Dank Bank will double the last weeks interest payment on deposits made before Monday.

By the way, ham is good.

[dust]

This weeks payout will be shifted to Saturday.

Need me to loan you some coins to make payout?

No, I just have a life and couldn't do it today.

You have posted six times in the past 24 hours split across two sessions.  You had the time to post this much, but not enough to send three bitcoin transactions?

[dank]

I feel like I have to explain myself a lot. I post from a phone, don't always have computer access.

And the real problem is I have to spend a couple hours updating the block chain each time I connect to the internet.

[OneEyed]

I feel like I have to explain myself a lot.

This is to be expected when you take people money in exchange for a service, and you don't deliver this service, or don't deliver it in time. You set the rules beforehand, your customers accept them when they engage in a commercial relationship with you, then both parties (yes, that includes you) have to abide by those rules.

And the real problem is I have to spend a couple hours updating the block chain each time I connect to the internet.

Have you considered investing into a hosted server, or using a client that doesn't require a blockchain such as Electrum? Maybe you should wait until you have a proper setup before you propose commercial offerings that you cannot afford.

[dank]

I feel like I have to explain myself a lot.

This is to be expected when you take people money in exchange for a service, and you don't deliver this service, or don't deliver it in time. You set the rules beforehand, your customers accept them when they engage in a commercial relationship with you, then both parties (yes, that includes you) have to abide by those rules.

And the real problem is I have to spend a couple hours updating the block chain each time I connect to the internet.

Have you considered investing into a hosted server, or using a client that doesn't require a blockchain such as Electrum? Maybe you should wait until you have a proper setup before you propose commercial offerings that you cannot afford.

I don't see any of my investors complaining.  Should I also not make payouts early since I didn't set the rules that way?

This has nothing to do with me affording anything.  Dank Bank is an important part of my life right now but it doesn't take value over my life.  I think most of my depositors understand they're investing in a person, not a machine.

[AndrewBUD]

Just like everything else around here, things get better with time :

[squall1066]

Do you mean this:-


Investment     Weekly     Biweekly     Monthly     Bimonthly   

1-10.99 BTC         2.5%         2.5%         2.6%          2.7%
11-25.99 BTC       2.6%         2.6%         2.7%          2.8%
26-50.99 BTC       2.7%         2.7%         2.8%          2.9%
51-100.99 BTC     2.8%         2.8%         2.9%             3%
101-500.99 BTC   2.9%         2.9%            3%          3.1%
501 + BTC              3%            3%         3.1%          3.2%

[OneEyed]

In two days, Onichan should get the principal back. I'm curious to see how it goes.

[dust]

In two days, Onichan should get the principal back. I'm curious to see how it goes.

Has he even paid this week's interest?

[OneEyed]

In two days, Onichan should get the principal back. I'm curious to see how it goes.

Has he even paid this week's interest?

Good question. Dank, you should list the repayment and interests addresses on the OP, so that anyone can see how the bank is honoring its part of the deal.

[dank]

In two days, Onichan should get the principal back. I'm curious to see how it goes.

Has he even paid this week's interest?

Yes, Onichan was the only one who couldn't get his on time, but I talked to him and he was cool with it. He's in for another month as far as I know, but vandordeak received his 25 BTC deposit back today.

In two days, Onichan should get the principal back. I'm curious to see how it goes.

Has he even paid this week's interest?

Good question. Dank, you should list the repayment and interests addresses on the OP, so that anyone can see how the bank is honoring its part of the deal.

I can't help but feel that's an invasion of their privacy.

[dust]

In two days, Onichan should get the principal back. I'm curious to see how it goes.

Yes, Onichan was the only one who couldn't get his on time, but I talked to him and he was cool with it. He's in for another month as far as I know, but vandordeak received his 25 BTC deposit back today.

In this case "the only one" means 105 out of the total 185 BTC.