Dank Bank Deposits - dank's soul is claimed! - New music Nov 30th

[dank]

You don't have to die to give your soul bad karma.

Then your title should state "dank karma guarantee" not "dank soul guarantee". If you're not offering to commit seppuku in a sealed EM shielded box, then "soul" is false advertising.

I'm pretty sure everyone puts their soul on the line when they chose to be honest traders or not.

You've elegantly articulated the reason why having a soul as collateral is basically worthless. No one can collect it if you screw them over. Since we all live in the present dank, how about you start providing something that we can believe in, like your identity for starters?

How does that make it worthless?  Maybe you don't give two shits about your soul, but I do, hence why I wouldn't fuck anybody over.

Certain members on this forum already have my banking info, others know my name.  That's enough identification for me.

Besides, if I was a scammer, I'd photoshop a fake ID.

If your musical skills match your would-be photoshop skills, I highly doubt it would pass for real. Also, no one cares about your soul, they care about their money in this lifetime. Keep your spiritualism out of Bitcoin and if there is someone who has knowledge of your banking details or identity, provide them as a reference.

Let's not forget I've been using photoshop at least 100x longer than guitar.  But whatever you say man, you seem to think you know me pretty well.

I know what you show, and what you show isn't cutting it.

It's cutting it fine for my investors and I.  Remember, there's a lot more to people than what they show.

[nave]

http://www.2shared.com/audio/384md7rW/Untitled__19_.html
http://www.2shared.com/audio/pWc0GTRx/Untitled__16_.html

I'm going to try to be as nice as possible, because I remember how terrible I was when I first picked up a bass. But how do you expect that these recordings will instill any faith in your earning potential? Especially considering that you've said in the past (I'm too lazy to dig up a quote, but I'm sure it's out there) that part of your plan is making a significant amount of money from your musical skills.

[John (John K.)]

http://www.2shared.com/audio/384md7rW/Untitled__19_.html
http://www.2shared.com/audio/pWc0GTRx/Untitled__16_.html

I felt I got trolled after downloading and listening to this.

[AndrewBUD]

http://www.2shared.com/audio/384md7rW/Untitled__19_.html
http://www.2shared.com/audio/pWc0GTRx/Untitled__16_.html

I hereby award you troll of the year award. Congratulations. You are awesome at pretending to be a mentally challenged person.

Dude, be nice...... Even if his plan was done by buying cheap drugs off SR and resell them for a profit...... That would easily pay interest he is offering.......


People have to start somewhere and he's trying ( a little to hard IMO) but still trying...  If he was a sammer he would pull multiple loans and take off... I doubt he knows 100% of all the things involved in running a bitcoin bank, but he might be like me.... Learns as he goes....


Good luck to you Dank and if I ever have some extra BTC I will definitely invest a couple with you....

I'm honestly not convinced he's a scammer, but even moreso, I'm not convinced he's been outside.

LOL

[dank]

http://www.2shared.com/audio/384md7rW/Untitled__19_.html
http://www.2shared.com/audio/pWc0GTRx/Untitled__16_.html

I'm going to try to be as nice as possible, because I remember how terrible I was when I first picked up a bass. But how do you expect that these recordings will instill any faith in your earning potential? Especially considering that you've said in the past (I'm too lazy to dig up a quote, but I'm sure it's out there) that part of your plan is making a significant amount of money from your musical skills.

People will see the progression in my playing.  I know it has improved from when I first started.

Give me a couple weeks/months.

[peasant]

I'll give you a year, when did you start? Good luck with that pursuit.

[softwareseller]

http://www.2shared.com/audio/384md7rW/Untitled__19_.html
http://www.2shared.com/audio/pWc0GTRx/Untitled__16_.html

I felt I got trolled after downloading and listening to this.

This is like something recorded on Mars by Curiosity.

[dank]

I'll give you a year, when did you start? Good luck with that pursuit.

I started playing once or twice a week a couple months ago, I just got a guitar to play full time 4 days ago.

[repentance]

http://www.2shared.com/audio/384md7rW/Untitled__19_.html
http://www.2shared.com/audio/pWc0GTRx/Untitled__16_.html

I felt I got trolled after downloading and listening to this.

It's a once in a lifetime investment opportunity. 

Hopefully he got around to creating a back up wallet before getting distracted by his shiny new toy.

[Matthew N. Wright]

Why are you talking about your guitar in a supposed investment thread?
Why Is your thread title still misleading? ("Low risk")

[softwareseller]

Why are you talking about your guitar in a supposed investment thread?
Why Is your thread title still misleading? ("Low risk")

I hope you put your 10k BTC in his bank and cash out when the bet is done together with his soul. Sorry, dank.

[repentance]

Why are you talking about your guitar in a supposed investment thread?
Why Is your thread title still misleading? ("Low risk")

His guitar is the one of the "investments" which is going to make his depositors rich.  Just like the mining hardware he's planning on buying with client funds.  

dank is like Atlas and logansryche merged into one.

[John (John K.)]

Why are you talking about your guitar in a supposed investment thread?
Why Is your thread title still misleading? ("Low risk")

His guitar is the one of the "investments" which is going to make his depositors rich.  Just like the mining hardware he's planning on buying with client funds.  

dank is like Atlas and logansryche merged into one.

You should seriously take a look at sron's investment schemes instead. He's like a brain dead version of Atlas plus dank together.

http://www.2shared.com/audio/384md7rW/Untitled__19_.html
http://www.2shared.com/audio/pWc0GTRx/Untitled__16_.html

I felt I got trolled after downloading and listening to this.

It's a once in a lifetime investment opportunity. 

Hopefully he got around to creating a back up wallet before getting distracted by his shiny new toy.

It's an once in a lifetime ear-clearing experience. A drastic change to the regular music we know as music.

[CoinCidental]

This weeks payout will be shifted to Saturday.

Need me to loan you some coins to make payout?

No, I just have a life and couldn't do it today.

Dont Lie ......

[dank]

This is the lowest risk deposit you could make, sorry if you can't believe that, I don't think I've done anything to prove otherwise.  Guitar is just one of the many ventures I will be successful at.  Some other businesses I will be starting will include a record label/studio, movie production company and investments in land.

[peasant]

I'll give you credit for having unlimited confidence, but you're not the lowest risk investment. Why don't you setup a website to automate your banking deposits and payouts? Delaying payments doesn't inspire confidence considering the Pirate situation and some of your history. Your not winning people over.

I still have faith in you but you're either gonna be wildly successful or a total crash and burn disaster with how you approach things. Good luck and i'll try to deposit some coins in the future if you continue your rise. I hope you do.

[dank]

I'll give you credit for having unlimited confidence, but you're not the lowest risk investment. Why don't you setup a website to automate your banking deposits and payouts? Delaying payments doesn't inspire confidence considering the Pirate situation and some of your history. Your not winning people over.

I still have faith in you but you're either gonna be wildly successful or a total crash and burn disaster with how you approach things. Good luck and i'll try to deposit some coins in the future if you continue your rise. I hope you do.

Thanks for the feedback, I planned on creating an automated management system but it's just not worth the cost involved at this time.  One payment was delayed but with approval from the client beforehand.

I will be sure to be the former, thank you.

http://www.2shared.com/audio/vgcJ_wxV/Untitled__13_.html?

[dank]

http://www.2shared.com/audio/V6H6ZoDS/Untitled__24_.html 

[Haplo]

http://www.2shared.com/audio/V6H6ZoDS/Untitled__24_.html 

Hahaha.. hahahahahaha.. Rest assured dank will meet his daily quota of noise pollution for as long as he feels like pretending to practice music. Low risk of improvement! Rotten vegetable guarantee!

[dank]

Gee, I sure hope all this negative feedback doesn't convince me I can't reach my dreams.

You can't honestly say it's not improving.