https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=989670.msg13967447#msg13967447Stakeminers - This Week - 22 February 2016
>The Future of PoS Mining<
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This week we bring our 11th month in business to a close.
- Minimum deposit is 0.05 BTC.
- Invested BTC 125 / Current Value 31 BTC = Diff -75%
- Earnings fell back to 0.51% as altcoin prices moved down on a new bitcoin rise. Aside from last weeks 0.75% we have been at 0.51% since early January.
Withdrawals - The principal payout cap is 0.35 BTC per week. We have 10 principal withdrawals in progress comprised of 5 full and 5 partial for a total of 18.66 BTC.
Payouts are on the blockchain at TXID:
18446d347464463522567ad1c15a928c62e7162143eb33e8b9740cd08801e217.
Altcoin Review - Our review continues as we look for additions to the stake pool and the contingency fund. The Java wallet team for altcoins 'Burst' and Philippines CryptoCurrency both has asked Stakeminers to develop an asset inside their Java wallet. We are reviewing this to determine the benefit to our clients.
Looks like another interesting week in the altcoin markets as the price of bitcoin maybe starting another rise/fall cycle.
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Let's do some simple math, of which I duly hope that Leroy Fodor's MENSA 3-year-old son verifies as being correct if he has time between tracking his crack whore sister via Google maps.
StakeMiners Ponzi currently has 31 BTC on account.
10 Investards have requested withdraws equaling 18.66 BTC.
<Pause. Dudes, I'm sweatin' bullets here. This fuckin' math is harder than I thought.>
31 - 18.66 = 12.34 BTC
<Full disclosure: I Googled the answer. The minus sign below the minus sign threw me a loop. Although I'm still not sure what the new math symbol " = " means, Google did and preformed the calculation for me. Let's all assume it's correct, with Leroy Fodor Jr. soon to be here to verify the results.>
<WARNING!: Some times math ahead, e.g., 1 X 1 = ____ .>
StakeMiners Ponzis has 8 (eight, if numbers is not your forte) Board of Investards (BoI), each having to put up a minimum of 1 BTC to be considered for the position.
8 X 1 = 8 BTC
<WTF! That can't be right. Two numbers multiplied together SHOULDN'T equal the same bigger number if the other number is a 1, but Google said it is, so it is.>
<Let's see what's left.>
12.34 - 8 = 4.34 BTC
(HAHAHA. I did that one myself. How! I did 12 - 8 = 4 first, then added the .34 to the 4, ergo 4.34. MATH IS FUN!>
Leroy Fodor and his partner, Wofvman, each put in 1 BTC which, by all accounts, should still be there otherwise Team StakeMiners Ponzi would have some 'spainin' to do.
2 X 1 = 2 BTC
<This 1 times another number simply blows me away. It must be a trick of some kind.>
4.34 - 2 = 2.34 BTC
<HAHAHA. Look, dudes! 2.34 as in 2,3,4 of 1,2,3,4,5, etc. Math if fun and FUNNY. HAHAHA>
At this point, you're asking me, why, I'm putting,, commas every, where? Because I aspire, to be as smart
as Leroy Fodor one day, ergo the question mark at the, end of the, sentence because it had the word "asking' ' in within it.
What does the number 2.34 BTC represent. (Note to self: Check Google to see if a question mark goes there.) Hell if I know! I'm just an old man known as a monumental asshole around these here parts. Case in point, I'm currently exposing a Brazilian Inaba, perhaps cousin of the chupacabra by the looks of his avatar. (see my post history if you're not up to speed)
Now, let's revisit that 18.66 BTC withdraw request. At a max of .35 BTC per week, that equates to... Fuck me! Now I have to use even a different math to figure it out.
I guess you put the big number into the small number to get the answer. Okay, I guess that's not how you do it according to Google. Leroy Fodor Jr., HELP! It looks like you put the big number above a minus sign and the small number below the minus sign (why it doesn't crush it, nobody knows).
It looks like this 18.66/.35 = _ _ _ _ (Looks about right for StakeMiners Ponzi: Minus signs galore!) Looks like it'll take 54 weeks for those ten Investards to get their moneys back in full, ergo STAKEMINERS PONZI JUST CEMENTED A WAY TO BE AROUND FOR ANOTHER YEAR. hahaha
Question: Does anybody here feel sorry for the remaining 170 Investards that will have to wait even longer to get their initial investment out of the remaining 2.34 BTC? BTW, that's 2.34 BTC max if Leroy Fodor B.B.A. didn't preform another averaging mistake like he's done twice before when calculating StakeMiners Ponzi number thingies.