Everyone expects the US to protect them.  Then, when the US acts like the world policeman, everyone says what assholes the US are.  lol.  The US and FBI can give a fuck about your stupid bitcoin loss due to downloading fake software.  Why do you cry to them?

Simple solution: use the real Bitcoin. Real Bitcoin has near zero fees.  It always has.  Bitcoin.com

...and Lambos

That dream is still alive: Bitcoin Cash works exactly like Satoshi wanted it to because it is exactly like Satoshi's Bitcoin with no fukcing SegWit.


You are just the beneficiary of good timing.  Me too.  But, that doesn't preclude the fact that the network is all fucked up with unnecessary congestion and super high fees.  


$13.46 actually.  Don't forget the .46

SegWit Bitcoin is garbage.  The other Bitcoin is good.

You don't have to tell me that.  I am always right so I already know.

Let me help you figure it out...

Blockstream can't charge to use their offchain Lightning product unless you are so frustrated with on chain transactions that don't work.  So, they tricked everyone into believing SegWit helps with capacity.  Of course, it doesn't.  But they needed SegWit to make Lightning work!!!! 

Get ready to send Blockstream money every time you want to make a transaction!!!

Fuck you.  That is total bullshit.  Even guys in this thread say the feel the same way.  That's not trolling buddy.  Just because someone says something against your personal feelings, it doesn't make them a troll.  

Satoshi Bitcoin, the real bitcoin, didn't have 1Meg blocks which totally fuck up the fees and MemPool.  1 Meg blocks are there just to drive demand for the Blockstream product 'Lightning'.  It's a scam, and you guys fell for it.  Thank god the people at Bitcoin Cash forked in time to forever get rid of that SegWit shit.  Now the chain has been preserved.  All you will come back to BCH when you finally figure it out that Blockstream is screwing you.  

Now go fuck yourself King Colon.

Bitcoin was supposed to be useful too.  Now it has been rendered nothing more than a Ponzi scheme.  It has no real purpose other than for more and more people to come one after another to give money to the guys already in.  Then BAM!!! a total freefall collapse.

How can we be expected to invest in this stupidity?

Here is a guy trying to give Andreas a tip of $1.50.  To do that, he paid $13.46 in fees.  Does that seem like a sensible payment system?  Not.  It is garbage.  SegWit didn't help with anything.  

No.  But I'll let you guess again just one more time - for free.

That's the bad news that nobody is talking about.  You never cash out.  You have to hold forever.  Bitcoin just keeps going up, and up, and up.  That is because it is superior to fiat currency.  Your government will try to fuck you forever.  So, Bitcoin is never going to be worse than your lousy country's money.  Your net worth just keeps going up until the day you die if you hold bitcoin. 

Cash out if:
1) You want to intentionally lose money
2) You wish to remain a poverty victim for the rest of your life
3) You already have 47 Lambos and don't want another one.

Also, Bitcoin is WAY more expensive than banks.  Bitcoin Cash is still much cheaper than either.

No stuck transactions at Bitcoin Cash.  Send as much as you like whenever you like - just a few cents.

Andreas has worked his ass off for the last three years explaining to EVERYONE how it all works and the importance of Bitcoin.  Recently, the community has recognized him via direct donations to his address  1andreas3batLhQa2FawWjeyjCqyBzypd

If you don't really know who he is, it would be a fucking surprise, but anyway go watch this stuff (it is worth millions): Andreas' You Tube Videos

He has received well over $1 million.  But that is not enough.  His efforts have contributed to the overall Bitcoin Market Cap of OVER $400 Billion more than perhaps anyone else.  So, with your very full wallet on this good Bitcoin day, feel free to kick down a few bucks for the man who puts so much into making you richer.  He'll keep working, and your wallet will get even more full.  

Don't be a filthy cheap rat bastard, send something right now.  I'll slap the living shit out of you if I find out you didn't send him some money.  

It will fall back to 8K.  That was the last solid support level - just a few weeks ago.  This is pure euphoria and speculation.  Get the profits now and respend them on cheap BTC later.

2019?!  lol!  It will be 30000 by the end of the week if this same pace keeps up!

Don't believe the hype!

Then it becomes all tears...

This guy has the right idea.  

Very dumb idea.  That $250 handbag will mean millions at retirement.  Don't believe me?  No problem, you'll understand fully when you retire without that money.  Having a mad wife for a week doesn't compare to millions more in retirement - and retiring when you are 40.

You must have one ugly wife.  Hot ones are all money eaters who need new Gucci bags every birthday or christmas.


With your new fortune, you are going to have a shitload of new friends.  Getting friends is going to be the least of your worries.  Do you know how many friends can fit on the yacht you are going to buy?  

WTF?  How many Karma points to buy 1 bitcoin?  You can keep your karma, I am buying bitcoin.  No fucking smiling christmas at my house.


Christmas is a scam so Gucci can sell more handbags that are unneeded and prevent you from having as much Bitcoin as you should have.  I think this will be easier for you to understand in 10 years when that handbag would have been worth $4million dollars.

lol my fine friend.  You need to be reminded 'pussy is not everything'.  Especially so when the original post contemplates a full upgrade.  'detriment of your relationship' is the questionable part of your argument.  If your bitch loves $500 handbags more than $49,500 then she clearly needs to refocus.  Could be that the 'detriment' in that relationship needs to be replaced.  

This is why so many guys are running around with a wife they don't even like any more.  Only because divorce is expensive do they stay together.  What a lifelong misery.