The answer will be of no use to you.  You'll just have to believe that bitcoin swaps are a very important step forward.  It basically means, now wall street is actually involved and designing financial products around bitcoin.  Never before has that been done. 

Look, this stuff is technical.  It's not really good for morons.  Try a Frisbee.

You are too dumb to understand things like this.  However, I'll tell you one thing you can understand - this is fucking huge. 

Yep.  This is unbelievable.  They are fully ripping everyone off with this move.  I think they are desperate at this point having lost millions.

When will the bonus miners be shipping?  I wonder when KnC will get around to sending out 'batch 3' - the bonus miners?  Any word on that?

These guys are card-carrying thieves.  They used that $13,000 to build their data center while their customers got nothing.  Still no Neptune delivery.  All the while, they promised not to mine over 5% of what they sold to customers.  

On the day they announced the opening of this new Cloud Mining service, the promise not to mine over 5% was removed from the FAQ page of their website.  

Fucking Swedish Scum.  No less.

Now they hash at about 5% of the entire network - that is ALL the mining equipment EVERYONE made. 

Liars, cheaters and thieves. 

I am hip.  Let's hear about the new SP50.  SP31 is a mere patch job of an old technology.  We want something to look forward to.  Has the wait list been started yet?

OK - congratulations on a great SP30 which is now in the field busy working to approach ROI.  Awesome.  

Now, could we please have some news about the SP50?  SP31 is merely a little fix for the old technology.  What the people really want is information on the new technology.  What do we have to look forward to?  

SP50

rack: 3.5U
Input V = 200 - 280V (sorry, no 110V)
8.8TH/s (+/- 5%)
4.5kWatts (3X 1.5k)
$4,900
Delivery: Nov 30

I talked to Guy and several of the other guys.  They said this is the most likely configuration.  *No guarantees at this time.
Where do I send my deposit?

They didn't compensate me for anything!  Damn.  I spent a lot of time in this thread.  I want compensation.

Where's the fun in that?

Earn?  You can't earn money mining!!!  That's impossible.

Some chump didn't get one of my jokes.  I was messin' with a guy about the private key because he asked a dumb question.  So this guy goes on a rampage and diss's me because he thinks I was trying to scam the guy.

Actually, I kind-of like the red ink.  It looks pretty cool and goes well with my reputation around here.  It's OK if you go on there and give me another ding or two.  Make some shit up!  Hope it is funny. 

Hey! wtf?  I didn't receive anything.  Aren't you guys going to send me an SP30?  I made a lot of jokes and kept this thread funny and interesting all during the wait period.  I think I deserve a free one for that right?  Whatda ya say Guy?  Kick me down a bonus - yo?



OK - now that the SP30 is done and out of the way, when are the SP50s going to be announced?  I'd like to get in the queue for that right away.

You know, it wouldn't kill you to show some measure of decorum and courtesy.  I don't appreciate being called 'ball-bag'.  That is rather impolite and I take offense to such unwarranted attacks.

Aww, Stress - you make me seem like some kind of fraud!  That sucks.  

I guess there will be no problem then for Spondoolies to give back all the money I paid - right?

OK - have it all back.  I'll even pay a little bit of interest and award you some extra time.  Have fun!

I would like a full refund. 

Don't waste time wondering about this.  Guy said it would be this week. 

Fool me once, shame on you.  Fool me twice, ...   - well you get it.  If you believed them saying: "it'd ship by August", its your own damn fault. 

This is brutal.  I think they are going to do shipping like they did the specs.  Nothing they said will come true.  Probably going to be about 3 weeks late on shipping.  Not only that, now they are working under heavy pressure making mistakes.  I'll bet there will be some serious quality control issues like SuperJups.  

Don't forget about vacations, these guys take a lot of vacations right in the middle of production too.  They don't care.

That's mean.  Show some respect.

It appears the tables are turning.  Widespread bitcoin adoption by girls is starting to happen too.  
...at least this girl appears to be using them.

Now accepting Bitcoins!
Kandi wants to take care of you.




Not only is Kandi using bitcoins, I think she might be using you too. 

Yeah, but the English hookers are awful