so, I wrote the script I talked about earlier.

It is now slowly crawling thru this thread, and in a few minutes I will tell you the top 10 posters by username.

Wanna bet who number one is?  

Probably in the woods, shooting deer.  
I made sure he's on the list so he doesn't shoot me.

Hey, were are my 20 DRK, man?
Where's my money, dude?  
tx-id or it never happend.  

 

PS: I will extract a userlist that better reflects the darkcoin community. Stay tuned. Will be a fucking long list.

Wait, so you are willing to get rid of the "THE" in thelonecrouton? ?
In the original post I was thinking about adding you, but the "THE" bugged me, so I dropped you. Sorry.

Ah come on, somebody is pulling my leg.  

I announce that I am researching the psychological profile of trolls, and the next second the very definition of a troll walks by? A veritable storybook troll?

Yeah right.  

I didn't know that they don't allow that. Interesting. And weird... what are they thinking?
And as I said, I am not sure how to deal with your name...
What looks better:

TAOOFSATOSHI

or

TAOOFSATOSHI

This is only the warm up, wait for the real darkcoin related business coming up the next weeks/months. 

Such business skills, I salute you!

Oh Snap, here we go!
That's the reason I posted a "..."

Now I will not be able to work for the next few days... if I keep adding users.

Wait for my script, you will definitely be on the list Tao!

Also, your name has 3 substrings Tao (1) Of (2) Saatoshi (3)... which makes it a bit more difficult, and is the main reason why I chose who I chose. (All 2 substrings)

(If you can't wait, I take 0.1 DRK per name update)

Your name looks awesome in darkcoin letters:


PS: How does one easily recognize trolls?
What are the words they are using?
You know what, this will be so AWESOME!
We will find out what words they use because I will create wordclouds out of the well known trolls posts.

Oh, giggity!

Alright, Alright!



 

Just playing around a little with the darkcoin font.

I am not even sure if its really the darkcoin font, seems like the official logo is a bit more refined. (especially the A and the K)

I took EuroStile Extended (Bold) and this came out:



Looks cool seeing your own name in darkcoin letters, doesn't it?

I will now create a script and extract usernames from this thread, sorted by amount of posts.

This is going to be fuuuuun.

You know what's really outlandish:
That we still use debt based FIAT money!

I look at darkcoin as a protocol/technology, not just a fancy altcoin or something.
Darkcoin could spark a (r)evolution, you know like: make anonymity cool again!
And such a movement could survive you and me easily.

Considering that we live in a world where governments everywhere are just a few steps away from totalitarian tyranny, Darkcoin could become very important!

So I'm starting to think that Darkcoin is really a good name, because we need to make anonymity cool again!
What, you want to shine a light on my private information? What are you, a Nazi? I'd rather stay dark!

Darkness is perfect for privacy.

Dark privacy.

#joinTheDarkArk

embark on the dark ark!  

#embarkOnTheDarkArk

#darkArkEmbark LMAO!!! THAT'S IT!

Now I know you are awesome... AND crazy!

You gave me a CAPS G?
Now we are friends for life!  

Yep, you are starting to get it. 

I'll create more soon, thanks!

I actually LOVE his idea, ... it's just NOT a masternode.
Would be much better as a symbol for dark community or something.

Dammit I am trying to make you laugh, how can you read it so wrong? 

You are right.

But it doesn't matter anymore, creating NSFW gifs was just the first step in my evolution,
but creating cartoons is much much more satisfying for me. (community approves!)


You are very generous. Thank you!