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Flat Earth meme de jure.  wa...wa..wait a sec... Are you telling this is impossible:  FUCK IT NICKELODEON, FUCKING LIARS... WHYYYYYY At least that's possible.  They're too high! This is the Apollo 11 flight to the Moon and they're really fucking high just look at the curvature of the Earth, it's greater than it is in photographs of the ISS.  I give, notbatman. Where is that body of oxygen-free water located depicting underwater welding (above)? Please revise your proof, for it'll make me look bad if ever I join your camp.  Hey, while we're on the subject, in how many millions of years will the oxygen in and/or around the sun finally be depleted? They're too high! This is the Apollo 11 flight to the Moon and they're really fucking high just look at the curvature of the Earth, it's greater than it is in photographs of the ISS.  "The size of a fisheye lens? It's not a matter of what size the lenses are, it's a matter of distance and perspectives. Are you gonna join our crusade or not? We'll give you all the links to only the best YouTube videos so to advance our cause in your name. Oh, and you'll be a member of the Coconut of the Month Club for life." |
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July 13, 2017, 09:45:53 PM |
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Unedited video from an amature balloonist carries more weight than the CGI garbage NASA produces, you can tell the guy on youtube just strapped his iPhone to the balloon then uploaded the video.
Exactly. Nasa can't even do a proper balloon launch. They should learn from flat earth researchers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO0VKtFmJ0MBonus video - thrust and combustion - NOT possible in a vacuum, space travel is impossible: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9i97_K9Sx8 |
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notbatman (OP)
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July 13, 2017, 10:36:48 PM |
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This is what Earth looks like from a weather balloon.  |
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July 13, 2017, 10:52:20 PM |
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... I give, notbatman. Where is that body of oxygen-free water located depicting underwater welding (above)? Please revise your proof, for it'll make me look bad if ever I join your camp. ... Intended to use a photo of a diver with a flare but every picture has been replaced with a fake CGI image so I went with the welder, at least he has a tank of oxygen. In any case there's a source of O2 for combustion underwater in my example but none in that NASA photo.  |
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Verified Bernie Bro - Feel The Bern!
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July 14, 2017, 01:39:23 AM |
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Take a look at this little story to see what I mean. Back in the 1950s, 3 guys stopped at a hotel for the night. These guys were not together. They just happened to stop at the same time, looking for a room for the night. The hotel clerk told them there was only one room left vacant. They would have to draw straws for it, or they could share it if they wanted. The guys decided to share it. The clerk charged them each $10 (remember, the 1950s), and they went up to their room. Some time later the clerk felt a little guilty for charging them that much when they would be sharing the room. So he gave the bellboy $5 to take up to the guys as a refund. On the way up in the elevator, the bellboy realized that he didn't know how to divide $5 evenly among 3 guys. So, when he got to their room, he gave each of the guys $1 back, and kept $2 as a tip. Since each guy got a dollar back, that means he paid only $9 for the room, right? Three times $9 is $27, plus the $2 that the bellboy kept, makes $29. What happened to the 30th dollar? ---------- When you think about it for a moment, you can see that this is twisted thinking. That's what FE people do to show FE. Solid science shows that the earth is a globe. But the BIG point is that when you believe something, you are talking about religion. Only when you understand it are you talking about science. Seriously you can't fools me. Obviously they only paid $9 each, 3x9=27, so when the bell boy brought the $5 up there was now $32. People have been making money this way for about 6000 years, since our wee little pancake was created! |
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July 14, 2017, 03:39:31 AM
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The bell boy gave BADecker's mom a dollar for a quick squeezer in the stairwell.
The other dudes gave her $3 and glued her eyes shut during a round of fellatio.
The bell boy bought a burger and fries and a pack of smokes with the extra $1.
(remember, the 1950's)
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July 14, 2017, 08:33:59 AM |
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notbatman,
I can prove it to you that the earth is not flat given you are ready to accept facts, unlike other ignorant flat-earthers, ready to use logic and not be biased.
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July 14, 2017, 08:43:52 AM |
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notbatman,
I can prove it to you that the earth is not flat given you are ready to accept facts, unlike other ignorant flat-earthers, ready to use logic and not be biased.
When you say facts I'm assuming you mean 3rd party information that can't be independently verified padded with appeals to authority and thinly veiled ad hominem attacks. In any case let's see what you've got! |
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July 14, 2017, 05:03:32 PM |
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Unedited video from an amature balloonist carries more weight than the CGI garbage NASA produces, you can tell the guy on youtube just strapped his iPhone to the balloon then uploaded the video.
Exactly. Nasa can't even do a proper balloon launch. They should learn from flat earth researchers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO0VKtFmJ0MBonus video - thrust and combustion - NOT possible in a vacuum, space travel is impossible: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9i97_K9Sx8Re the last video, I'll let my Montana Dude from our camp explain what happened or didn't happened in that video, for I sure the hell can't.  |
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July 14, 2017, 05:34:13 PM |
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Re the last video, I'll let my Montana Dude from our camp explain what happened or didn't happened in that video, for I sure the hell can't. There is no atmosphere in that vacuum to push with a fan - Nothing being moved to act against the feather. Mars has an atmosphere. https://www.space.com/16903-mars-atmosphere-climate-weather.htmlServed! So to recap, all NASA has to do is teleport a rocket to Mars and the space program will be back right on track. Eat that, NotBatman! I love our camp cuz it has everything. This morning we had scrambled eggs and brains for breakfast and this morning we had scrambled eggs and brains for breakfast. I bet you can't guess what we had for breakfast this morning, eh? Okay, I'll tell you. We had scrambled eggs and ... WHAT THE FUCK DID WE DO! Now we have to wait a few hours so we can comb through our shit and ... |
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July 14, 2017, 09:18:22 PM |
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Re the last video, I'll let my Montana Dude from our camp explain what happened or didn't happened in that video, for I sure the hell can't. There is no atmosphere in that vacuum to push with a fan - Nothing being moved to act against the feather. Mars has an atmosphere. https://www.space.com/16903-mars-atmosphere-climate-weather.htmlAnd Mars ESPECIALLY has an atmosphere, if it is on Devon Island, being photographed there by NASA.  |
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July 14, 2017, 09:20:52 PM |
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Re the last video, I'll let my Montana Dude from our camp explain what happened or didn't happened in that video, for I sure the hell can't. There is no atmosphere in that vacuum to push with a fan - Nothing being moved to act against the feather. Mars has an atmosphere. https://www.space.com/16903-mars-atmosphere-climate-weather.htmlServed! So to recap, all NASA has to do is teleport a rocket to Mars and the space program will be back right on track. Eat that, NotBatman! I love our camp cuz it has everything. This morning we had scrambled eggs and brains for breakfast and this morning we had scrambled eggs and brains for breakfast. I bet you can't guess what we had for breakfast this morning, eh? Okay, I'll tell you. We had scrambled eggs and ... WHAT THE FUCK DID WE DO! Now we have to wait a few hours so we can comb through our shit and ... LOL! What do you guys do for constipation? Especially if the beer... I mean earth is flat? |
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July 14, 2017, 09:47:21 PM |
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July 14, 2017, 10:38:45 PM |
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Re the last video, I'll let my Montana Dude from our camp explain what happened or didn't happened in that video, for I sure the hell can't. There is no atmosphere in that vacuum to push with a fan - Nothing being moved to act against the feather. Mars has an atmosphere. https://www.space.com/16903-mars-atmosphere-climate-weather.htmlServed! So to recap, all NASA has to do is teleport a rocket to Mars and the space program will be back right on track. Eat that, NotBatman! I love our camp cuz it has everything. This morning we had scrambled eggs and brains for breakfast and this morning we had scrambled eggs and brains for breakfast. I bet you can't guess what we had for breakfast this morning, eh? Okay, I'll tell you. We had scrambled eggs and ... WHAT THE FUCK DID WE DO! Now we have to wait a few hours so we can comb through our shit and ... LOL! What do you guys do for constipation? Especially if the beer... I mean earth is flat?   "George, I'll be right back, so hold down the fort while I'm gone. My number just came up, so it's my turn to rectumfy a case of constipation at Camp Globe. Haz anybody see my orange hard hat and swimming goggles?" |
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July 14, 2017, 10:44:35 PM |
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notbatman,
I can prove it to you that the earth is not flat given you are ready to accept facts, unlike other ignorant flat-earthers, ready to use logic and not be biased.
When you say facts I'm assuming you mean 3rd party information that can't be independently verified padded with appeals to authority and thinly veiled ad hominem attacks. In any case let's see what you've got! Ancient people already knew the earth isn't flat, you are just showing you are more ignorant than people who lived thousands of years ago. 1- The easiest evidence is this:- A person at a higher altitude can see farther than someone on the ground. Even a child can reason out that the Earth was spherical from this. This was also the easiest way of measuring the circumference of the Earth. 2- The positions of the Stars change depending on the latitude they're viewed. We know that the Ancients regularly travelled all across the country- both for trade as well as pilgrimage, and a major method for navigation were stars. It's obvious they must've known about the spherical shape of the Earth. There are several other methods of easily figuring out why the Earth is not flat- but these would've been the easiest and most common. Pretty much all educated people across the World knew of these facts by 500 AD, and the circumference of the Earth was easy to calculate as well. By the 500s, Indian Astronomers could calculate the Earth's size, volume and axial tilt to quite impressive figures of precision. |
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July 14, 2017, 10:59:55 PM |
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notbatman,
I can prove it to you that the earth is not flat given you are ready to accept facts, unlike other ignorant flat-earthers, ready to use logic and not be biased.
When you say facts I'm assuming you mean 3rd party information that can't be independently verified padded with appeals to authority and thinly veiled ad hominem attacks. In any case let's see what you've got! Ancient people already knew the earth isn't flat, you are just showing you are more ignorant than people who lived thousands of years ago. 1- The easiest evidence is this:- A person at a higher altitude can see farther than someone on the ground. Even a child can reason out that the Earth was spherical from this. This was also the easiest way of measuring the circumference of the Earth. 2- The positions of the Stars change depending on the latitude they're viewed. We know that the Ancients regularly travelled all across the country- both for trade as well as pilgrimage, and a major method for navigation were stars. It's obvious they must've known about the spherical shape of the Earth. There are several other methods of easily figuring out why the Earth is not flat- but these would've been the easiest and most common. Pretty much all educated people across the World knew of these facts by 500 AD, and the circumference of the Earth was easy to calculate as well. By the 500s, Indian Astronomers could calculate the Earth's size, volume and axial tilt to quite impressive figures of precision. Forgive me for sneaking out and visiting Camp Flat-earth to help them out on this one. The following was a device used to navigate the flat Earth back in the day: |
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July 15, 2017, 01:23:38 AM |
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 World leaders confirm that Russian has developed an odorless rocket fuel for space travel. President trump said, "I was sitting next to Putin the entire time and I didn't smell anything from his direction, albeit somebody in the room most likely was menstruating, for I recognize that smell anywhere." |
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July 15, 2017, 10:43:47 AM |
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July 15, 2017, 04:56:09 PM |
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notbatman,
I can prove it to you that the earth is not flat given you are ready to accept facts, unlike other ignorant flat-earthers, ready to use logic and not be biased.
When you say facts I'm assuming you mean 3rd party information that can't be independently verified padded with appeals to authority and thinly veiled ad hominem attacks. In any case let's see what you've got! I won't attack you XD Since you most probably won't even consider anything that I say which has the things which have already been proven to be true by scientists all over the globe over a lot of years I will try to not use these "3rd party information" Lets start simple, go to an open area like a really big ground and look around you should be able to see the Mount Everest since it is amazing tall and on a flat earth everything will be in line of sight, even if you don't live in the usa on the 4th of July your sky should have been lit assuming the earth is flat, this is clearly not possible on a earth that is not flat. I will wait for your response either accepting that you can't prove this is wrong or proving it wrong. |
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