[ANN][XEL] Elastic Project - The Decentralized Supercomputer

[Evil-Knievel]

Did we talk about SONM already?

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1845114.0

Lol, what the fucking fuck is this? I remember people were saying "Elastic is pure crap", today everyone wants to built a distributed super computer. Looks like we all have done everything right!!

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[ttookk]

Did we talk about SONM already?

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1845114.0

Lol, what the fucking fuck is this? I remember people were saying "Elastic is pure crap", today everyone wants to built a distributed super computer. Looks like we all have done everything right!!

Ok, I guess now we talked about it

[Evil-Knievel]

Ok, I guess now we talked about it

We have very good chances to find new supercomputers called ZTUD, LAOF, UFZG and MCCI announced tomorrow  

[ttookk]

Ok, I guess now we talked about it

We have very good chances to find new supercomputers by the names ZTUD, LAOF, UFZG and MCCI tomorrow 

LMAOputer

ROFLputer

[cryptodv]

Ok, I guess now we talked about it

We have very good chances to find new supercomputers called ZTUD, LAOF, UFZG and MCCI announced tomorrow  

Wouldn't doubt it!

[Evil-Knievel]

Ok, I guess now we talked about it

We have very good chances to find new supercomputers called ZTUD, LAOF, UFZG and MCCI announced tomorrow  

Wouldn't doubt it!

Wow, they have a white paper! I will read it tomorrow since it's more than 30 pages. I scrolled through it ... can't wait to learn what the "miner's fog" is  
They also have a nice "team page".

If it wouldn't be bad PR, I would suggest that we do our own interpretation of a good team page:
Leave out the "significant knowledge", "CEO, CTO, Programmer, Private Dancer, Flute Player, Ski expert, Einsteins direct competitor" and "tremendous experience" crap and do something really cool. I just think that some people wouldn't like that! Maybe we should do it anyway ... just for us  

[mr.coinzy]

Ok, I guess now we talked about it

We have very good chances to find new supercomputers called ZTUD, LAOF, UFZG and MCCI announced tomorrow  

Hehe, I am especially worried about competition from the griffin supercompeter project
( here is their current logo:    )

[ttookk]

Ok, I guess now we talked about it

We have very good chances to find new supercomputers called ZTUD, LAOF, UFZG and MCCI announced tomorrow  

Wouldn't doubt it!

Wow, they have a white paper! I will read it tomorrow since it's more than 30 pages. I scrolled through it ... can't wait to learn what the "miner's fog" is  
They also have a nice "team page".

If it wouldn't be bad PR, I would suggest that we do our own interpretation of a good team page:
Leave out the "significant knowledge", "CEO, CTO, Programmer, Private Dancer, Flute Player, Ski expert, Einsteins direct competitor" and "tremendous experience" crap and do something really cool. I just think that some people wouldn't like that! Maybe we should do it anyway ... just for us  

[Evil-Knievel]

First Try:

[Evil-Knievel]

Look what they write about Elastic  

The 2nd last paragraph is a lie, btw.

The 3rd last as well.

[cyberhacker]

Ok, I guess now we talked about it

We have very good chances to find new supercomputers called ZTUD, LAOF, UFZG and MCCI announced tomorrow  

Wouldn't doubt it!

Wow, they have a white paper! I will read it tomorrow since it's more than 30 pages. I scrolled through it ... can't wait to learn what the "miner's fog" is  
They also have a nice "team page".

If it wouldn't be bad PR, I would suggest that we do our own interpretation of a good team page:
Leave out the "significant knowledge", "CEO, CTO, Programmer, Private Dancer, Flute Player, Ski expert, Einsteins direct competitor" and "tremendous experience" crap and do something really cool. I just think that some people wouldn't like that! Maybe we should do it anyway ... just for us  

to me. they are all dick suckers. ...

[cryptodv]

Look what they write about Elastic  

The 2nd last paragraph is a lie, btw.

The 3rd last as well.

If they ever happen to publish this to IEEE or ACM, I will have them blocked for at least a year from any kind of publications 

Just a tad bit condescending......

[mr.coinzy]

Ok, I guess now we talked about it

We have very good chances to find new supercomputers called ZTUD, LAOF, UFZG and MCCI announced tomorrow  

Wouldn't doubt it!

Wow, they have a white paper! I will read it tomorrow since it's more than 30 pages. I scrolled through it ... can't wait to learn what the "miner's fog" is  
They also have a nice "team page".

If it wouldn't be bad PR, I would suggest that we do our own interpretation of a good team page:
Leave out the "significant knowledge", "CEO, CTO, Programmer, Private Dancer, Flute Player, Ski expert, Einsteins direct competitor" and "tremendous experience" crap and do something really cool. I just think that some people wouldn't like that! Maybe we should do it anyway ... just for us  

to me. they are all dick suckers. ...

And ball fondlers , lets not forget they are all ball fondlers as well

[Selsonblue]

Wow, it takes a really sour person to announce a project with a similar vision to another project and then try to bad mouth that imitated project.

Keeping the facts clear for people is key, rise above the negative chatter and once XEL is delivered we can see what the community around the project can do.

[ttookk]

Ok, I guess now we talked about it

We have very good chances to find new supercomputers called ZTUD, LAOF, UFZG and MCCI announced tomorrow  

Wouldn't doubt it!

Wow, they have a white paper! I will read it tomorrow since it's more than 30 pages. I scrolled through it ... can't wait to learn what the "miner's fog" is  
They also have a nice "team page".

If it wouldn't be bad PR, I would suggest that we do our own interpretation of a good team page:
Leave out the "significant knowledge", "CEO, CTO, Programmer, Private Dancer, Flute Player, Ski expert, Einsteins direct competitor" and "tremendous experience" crap and do something really cool. I just think that some people wouldn't like that! Maybe we should do it anyway ... just for us  

to me. they are all dick suckers. ...

And ball fondlers , lets not forget they are all ball fondlers as well

Unless they like dick sucking and ball fondling, in which case they are pussy lickers. And if they like both, they, they… they are whatever-they-don't-want-to-suck suckers.

(my anti-homophobic sense was tingling, sorry )

Seriously though, skimming over SONMs whitepaper, it looks like a collection of buzzwords. They have huge shoes to fill for sure.

I guess we can end this now, right? Let them try to do their thing. Will probably take them some time.

[cyberhacker]

if they can deliver what they "promised" or "capable of"

they can beat AMAZON for sure.

but....

[Evil-Knievel]

I guess we can end this now, right? Let them try to do their thing. Will probably take them some time.

Yeah, classic buzzword bingo. I think we can close this chapter, this is nothing serious in my humble opinion.
I mean, if they get millions of dollars, then I will lose faith in mankind, but after all ... who cares?

[cyberhacker]

I guess we can end this now, right? Let them try to do their thing. Will probably take them some time.

Yeah, classic buzzword bingo. I think we can close this chapter, this is nothing serious in my humble opinion.
I mean, if they get millions of dollars, then I will lose faith in mankind, but after all ... who cares?

i hope they can get billions of dollars. i don't care ppl get screwed....lol

money burnt and ppl will finally find gold here.

who cares.


let's get XEL rock.

[xxxgoodgirls]

Great updates, keep it on!

[chinadaye]

@EK
Are there plans to add channels for communication with other APPs? Let xel become a source of computing power to any project that you want to calculate, based on an open interface, so that XEL into a modular computing power battery, any project can be a simple access