furrycoat
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January 04, 2013, 11:26:35 PM |
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Sorry but those were truly the worst jokes i've ever witnessed...
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Elwar
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Viva Ut Vivas
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March 11, 2013, 08:04:42 PM |
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Person 1: Knock Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: GP
Person 2: GP who?
Person 1: No, I'm waiting for my ASIC.
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First seastead company actually selling sea homes: Ocean Builders https://ocean.builders Of course we accept bitcoin. |
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tkbx
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March 12, 2013, 02:49:22 AM |
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A man walks in to a bank and asks if he can convert his dollars to bitcoin.
His account is frozen and he is reported as a possible terrorist to the FBI.
now this is good |
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freequant
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March 13, 2013, 01:32:50 AM |
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This joke will become fun in 3 confirmations.
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Ekaros
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March 13, 2013, 01:34:09 AM |
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Knock knock
Who's there
Punchline is in different fork!
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freequant
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March 13, 2013, 01:42:19 AM |
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A Litecoin enters a bar, and seats at the counter beside a Bitcoin. Litecoin: Hey! Litecoin: Let me introduce myself, I'm Litecoin. Litecoin: Nice ambiance here, huh? Litecoin: And so how shall I address you? Litecoin: ... Litecoin: You're note the talkative type, are you  Litecoin: Alright.. then.. I'll be over there chatting with this I0Coin chick with big pre-mines... (Litecoin leaves) (10 minutes later) Bitcoin (alone): Hi! Nice to meet you! Yeah, this bar rocks. My name is Bitcoin. What do you mean? Can I offer you a drink? Eh, where are you going? |
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freequant
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March 13, 2013, 01:50:54 AM |
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So it's the story of a Bitcoin, a Litecoin, a Namecoin and a Solidcoin who are on a boat, and the boat is sinking.
Wait, where is the Solidcoin?
What? It's undergoing maintenance?
Oh well...
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Richy_T
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March 13, 2013, 06:16:03 PM |
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Change it to "Forking Bitcoins, how do they work?" |
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mccorvic
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March 13, 2013, 07:06:51 PM |
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Knock knock
Who's there
Punchline is in different fork!
I lol'd A Litecoin enters a bar, and seats at the counter beside a Bitcoin.
Litecoin: Hey!
Litecoin: Let me introduce myself, I'm Litecoin.
Everyone: Yes, we know. Nobody cares
FTFY |
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dego
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June 28, 2013, 10:46:20 PM |
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Chuck Norris has more keys than the Bitcoin blockchain.
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razorfishsl
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June 28, 2013, 11:11:46 PM |
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Anyone who buys a Block Erupter does not sell it on Ebay but instead tries to mine with it.
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threeip
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June 28, 2013, 11:50:58 PM |
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Person 1: Knock Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: GP
Person 2: GP who?
Person 1: No, I'm waiting for my ASIC.
/thread Q: Who is a Bitcoin miner's least favorite rapper? A: 2 Chainz |
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franky1
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June 29, 2013, 12:07:47 PM |
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bitcoin will never have good jokes, it takes 10 minutes to get the punchline
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I DO NOT TRADE OR ACT AS ESCROW ON THIS FORUM EVER.
Please do your own research & respect what is written here as both opinion & information gleaned from experience. many people replying with insults but no on-topic content substance, automatically are 'facepalmed' and yawned at
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Phinnaeus Gage
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Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
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June 29, 2013, 03:18:39 PM |
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bitcoin will never have good jokes, it takes 10 minutes to get the punchline
ROFLMMFAO!!! This one is perfect! It incorporates delayed wit and a triple entendre, hence needing the time to appreciate the joke to its fullest. |
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grau
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June 29, 2013, 03:27:15 PM |
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Chuck Norris has a Brain Miner.
No block dares to hash to 1 he thinks of.
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Welsh
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June 29, 2013, 03:34:04 PM |
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bitcoin will never have good jokes, it takes 10 minutes to get the punchline
Lol, I had a little smile on that one. It's the best one so far in my opinion. |
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melon
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June 29, 2013, 11:24:43 PM |
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why doesn't chuck Norris own bitcoin?
bcz even w a katana he cant hack it
what do you get when you cross Idaho potatoes w a btc mining rig?
American hash fries
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Once was a man his name was Jed..had a lot of hair but it wasn't on his head !
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