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June 18, 2011, 06:33:54 AM |
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Q: What do you do when someone steals your Bitcoins?
A: Bitch on the Internet about it until every newspaper is talking about you, and obfuscate the details enough to make people think you're lying, and then have lengthy debates about the truth.
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I HATE TABLES I HATE TABLES I HA(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ TABLES I HATE TABLES I HATE TABLES
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kidgorgeous
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June 18, 2011, 07:13:51 AM |
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Any good alice & bob jokes?
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bitrebel
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June 18, 2011, 08:49:09 AM |
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This isn't working, someone make some philosoraptor bitcoin sayings, or create a bitcoin themed hitler parody video
Someone already did the Hitlet bitcoin bit |
Why does Bitrebel have 65+ Ignores?
Because Bitrebel says things that some people do not want YOU to hear.
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bcearl
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June 18, 2011, 09:07:17 AM |
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No funny joke yet.
PS: My girlfriend actually likes bitcoin, but her father was upset that I introduced her to it. Fortunately her father is a mathematician, so it took me only three lines of email to get him totally fascinated about bitcoin.
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Misspelling protects against dictionary attacks NOT
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bcearl
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June 18, 2011, 09:08:07 AM |
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Any good alice & bob jokes?
Bruce Schneier knows their shared secret. |
Misspelling protects against dictionary attacks NOT
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piuk
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June 18, 2011, 09:17:10 AM |
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Why can deflationary currencies never get dates?
Because they won't go down on you.
Bu dum chi.
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Alex Beckenham
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June 18, 2011, 09:26:00 AM |
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No funny joke yet.
PS: My girlfriend actually likes bitcoin, but her father was upset that I introduced her to it. Fortunately her father is a mathematician, so it took me only three lines of email to get him totally fascinated about bitcoin.
The 3 lines: I'm a huge pervert and love doing crazy things with women. I've seen your daughter naked and I like it. Bitcoin is a new crypto-currency that is starting to take up so much of my time and thoughts that if it really takes off then I'll have no time to focus on anything else. |
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bitrebel
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June 18, 2011, 09:33:42 AM |
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What did the banker say when he heard the news about bitcoin? Can anyone point me to the nearest bridge?  |
Why does Bitrebel have 65+ Ignores?
Because Bitrebel says things that some people do not want YOU to hear.
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bitrebel
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June 18, 2011, 09:35:45 AM |
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How many Bankers does it take to mine a bitcoin? None, thank God!  |
Why does Bitrebel have 65+ Ignores?
Because Bitrebel says things that some people do not want YOU to hear.
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bitrebel
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June 18, 2011, 09:41:36 AM |
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what did the whore say to the banker? no bitcoins, no service!  |
Why does Bitrebel have 65+ Ignores?
Because Bitrebel says things that some people do not want YOU to hear.
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DamienBlack
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June 18, 2011, 09:43:28 AM |
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A bitcoin walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The bitcoin sighs and replies, "I lost my key." The bartender say, "maybe someone will find it."
Trillions of years later, no one has.
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bitrebel
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June 18, 2011, 09:43:50 AM |
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Why does Bitrebel have 65+ Ignores?
Because Bitrebel says things that some people do not want YOU to hear.
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bitrebel
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June 18, 2011, 09:48:16 AM |
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What's the difference between a bitcoin and a buck?
People want bitcoins!
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Why does Bitrebel have 65+ Ignores?
Because Bitrebel says things that some people do not want YOU to hear.
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teknohog
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June 18, 2011, 10:55:54 AM |
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A frustrated miner walks past a bar.
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mouse
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June 18, 2011, 11:09:41 AM |
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What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a Bitcoin costume.
Note sure what this says about me, but this one made me laugh |
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BubbleBoy
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June 18, 2011, 11:13:48 AM |
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allinvain walks into a bar, and hooks up with a gorgeous blonde.
Next morning: "Hey, WHERE'S MY WALLET.DAT ??!!!!"
You have my permission to turn this into an Oscar nominated movie script. It has drama, love, betrayal, historical references and jews.
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Klestin
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June 18, 2011, 02:07:06 PM |
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A man walks in to a bank and asks if he can convert his dollars to bitcoin.
His account is frozen and he is reported as a possible terrorist to the FBI.
I lol'd. |
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stick_theman
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June 18, 2011, 02:19:48 PM |
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allinvain walks into a bar, and hooks up with a gorgeous blonde.
Next morning: "Hey, WHERE'S MY WALLET.DAT ??!!!!"
LOOOOOOOOOL Poor Allinvain, sorry... |
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Earthlite Organics
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June 18, 2011, 02:23:55 PM |
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To whom it may concern:
Please make your bitcoin jokes funnier next time, so I know they're jokes.
Sincerely,
Shfinks
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Klestin
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June 18, 2011, 02:28:16 PM |
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 Begun, the meme wars have. |
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