Jack and jill went up a hill, both with half a bitcoin.
Jill came down with 1 bitcoin, that fucking whore.
Jack and Jill fought up the hill, each with half a bitcoin.
Jill came down with 1
BTC, now known as the Battle of the Boyne.
There once was a blonde lady who lived in a shoe.
She had so many bitcoins, for she knew what to do.
Ol' Sam Cole was a merry old soul
And a merry ol' soul was he;
He called for his pipe, and he called for his bowl
And he called for his fiddlers three.
Every fiddler he had a fiddle,
And a very fine fiddle had he;
Oh there's none so rare, as can compare
With Sam Cole and his fiddlers three.
