[FAILED]Butterfly Labs 30 day countdown to the end of September

[joeventura]

So the Friday update looks like this:

Friday, November 15,2013 Shipping Update

Jalapenos 5 gh/s: May 24, 2013

Little Singles 25 gh/s and 30 Upgrades: May 14, 2013

Single 50 gh/s and 60 Upgrades: April 25, 2013 pay date

MiniRigs: Now shipping Nov 2013 , All June 2012-October 2013 MiniRig orders complete.


Which leaves the burning question:

WHO IN THE HELL ORDERED A MINIRIG IN NOVEMBER OF 2013 THAT NEEDS SHIPPING?

p.s. still haven't cleared April. Monday as I predicted.

[BuckNaked]

Perhaps this is why they're not shipping to customers?

http://i40.tinypic.com/b6o8yh.png

[bcp19]

So the Friday update looks like this:

Friday, November 15,2013 Shipping Update

Jalapenos 5 gh/s: May 24, 2013

Little Singles 25 gh/s and 30 Upgrades: May 14, 2013

Single 50 gh/s and 60 Upgrades: April 25, 2013 pay date

MiniRigs: Now shipping Nov 2013 , All June 2012-October 2013 MiniRig orders complete.


Which leaves the burning question:

WHO IN THE HELL ORDERED A MINIRIG IN NOVEMBER OF 2013 THAT NEEDS SHIPPING?

p.s. still haven't cleared April. Monday as I predicted.

Wow, the little singles jumped forward about 2.5 weeks.  Kinda shoots a hole in your March 2014 prediction.  The minirig also shoots a hole in your SALES....STOPPED lol.

[Unacceptable]

So the Friday update looks like this:

Friday, November 15,2013 Shipping Update

Jalapenos 5 gh/s: May 24, 2013

Little Singles 25 gh/s and 30 Upgrades: May 14, 2013

Single 50 gh/s and 60 Upgrades: April 25, 2013 pay date

MiniRigs: Now shipping Nov 2013 , All June 2012-October 2013 MiniRig orders complete.


Which leaves the burning question:

WHO IN THE HELL ORDERED A MINIRIG IN NOVEMBER OF 2013 THAT NEEDS SHIPPING?

p.s. still haven't cleared April. Monday as I predicted.

Wow, the little singles jumped forward about 2.5 weeks.  Kinda shoots a hole in your March 2014 prediction.  The minirig also shoots a hole in your SALES....STOPPED lol.

Dude,they are STILL 6 MONTHS behind.................WTF makes that a good thing     You are one sad little Joshmonkey   

[Bicknellski]

So the Friday update looks like this:

Friday, November 15,2013 Shipping Update

Jalapenos 5 gh/s: May 24, 2013

Little Singles 25 gh/s and 30 Upgrades: May 14, 2013

Single 50 gh/s and 60 Upgrades: April 25, 2013 pay date

MiniRigs: Now shipping Nov 2013 , All June 2012-October 2013 MiniRig orders complete.


Which leaves the burning question:

WHO IN THE HELL ORDERED A MINIRIG IN NOVEMBER OF 2013 THAT NEEDS SHIPPING?

p.s. still haven't cleared April. Monday as I predicted.

Wow, the little singles jumped forward about 2.5 weeks.  Kinda shoots a hole in your March 2014 prediction.  The minirig also shoots a hole in your SALES....STOPPED lol.

Monarch "August Tapeout"
Monarch "December Shipping"

At what point do you pull your head out of the sand?

[joeventura]

So the Friday update looks like this:

Friday, November 15,2013 Shipping Update

Jalapenos 5 gh/s: May 24, 2013

Little Singles 25 gh/s and 30 Upgrades: May 14, 2013

Single 50 gh/s and 60 Upgrades: April 25, 2013 pay date

MiniRigs: Now shipping Nov 2013 , All June 2012-October 2013 MiniRig orders complete.


Which leaves the burning question:

WHO IN THE HELL ORDERED A MINIRIG IN NOVEMBER OF 2013 THAT NEEDS SHIPPING?

p.s. still haven't cleared April. Monday as I predicted.

Wow, the little singles jumped forward about 2.5 weeks.  Kinda shoots a hole in your March 2014 prediction.  The minirig also shoots a hole in your SALES....STOPPED lol.

You can never say "Sales Stopped" when folks like you are around. You take it as a literal when clearly there are folks (like yourself) who would still pay $22k for 500gh in November.


Further, March 2014 was based on clearing ALL backorders, which is inclusive of the 6+ months they still have to ship. Josh missed the "Clear April orders" by 118 days.......... so close!!

[LostDutchman]

So the Friday update looks like this:

Friday, November 15,2013 Shipping Update

Jalapenos 5 gh/s: May 24, 2013

Little Singles 25 gh/s and 30 Upgrades: May 14, 2013

Single 50 gh/s and 60 Upgrades: April 25, 2013 pay date

MiniRigs: Now shipping Nov 2013 , All June 2012-October 2013 MiniRig orders complete.


Which leaves the burning question:

WHO IN THE HELL ORDERED A MINIRIG IN NOVEMBER OF 2013 THAT NEEDS SHIPPING?

p.s. still haven't cleared April. Monday as I predicted.

Wow, the little singles jumped forward about 2.5 weeks.  Kinda shoots a hole in your March 2014 prediction.  The minirig also shoots a hole in your SALES....STOPPED lol.

You can never say "Sales Stopped" when folks like you are around. You take it as a literal when clearly there are folks (like yourself) who would still pay $22k for 500gh in November.


Further, March 2014 was based on clearing ALL backorders, which is inclusive of the 6+ months they still have to ship. Josh missed the "Clear April orders" by 118 days.......... so close!!

"Close" only counts in horseshoes, when using shotguns or nuclear weapons.

Anything else is a complete failure.

My $.02.

[Flying Hellfish]

"Close" only counts in horseshoes, when using shotguns or nuclear weapons.

Anything else is a complete failure.

My $.02.

Lol, I remember my old man saying, "close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades and shit fights!"

[bcp19]

So the Friday update looks like this:

Friday, November 15,2013 Shipping Update

Jalapenos 5 gh/s: May 24, 2013

Little Singles 25 gh/s and 30 Upgrades: May 14, 2013

Single 50 gh/s and 60 Upgrades: April 25, 2013 pay date

MiniRigs: Now shipping Nov 2013 , All June 2012-October 2013 MiniRig orders complete.


Which leaves the burning question:

WHO IN THE HELL ORDERED A MINIRIG IN NOVEMBER OF 2013 THAT NEEDS SHIPPING?

p.s. still haven't cleared April. Monday as I predicted.

Wow, the little singles jumped forward about 2.5 weeks.  Kinda shoots a hole in your March 2014 prediction.  The minirig also shoots a hole in your SALES....STOPPED lol.

You can never say "Sales Stopped" when folks like you are around. You take it as a literal when clearly there are folks (like yourself) who would still pay $22k for 500gh in November.


Further, March 2014 was based on clearing ALL backorders, which is inclusive of the 6+ months they still have to ship. Josh missed the "Clear April orders" by 118 days.......... so close!!

You seem to fail to see they've cleared the bigest hurdle... Mar/Apr.  They'll be done LONG before March 2014... heck, they'll even be done before the end of the year.  I'll bet you 1BTC right now that they'll be done before Dec 15th.

[Inaba]

So the Friday update looks like this:

Friday, November 15,2013 Shipping Update

Jalapenos 5 gh/s: May 24, 2013

Little Singles 25 gh/s and 30 Upgrades: May 14, 2013

Single 50 gh/s and 60 Upgrades: April 25, 2013 pay date

MiniRigs: Now shipping Nov 2013 , All June 2012-October 2013 MiniRig orders complete.


Which leaves the burning question:

WHO IN THE HELL ORDERED A MINIRIG IN NOVEMBER OF 2013 THAT NEEDS SHIPPING?

p.s. still haven't cleared April. Monday as I predicted.

Wow, the little singles jumped forward about 2.5 weeks.  Kinda shoots a hole in your March 2014 prediction.  The minirig also shoots a hole in your SALES....STOPPED lol.

You can never say "Sales Stopped" when folks like you are around. You take it as a literal when clearly there are folks (like yourself) who would still pay $22k for 500gh in November.


Further, March 2014 was based on clearing ALL backorders, which is inclusive of the 6+ months they still have to ship. Josh missed the "Clear April orders" by 118 days.......... so close!!

You seem to fail to see they've cleared the bigest hurdle... Mar/Apr.  They'll be done LONG before March 2014... heck, they'll even be done before the end of the year.  I'll bet you 1BTC right now that they'll be done before Dec 15th.

None of the trolls will take you up on that bet. They know they are lying and just plain trolling... Can't wait to see the excuses they give for not taking that bet.

[Unacceptable]

So the Friday update looks like this:

Friday, November 15,2013 Shipping Update

Jalapenos 5 gh/s: May 24, 2013

Little Singles 25 gh/s and 30 Upgrades: May 14, 2013

Single 50 gh/s and 60 Upgrades: April 25, 2013 pay date

MiniRigs: Now shipping Nov 2013 , All June 2012-October 2013 MiniRig orders complete.


Which leaves the burning question:

WHO IN THE HELL ORDERED A MINIRIG IN NOVEMBER OF 2013 THAT NEEDS SHIPPING?

p.s. still haven't cleared April. Monday as I predicted.

Wow, the little singles jumped forward about 2.5 weeks.  Kinda shoots a hole in your March 2014 prediction.  The minirig also shoots a hole in your SALES....STOPPED lol.

You can never say "Sales Stopped" when folks like you are around. You take it as a literal when clearly there are folks (like yourself) who would still pay $22k for 500gh in November.


Further, March 2014 was based on clearing ALL backorders, which is inclusive of the 6+ months they still have to ship. Josh missed the "Clear April orders" by 118 days.......... so close!!

You seem to fail to see they've cleared the bigest hurdle... Mar/Apr.  They'll be done LONG before March 2014... heck, they'll even be done before the end of the year.  I'll bet you 1BTC right now that they'll be done before Dec 15th.

None of the trolls will take you up on that bet. They know they are lying and just plain trolling... Can't wait to see the excuses they give for not taking that bet.

I would like to take the bet,but.............since I got my BFL 30GH'er soooo late,I'm only earning .02BTC per day............so that's not even 1 BTC per month,Thanks again!!!! 

[Xian01]

I would like to take the bet,but.............since I got my BFL 30GH'er soooo late,I'm only earning .02BTC per day............so that's not even 1 BTC per month,Thanks again!!!! 

 I'd take the bet myself, but I really have no desire to feed the troll, so-to-speak. Can't do it on principle; not entertaining even for a second to spend money in any way, on anything related to Butterfly Labs - Even if it's a sure-fire bet winner.

 It's just not worth it.

[Syke]

You seem to fail to see they've cleared the bigest hurdle... Mar/Apr.  They'll be done LONG before March 2014... heck, they'll even be done before the end of the year.  I'll bet you 1BTC right now that they'll be done before Dec 15th.

You wait until they're almost done with the backlog, then you offer a very lenient date. Josh has already stated they'll be finished 10 days before that date. Wow, such a risky bet for you!

Where was your bet when they promised clearing pre-orders in Aug?
Where was your bet when they promised clearing pre-orders in Sep?
Where was your bet when they promised clearing pre-orders in Oct?

I'll offer you a better bet.

http://www.butterflylabs.com/monarch/

November / December    Initial Shipping

They're still advertising a November shipping date. I'll bet you 10 BTC they don't ship a Monarch in November.

[Bicknellski]

So the Friday update looks like this:

Friday, November 15,2013 Shipping Update

Jalapenos 5 gh/s: May 24, 2013

Little Singles 25 gh/s and 30 Upgrades: May 14, 2013

Single 50 gh/s and 60 Upgrades: April 25, 2013 pay date

MiniRigs: Now shipping Nov 2013 , All June 2012-October 2013 MiniRig orders complete.


Which leaves the burning question:

WHO IN THE HELL ORDERED A MINIRIG IN NOVEMBER OF 2013 THAT NEEDS SHIPPING?

p.s. still haven't cleared April. Monday as I predicted.

Wow, the little singles jumped forward about 2.5 weeks.  Kinda shoots a hole in your March 2014 prediction.  The minirig also shoots a hole in your SALES....STOPPED lol.

You can never say "Sales Stopped" when folks like you are around. You take it as a literal when clearly there are folks (like yourself) who would still pay $22k for 500gh in November.


Further, March 2014 was based on clearing ALL backorders, which is inclusive of the 6+ months they still have to ship. Josh missed the "Clear April orders" by 118 days.......... so close!!

You seem to fail to see they've cleared the bigest hurdle... Mar/Apr.  They'll be done LONG before March 2014... heck, they'll even be done before the end of the year.  I'll bet you 1BTC right now that they'll be done before Dec 15th.

None of the trolls will take you up on that bet. They know they are lying and just plain trolling... Can't wait to see the excuses they give for not taking that bet.

You still need to pay off your other bets...https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=191600.0 and https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=234711.0

Get that done Inaba then come talk to the community about BETTING. Wouldn't be great if people stopped buying BFL and the problems would all go away. Read all the comments you can from customers and that is all you need to know about BFL. Do not buy from them.


The BIGGEST hurdle is REFUNDS... why can't they refund people? It isn't about being 7 months behind on shipping it is about refunds.

[Flying Hellfish]

You seem to fail to see they've cleared the bigest hurdle... Mar/Apr.  They'll be done LONG before March 2014... heck, they'll even be done before the end of the year.  I'll bet you 1BTC right now that they'll be done before Dec 15th.

You wait until they're almost done with the backlog, then you offer a very lenient date. Josh has already stated they'll be finished 10 days before that date. Wow, such a risky bet for you!

Where was your bet when they promised clearing pre-orders in Aug?
Where was your bet when they promised clearing pre-orders in Sep?
Where was your bet when they promised clearing pre-orders in Oct?

I'll offer you a better bet.

http://www.butterflylabs.com/monarch/

November / December    Initial Shipping

They're still advertising a November shipping date. I'll bet you 10 BTC they don't ship a Monarch in November.

Well they don't give a year so be careful, BFL might Luke-Jr you!!!!!  Watch out November/December 2014 hash rate to da moon from all the Monarchs getting shipped!

[bcp19]

You seem to fail to see they've cleared the bigest hurdle... Mar/Apr.  They'll be done LONG before March 2014... heck, they'll even be done before the end of the year.  I'll bet you 1BTC right now that they'll be done before Dec 15th.

You wait until they're almost done with the backlog, then you offer a very lenient date. Josh has already stated they'll be finished 10 days before that date. Wow, such a risky bet for you!

Where was your bet when they promised clearing pre-orders in Aug?
Where was your bet when they promised clearing pre-orders in Sep?
Where was your bet when they promised clearing pre-orders in Oct?

I'll offer you a better bet.

http://www.butterflylabs.com/monarch/

November / December    Initial Shipping

They're still advertising a November shipping date. I'll bet you 10 BTC they don't ship a Monarch in November.

You whine at me about a 'safe bet' (He actually said 2 weeks^TM, which is more like before Thanksgiving from when he said it) yet I swear it has already been stated that it won't ship in November, looks like you just want a safe bet as well. 

[Threader]

Perhaps this is why they're not shipping to customers?

At BTC at or over $500 LOL all monarch order shipments are on indefinite standby.

Suckers....

[Bicknellski]

You seem to fail to see they've cleared the bigest hurdle... Mar/Apr.  They'll be done LONG before March 2014... heck, they'll even be done before the end of the year.  I'll bet you 1BTC right now that they'll be done before Dec 15th.

You wait until they're almost done with the backlog, then you offer a very lenient date. Josh has already stated they'll be finished 10 days before that date. Wow, such a risky bet for you!

Where was your bet when they promised clearing pre-orders in Aug?
Where was your bet when they promised clearing pre-orders in Sep?
Where was your bet when they promised clearing pre-orders in Oct?

I'll offer you a better bet.

http://www.butterflylabs.com/monarch/

November / December    Initial Shipping

They're still advertising a November shipping date. I'll bet you 10 BTC they don't ship a Monarch in November.

You whine at me about a 'safe bet' (He actually said 2 weeks^TM, which is more like before Thanksgiving from when he said it) yet I swear it has already been stated that it won't ship in November, looks like you just want a safe bet as well.  

So that be a NO on the 10 BTC for Monarch shipping November? What about December? January? How about February?

Let us be honest they won't SHIP until at least March or April right? 17 minimum weeks and more likely 19 weeks if you ordered today. So really 5 months. You might admit the November failure you seem to never state their 3 month or more comments... funny wondering why you are doing that?

[Adeel06]

No to all of those. They are mining for themselves. And have been for YEARS now. A class action lawsuit must be filed and the money they scammed out of hardworking individuals must be returned. This is RIDICULOUS NOW. I WANT MY FUCKING MONEY REFUNDED.

-Adeel

[Xian01]

This is RIDICULOUS NOW. I WANT MY FUCKING MONEY REFUNDED.

 Josh Zerlan and Sonny Vleisides don't give a fuck about what you want. They have your money, and recent history has clearly shown they don't care about refunding your orders in direct violation of Federal Trade Commission regulations.