Malaysia Airlines Flight 370. WTF?

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Pilot took the flight too high and now the plane is floating around space

Finally, we enter Monty Python territory.

[ibminer]

We are all aliens… we all came from Mars, and who knows what other planets prior to that. 

[Phinnaeus Gage]

We are all aliens… we all came from Mars, and who knows what other planets prior to that. 

Adam and Eve had two sons. One killed the other. The other left the nest and married something. That's the linage I believe I came from.

[AnimeBoy_007]

Pilot took the flight too high and now the plane is floating around space

Finally, we enter Monty Python territory.

Hahahaha... Monty Python is Epic!

[AnimeBoy_007]

We are all aliens… we all came from Mars, and who knows what other planets prior to that. 

And our God is Morgan Freeman.

[salmondance]

All the buzz is over... havent heard about it in a while. Im telling you guys, Ukraine now owns all the news.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

All the buzz is over... havent heard about it in a while. Im telling you guys, Ukraine now owns all the news.

Well, at least we traded five prisoners of war for a deserter, along with losing six soldiers in the process. Score: 6-6.

[mailmansDOGE]

All the buzz is over... havent heard about it in a while. Im telling you guys, Ukraine now owns all the news.

The news agencies and tv stations made this look more important than it was. Just a plain lost in the ocean for me.

[DieJohnny]

this plane will be found one day with all of those smartphone videos still in tact. We will know what happened to flight 370 no doubt, and I guarantee you none of our wildest guesses will be better than what really happened.

[cookiemonsterwhat]

So did they ever find this damn plane?

Even with the satellites and everything, we cant find a plane?

[bryant.coleman]

So did they ever find this damn plane?
Even with the satellites and everything, we cant find a plane?

No. Still they haven't got a clue. The authorities spent millions of $$$ for the search efforts, but still they don't have any idea about what happened to the plane. No help from the satellites as well. 

[cookiemonsterwhat]

So did they ever find this damn plane?
Even with the satellites and everything, we cant find a plane?

No. Still they haven't got a clue. The authorities spent millions of $$$ for the search efforts, but still they don't have any idea about what happened to the plane. No help from the satellites as well.  

I really find that suspicious, esp spending millions of dollars and not getting any form of results..

This is why I hate paying taxes... seriously we can have a drone drop a bomb on a some foreign country, but we cant find a fucking plane.. wtf.

I wonder what it really did cost them, and pocket the rest lol.

[freedomno1]

So did they ever find this damn plane?
Even with the satellites and everything, we cant find a plane?

No. Still they haven't got a clue. The authorities spent millions of $$$ for the search efforts, but still they don't have any idea about what happened to the plane. No help from the satellites as well.  

Thanks got a new conspiracy theory

The real money is being put into a slush fund by the leading nations in the world with a secret pact set among these superpowers to develop technologies to define warfare for the years to come.
That and the spare money that people believe is being used for search efforts is going to funding wars with the citizens thinking it is being used to find a plane.
Good old Metal Gear Theme
http://metalgear.wikia.com/wiki/Philosophers%27_Legacy

Now for the Malaysian Airline news of the day
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2014/06/07/malaysia-search-three-months-later/10014695/

@ Bob you can combine them together to make the pan ultimate conspiracy theory 

[Justin00]

they found anything yet ?
the news doesnt report much.. any more..

like how does a plane go missing. as if the usa drones/sats aren't watching it.
perhaps its sitting on the tarmac and tail number is wrong

[mailmansDOGE]

they found anything yet ?
the news doesnt report much.. any more..

like how does a plane go missing. as if the usa drones/sats aren't watching it.
perhaps its sitting on the tarmac and tail number is wrong

Haven't heard about it either. Everyone talking about those school shootings and gun laws here...

[Ron~Popeil]

Still not much news. Very weird that nothing has been found or washed up somewhere.

[xXBEVOXx]

We are all aliens… we all came from Mars, and who knows what other planets prior to that. 

Adam and Eve had two sons. One killed the other. The other left the nest and married something. That's the linage I believe I came from.

Probably one of the funniest things I've read today.

[Bobsurplus]

OMG.. they lost another flight! This is crazy...

Over Ukraine!

Never ever fly Malaysia Airlines!

[virtapayseller666]

one more flight crashed today

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/ukraine/10974050/Malaysia-Airlines-plane-crashes-on-Ukraine-Russia-border-live.html

Same company

[LPCBTC]

Now MH17