Dank Bank Deposits - dank's soul is claimed! - New music Nov 30th

[dank]

Naw, I'm right here.  Gonna have some new guitar samples up tomorrow.

[IveBeenBit]

Naw, I'm right here.  Gonna have some new guitar samples up tomorrow.

Good to see we're finally getting this thread back on track.

[MrTeal]

Dank, just create some local thread rules that all discussion should be about your 'bank', and then report any off topic posts to the moderators for deletion.

[Rarity]

Why do you say suicide is a problem?

Suicide is a problem because it represents a tragic and unnecessary loss of life that tears apart families, friendships, and communities.  You can read more about suicide here.

[Matthew N. Wright]

Why do you say suicide is a problem?

Suicide is a problem because it represents a tragic and unnecessary loss of life that tears apart families, friendships, and communities.  You can read more about suicide here.

What if someone has no friends or family? Is it only tragic because tax payers need to clean up the sidewalk? And maybe some suicides -are- necessary, like when someone has voices in their heads that tell them to kill themselves and it will never end by medication and they're constantly being tortured. There is nothing wrong with suicide buddy. There's only something wrong with suicide as a form of "giving up". As a calculated decision, suicide is probably one of the most profound statements a person can possibly make. Suicide on the whitehouse lawn with a sign that says "I'm tired of the taxation"? Yea, that won't do shit...until 100,000 people do it....

[Rarity]

That's funny, I'm the best driver I know.

Just curious, did you end up losing your license in that traffic court incident you have mentioned?  Was that case connected to your illegal street racing activities?  You mentioned being involved in accidents while sober when we were discussing your habitual driving under the influence, how many traffic accidents have you been involved in within the past three years?

[drrussellshane]

That's funny, I'm the best driver I know.

Just curious, did you end up losing your license in that traffic court incident you have mentioned?  Was that case connected to your illegal street racing activities?  You mentioned being involved in accidents while sober when we were discussing your habitual driving under the influence, how many traffic accidents have you been involved in within the past three years?

How much have you spent on Scientology courses in the past three years?

Both questions are equally related to the subject at hand.

[Rarity]

I could spend my entire net worth on a spiritual group I may or may not be a member of and it would not have any impact on Dank's Bank.  If, however, the CEO of this company is in jail for driving under the influence or illegal street racing or other lawbreaking activities the impact on the stability of this otherwise sound and profitable and growing business would be catastrophic.  Please try and focus on the issues that are relevant to the company this thread is dedicated to.

[drrussellshane]

I could spend my entire net worth on a spiritual group I may or may not be a member of and it would not have any impact on Dank's Bank.  If, however, the CEO of this company is in jail for driving under the influence or illegal street racing or other lawbreaking activities the impact on the stability of this otherwise sound and profitable and growing business would be catastrophic.  Please try and focus on the issues that are relevant to the company this thread is dedicated to.

You and I both know that Scientology is much more fun, entertaining, and just plain ole OUT-THERE crazy.

Will you start a thread about Scientology? If you don't, and I do, will you promise to spend at least as much time discussing your own religious beliefs in it as you have spent time trying to pick apart "Dank's Bank"?

I have been entertained by this thread from the get-go, in part being amazed by Dank. But ever since you and LRH showed up, the fun meter here has rocketed into the stratosphere.

[Rarity]

I have no particular interest in discussing any spiritual beliefs I may or may not have on these forums.  Feel free to start threads on any subject you desire, this particular thread is for the topic of "Dank's Bank" and if you have no opinions on that subject you should move along at this point.

[drrussellshane]

I have no particular interest in discussing any spiritual beliefs I may or may not have on these forums.  Feel free to start threads on any subject you desire, this particular thread is for the topic of "Dank's Bank" and if you have no opinions on that subject you should move along at this point.

Eh.... I'd really rather talk about Scientology, and I know that this is the thread where I am most likely to find you.

I'm afraid that you wouldn't participate in a Scientology thread if I were to start one.... although I'm not sure why... unless you doubted your own abilities to properly defend your cult.

So basically, as long as you are posting in this thread, and unless Dank specifically asks me to stop (and maybe not even then), I will continue to try to have a discussion with you about Xenu, thetans, income tax inspections, and frozen alcohol-glycol mixtures.

[Rarity]

I have no comment on these subjects, feel free to post what you want.

[IveBeenBit]

Dank, just create some local thread rules that all discussion should be about your 'bank', and then report any off topic posts to the moderators for deletion.

Please do this. It's been 5 days since I saw a post worth reading in this thread and it keeps popping up in my unread topics list.

This thread should be about Dank and his projects. There's got to be a better place to troll drug warrior cult members.

[dank]

That's funny, I'm the best driver I know.

Just curious, did you end up losing your license in that traffic court incident you have mentioned?  Was that case connected to your illegal street racing activities?  You mentioned being involved in accidents while sober when we were discussing your habitual driving under the influence, how many traffic accidents have you been involved in within the past three years?

No, I took a class.  That was when I was speeding 100+ down the highway at 1:30, got bleeped at 80ish.

Thank you whoever just done sent me .6821.

I've asked Rarity to leave, it seems she doesn't want to.  She doesn't realize she is further validating my beliefs about drugs being beneficial to humans, amongst the community.  Thank you Rarity.  Seriously though, Rarity, how long are you going to continue to suck my dick?

[JMAHH]

Seriously though, Rarity, how long are you going to continue to suck my dick?

Maybe it will help you slow down on the highway.

[Rarity]

I am a dude, and flattered but uninterested in your romantic suggestions.

  That was when I was speeding 100+ down the highway at 1:30, got bleeped at 80ish.

You would think an excellent driver so aware of his surroundings that he can handle racing 50+ MPH beyond the speed limit would have enough road awareness to avoid the police.  Maybe you aren't as good at this as you think and the next time it could be a fatal accident that brings your joyride to an end rather than a heroic police officer.

I took a class.

What did you learn about?

[peasant]

With the relentless trolling rarity has invested in this thread and that avatar i'm confused who the drug abuser is.

[drrussellshane]

With the relentless trolling rarity has invested in this thread and that avatar i'm confused who the drug abuser is.

Scientologists don't like drugs and psychiatry because it takes away from the money that they have available to spend on Scientology courses and auditing and all that other nonsense.

[dank]

I am a dude, and flattered but uninterested in your romantic suggestions.

  That was when I was speeding 100+ down the highway at 1:30, got bleeped at 80ish.

You would think an excellent driver so aware of his surroundings that he can handle racing 50+ MPH beyond the speed limit would have enough road awareness to avoid the police.  Maybe you aren't as good at this as you think and the next time it could be a fatal accident that brings your joyride to an end rather than a heroic police officer.

I took a class.

What did you learn about?

Because it's so bright and sunny at 1:30 in the morning.

Now that I know you're a dude, I really can't take you seriously anymore.  So, bye.

[Rarity]

You did not specify if it was day or night, please append AM or PM when discussing times if you wish to do so.  However, driving so recklessly at night is even more outrageously dangerous than doing so during the day so I'm not sure what your point is.

I also am confused as to why my gender has any bearing on this discussion.