Oh noes! We have to enter our KYC information. I'll get right on that, starting by uploading my tax returns....
He's making a list and he's checking it twice, he'll find out which of us have been naughty or nice.
Working on it now:
Full name: Blow Me Mc'Shee
Address line 1: 1313 Mockingbird Lane
Address line 2: Car 54
City: Transylvania
Postal code: 9000
Country: Hell on Earth
Tax ID number (eg. social security number): EATME
Income: Lots of Cum
Net worth: Spit
Occupation: Cum Dumpster
Mother's maiden name: Whore
Name of your first pet: Wife
Please list your crimes....
* Exposing myself to a blind person.
* Fucking redheads
* Failure to inform insurance agent I was fucking redheads...
* Bigamy
* Onanism
* Fetish for podiatrists
* Driving Drunk
* Driving Stoned
* Driving past a lit Krispy Kreme Sign....